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Do you love math as much as you love love?

Or maybe you just love to laugh?

Either way, you’ve come to the right place!

Get ready to fall in love with numbers and equations all over again, because we’ve got 50+ math jokes about love that are sure to make you giggle, chuckle, and maybe even snort.

So grab your calculator and a box of tissues (for the tears of laughter, of course) and let’s get started!

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## Math Jokes About Love

Why did the math teacher break up with the geometry teacher? Because they had no chemistry.

Math and love are similar โ they both involve solving problems.

Love is irrational, just like the square root of -1.

Why did the mathematician fall in love with the equation? Because it was simple and elegant.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Are you Euler’s number? Because you’re the natural exponential of my heart.

You and I must be equivalent sets because we have so much in common.

I love you more than pi โ and that’s irrational.

Why did the mathematician propose to his girlfriend with a diamond with a decimal point in it? Because he knows she nerds out over significant figures.

Your smile is like a quadratic equation โ positive and complex.

Are you a math book? Because you have all the answers I need.

Let’s be a function and create a beautiful graph together.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

You’re the missing variable in my heart equation.

I’m infinitely divisible, but if I had to, I would divide myself into a million pieces just for you.

You’re the axis to my linear equation.

If loving you is as easy as counting to three, then I’m a natural numbers kinda person.

Are you a derivative? Because I feel like I’m increasing at an exponential rate whenever you’re around.

Want to know how I feel about you? Just take the limit as x approaches infinity.

Can I calculate the distance between our two hearts? Yes, just use the Pythagorean theorem.

Why did the math book break up with the romance novel? Because it only believed in rational relationships.

What did the triangle say to the circle on Valentine’s Day? You’re round my mind.

Why did the mathematician break up with his girlfriend? She was too irrational.

What did the calculator say to the mathematician on Valentine’s Day? You solve all my problems.

What do you call the love between a math teacher and a student? Algebraic attraction.

Why did the mathematician propose to his girlfriend? He wanted to put a ring on it.

How do you know if a mathematician loves you? They’ll triangle to show it.

What do math teachers use as love letters? Quadratic equations.

How did the math teacher propose to his girlfriend? He asked her to find x in his heart.

Why did the mathematician fall in love with the graph? Because it had curves in all the right places.

Why did the math teacher fall in love with the ruler? It was straight and true.

Why did the mathematician and his girlfriend break up? She said he didn’t add up.

What do you call a date between two math teachers? A function.

What did the math book say to the romance novel? I love you like Pi loves circles.

Why did the math teacher fall for the geometry student? He was acute one.

Why wouldn’t the math teacher date the calculator? It didn’t understand his complex feelings.

How do you know if a mathematician is serious about you? They’ll integrate you into their life.

Why did the math teacher and his girlfriend go to the beach? They wanted to practice their tan lines.

What did the mathematician say to the student who asked him how to get a date? Just divide and conquer.

What did the math teacher say to his girlfriend when she called him a square? I’d rather be a square than a triangle.

Why did the math teacher fall in love with the geography teacher? Because he couldn’t resist her curves!

I asked my calculus teacher if he had a crush on anyone, and he said, Yes, I have a major function for my love interest!

Why was the polynomial determined to be a good lover? Because it had all the right degrees!

What happened when the algebra problem fell in love with the geometry proof? They just couldn’t solve their differences!

Why did the sweet potato ask the yam out on a date? Because he found her to be quite a positive root!

What did the number zero say when it fell in love? I feel nothing but infinite possibilities!

How do you know if a circle and a parabola are in love? They always intersect at the same points!

Why did the square roots become a couple? Because they were just meant to be rational together!

What did the mathematician say when his girlfriend broke up with him? You can be replaced by someone with higher value!

Why did the cosine want to avoid the sine? Because she was giving him too many mixed signals!

What did the math teacher say to the lovesick student? You can’t derive happiness from external factors!

Why did the calculus student become a hopeless romantic? Because she was always looking for limits!

What did the line say when it found the perfect curve? You complete me!

Why did the ellipse want to break up with the circle? Because he felt like he was just going around in circles!

How do you know if two variables are in love? When they share the same axis!

Why did the triangle dump the parallelogram? Because he just couldn’t handle her parallel lines!

What did the square say to its girlfriend when it finally found her? There’s no place like 2!

Why did the love affair between the sine and cosine end in heartbreak? They just had too many ups and downs!

What did the statistician say to his girlfriend after they broke up? Our relationship had a low correlation coefficient!

Why did the exponents stop dating each other? Because they just couldn’t agree on their base values!

## Up to You!

Well, aren’t you a math love genius now?!

From polygonal attraction to decoding secret signals, these 50+ math jokes about love have given you a crash course in quantitative flirting.

Whether you’re using Pi to impress your crush or calculating the probability of finding your perfect match, you now have all the tools you need to sweep your sweetheart off their feet.

So keep these jokes handy, and always remember – love isn’t just about chemistry, it’s about calculus too!

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