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50+ Silly Jokes About Rain

Hey there rainy day friend!

Are you feeling a little down about all this wet weather?

Well, don’t worry, because I’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about rain that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about any puddles you’re stomping through.

From silly puns to cheesy one-liners, these jokes will definitely brighten up your day – or at least distract you from the dreary forecast.

So grab your umbrella and get ready to laugh your way through the storm with these rainy day jokes!

Silly Jokes About Rain

Why does rain never tell a good joke? Because it always drizzles on the punchline.

Why don’t raindrops go on vacation? Because they’re always busy working.

What is a raindrop’s favorite type of music? Showers Music.

Why should you never give an umbrella to a forgetful person? Because they’ll leave it somewhere and rain will always find it.

Why does rain always get invited to parties? Because it always knows how to make a splash.

What is the difference between rainfall and a cat’s tail? One is wet and the other is whiskered.

Why did the weatherman bring a ladder to work? To change the forecast from rainy to up in the clouds.

What do you call a rainstorm of cats and dogs? Poor visibility.

Why did the tomato turn red during a rainstorm? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What is the best way to stay dry during a rainy day? Stay indoors.

Why did the rain go to therapy? Because it was feeling misty inside.

How can you tell if rain is a good listener? It always falls quietly.

What do you call a storm that’s made entirely of marshmallows and raindrops? A sweet and soggy situation.

Why did the rain cross the road? To soak the other side.

Why did the rain go to the gym? It wanted to build up its strength for the next big storm.

What kind of rain is always hungry? A drizzle that’s downpouring.

What do you call a cloud that’s always crying? A rain-cloud-along.

Why did the rain stop playing on its computer? Because it heard thunder and got scared it would crash.

What do you call a rainstorm in the desert? A mirage of rain.

Why did the raindrop quit his job? Because he didn’t get a raise for streaming.

Why did the rain go to therapy? Because it had cloud-issues.

Did you hear about the rain that was arrested? It was hailing in jail.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, but three is a cloud.

Why did the umbrella go to the gym? To get in shape for rainy days.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? Because they make up everything.

What does rain say when it knocks on the door? Let me in, I’m precipitation!

What did the rain say to the roof? Hold onto your shingles, this will be a wet ride!

Why did the man bring a ladder to the rain? So he could climb up and see how high it was coming down.

Did you hear about the rain that fell on a wedding day? The bride was still glowing, despite the rainy weather.

What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A mirage-in-the-making.

What’s the best way to catch a rainbow in the rain? With a fishing rod made of light.

What do rainy days and cats have in common? Both make people want to curl up and take a nap.

Why don’t umbrellas ever get invited to the party? Because they’re always too busy raining on everyone’s parade.

How do you make rain run faster? Add chili powder and watch it make a dash for the border.

Why do rain clouds always wear gray? Because they don’t like to take any chances when it comes to style.

Why do people hate rain storms? Because they always make you feel a little under the weather.

What did one puddle say to the other? Splish splash, let’s make a big splash.

Why do ducks love rainy days? Because it’s always easier to quack when nobody can hear them over the rain.

What do you call a really sad rainstorm? A teardrop in the ocean.

How does the rain know when it’s time to stop falling? When it runs out of mist.

Why did the rain invite all his friends to the party? He wanted to make a splash!

What did the rain say to the thunder? You’re always clouding my atmosphere!

Why don’t people trust the rain? Because it’s always drizzling with suspicious behavior.

Why did the umbrella refuse to go to any more rain dances? It was tired of getting the same old twirls.

What did the rain say when it tried to blend in with the snow? I’m just frozen precipitation pretending to be popular!

Why did the rain break up with the sun? Because it was too bright for its own good.

What happened to the rain when he entered the bar? The bartender asked, What can I get you to drink? And the rain replied, Make it a spritzer, please.

Why did the rain bury itself under the ground? It wanted to make sure that anything it touched would turn into mud.

Why did the rain refuse to shake hands? It didn’t want to get washed up in any trouble.

What did the rain say when it finally fell asleep? I’m all wet… but it’s totally worth it!

Why did the rain find it so hard to make friends? Because it was always falling out with everyone!

Why did the rain fall in love with the thunder? Because he was so electrifying!

What did the rain say when it was trying to flirt with the snow? Can we chill out together sometime?

Why did the rain feel so out of place at the beach? Because it didn’t like being surrounded by se-a-people.

What did the rain say to the plants when it started pelting down? Don’t worry! It’s just a shower.

What did the rain say when it realized it had become too heavy to even float in the air anymore? I guess I just have to dew better next time.

Why did the rain go to the doctor? It had caught a serious cold.

Why did the rain refuse to play any games? It was afraid of getting soaked up in the competition.

What did the rain say when it retired after years of faithful service? I’m grateful for all the droplets of appreciation I’ve received.

Why did the rain think it was so special? Because it always left a last impression!

Up to You!

Well, there you have it, dear reader!

50+ silly jokes about rain to brighten up even the gloomiest of days.

Whether you love the rain or hate it, you can’t deny that these jokes are sure to elicit a laugh or two.

So next time you’re feeling down on a rainy day, remember these jokes and share them with your friends to bring a little sunshine to their day.

And always remember, if at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you!

Keep laughing and enjoying life, even on the rainiest of days!

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