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50+ One Liner Jokes About Love

Hey you hopeless romantic!

You must be feeling the love bug tickling your soul.

What better way to keep the spark alive than sharing some hilarious one-liner jokes about love?

Laugh out loud with these 50+ rib-tickling jokes that will leave your heart aching with joy.

From cheesy to clever, these one-liners will make your partner swoon and your single friends envious.

So, get ready to win your Valentine’s heart with some serious laughs with our 50+ one-liner jokes about love!

One Liner Jokes About Love

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Love is not a sprint. It’s a marathon… that you’ll never finish because you are dead.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic… and so am I.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

A baby gave me a kiss, and I couldn’t stop blushing. After all, it was my first ‘affair,’ and I was still in my crib.

When a woman says “What?”, it is not because she did not hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?

My girlfriend wanted a ring, and I gave her one… Saturn.

Love is valuable, so don’t go giving it away to just anyone who asks for it… unless it’s a Nigerian prince.

There are two types of people in this world: those who love pizza, and those who are wrong.

My girlfriend is like a unicorn – beautiful, rare, and imaginary.

My wife said she needed more space… so I locked her outside.

If love is blind, I hope it never sees me naked again.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday, and she said “a big diamond.” So I got her a deck of cards with a rock on it.

Love is like a fart… if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Falling in love means finding someone who will watch Netflix with you for the rest of your life.

My wife was giving birth, and I said “push! push!” She said, “I’m trying! You try it!” So I pushed, and we ended up with twins… who knew?

I told my wife she was the Yin to my Yang, but she said I was the Yin to her never-ending Yang.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

My wife left me because I’m always acting like a detective. She said, I want to split up. I replied, Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

I used to be in love, but then I realized I was just hungry.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Love is being able to park next to each other without dinging cars.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Love is being willing to share your food even when you don’t want to.

Love is like a fart- if you have to force it, it’s probably not real.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including love.

Love is like a plant. It needs to be watered and cared for to grow, but sometimes it dies anyway.

Love is like an onion. It stinks and makes you cry, but it’s also sweet and satisfying.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it was probably a boomerang.

Love is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Love is like a rollercoaster. It has its ups and downs, but the ride is always worth it.

Love is like a puzzle. You may not have all the pieces, but the ones you do have fit perfectly together.

Love is like a balloon. Sometimes it takes a lot of work to keep it from deflating, but it’s worth it for the ride.

Love is like a camera. You have to focus on the good times to capture the best moments.

Love is like a unicorn. Magical, but probably just a myth.

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I’m so in love with you, even Google couldn’t help me find the perfect word to describe how much.

I asked my wife how she likes her eggs in the morning. She said, ‘Unfertilized.’

My spouse said they needed some space. So, I locked them out of the house.

I planned a romantic evening with my girlfriend, but she canceled because she said she had a headache. Turns out, it was me.

My partner said they wanted a cat, so I got them a lion. It’s the king of the apartment now.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

My husband said he loves me more than anything in the world. I asked him if he meant pizza and he didn’t respond.

My girlfriend says I’m too competitive. So, I finally beat her at something and she hasn’t talked to me since.

I asked my boyfriend if he thought it was too early to be in love. He said it was, but it was too late for him to back out now.

My wife told me she was going to leave me because she couldn’t handle my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking, and then I saw her face…

My boyfriend said he loves the ocean, so I got him a fish tank. It’s like the ocean, but smaller and inside.

My husband is romantic in his own way. He sends me funny memes instead of flowers.

My girlfriend said she was cold, so I gave her my jacket. Now I’m cold, but she’s not single anymore.

My partner said they wanted to try something new. So, I bought them a new toothbrush.

My boyfriend said he loves me to the moon and back. I asked him why he didn’t love me to the sun and back, and he said it was too hot.

My wife said she wanted a man who could make her laugh. Well, I’m no comedian, but I did tell her I was a doctor once. She’s been laughing ever since.

My girlfriend said she wanted to take things slow. So, I bought her a turtle.

I asked my boyfriend if he’d like to step into my life. He said he’d rather step on a Lego.

My partner said they wanted to be more spontaneous, so I surprised them with a trip to the grocery store.

Up to You!

Well, well, well, you made it to the end of our list of 50+ one liner jokes about love!

Impressive, you must be a hopeless(ly funny) romantic!

From cheesy to clever, these jokes prove that love and laughter go hand in hand.

Whether you’re single, happily in love, or somewhere in between, there’s a joke here for everyone.

So, go ahead and share these jokes with your significant other, your bestie, or your cat.

Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good punny joke?

Thanks for sticking around, now go spread some love and laughter!

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