Are you ready to laugh your way into spring?
Look no further because we’ve got 50+ lame jokes about spring that will have you rolling on the floor (or at least rolling your eyes).
From terrible puns to groan-worthy one-liners, we’ve got it all.
So grab a flower crown, put on your sunglasses, and prepare to be entertained.
It’s time to welcome the new season with some giggles and cringes.
Let’s get started!
Lame Jokes About Spring
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in the spring? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the snowman refuse to come to life in spring? He couldn’t thaw it.
How does a tree get onto social media in the spring? By logging on.
Why don’t oysters give to charity in the spring? They’re shellfish.
What happens when spring flowers make a mistake? They say, Oopsie daisy!
How do you know spring is here? Because the birds start twittering.
What do you call a group of spring onions? Flock of Bo Peeps.
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a grasshopper in the spring? A hopper-pillar.
When is a spring blossom good for nothing? When it blooms early.
What did one spring flower say to the other? Hey bud you’re looking petal pretty.
Why was the math book sad in the spring? Because it had too many problems.
How can you tell if a tree is excited for spring? It starts to bud with anticipation.
Why did the tree go to the dentist in the spring? To get a root canal.
What is a spring lamb’s favorite game? Baa sketball.
Why did the duck break up with the spring? It didn’t quack her up.
What did the spring say to the autumn? Hey, don’t leaf me hanging!
Why do flowers in the spring run fast? To get to the finish line.
What does a bee say in the spring? Hive got to go!
Why did the frog stand in the middle of the road during spring? To get to the other side!
How do you know a good joke about spring? You’ll sprout laughing!
Did you hear about the tree who always wore a bowtie in the spring? He was a sapling dandy!
What do you call a group of birds in the spring? A twitter party.
Why did the bee prefer spring over winter? Because he loved the flower season.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop.
Did you hear about the banking branch that sprung up in the garden? They’ve got plenty of ATM-ohspheres there.
Why did the frog call his insurance company in the spring? He wanted to renew his jump policy.
What’s the easiest way to catch a squirrel in the spring? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Spring is here, which means it’s time to welcome back all the flowers, bees and… allergies.
Why do birds like piano music in the spring? Because it has lots of tweets and scales.
What kind of flowers grow on a person’s face in the spring? Tulips (two lips).
Why was the math book sad in the spring? Because it had too many problems!
What do you get when you mix a spring cloud with sunshine? A rainbow!
Did you hear about the grass that was so well-behaved in spring, it grew without a blade out of place?
What’s the definition of a perfect spring day? Ash falling from the trees and pollen blowing in the wind.
What do you call a sheep in the springtime? A lam-baa.
What do you call a group of sheep playing instruments in the spring? A band of ewes-icians.
Why did the farmer take a fan to the orchard in the spring? To help the trees get some air and blow gently in the breeze.
Why did the chicken go to the seance in the spring? He wanted to talk to his hatched ancestors.
What do you call a tree during the spring when it’s most productive? A sapling!
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the best spring parties? Because he was a fungi to be around!
Why did spring bring a trampoline to the park? To help plants get a good spring in their step.
What do you call a sheep that’s just been sheared in spring? A spring clean-up.
What do flowers say before they go on a date? I hope this blossoms into something more.
Why did the snail decide to travel in spring? Because it wanted to leave a slime trail before the flowers.
What do bunnies say when it’s time for spring cleaning? Hop to it!
Why did the bird refuse to work in the spring? Because it was chirpful!
What do you call it when a plant needs a bandaid? A stem-cellaneous injury.
Why did the robin eat all the worms in spring? Because it was on a spring diet.
What did the bee say when asked if it was enjoying the warmer weather? It’s pollen better than ever!
Why did the gardener get locked out of the greenhouse? He forgot his keys to spring.
What did the tree say to the flower in spring? You’re petal-ing yourself on the back a little too much.
Why did the vegetable garden need a fence in spring? To keep all the rabbits at bay.
Why did the snail decide to take up running in spring? To get a spring in its step.
What do you call a sheep that loves gardening in spring? A ewe-ganic farmer.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a tulip? A spring quacker.
Why did the flower decide to stop going to the gym in spring? It was already in bloom-ing shape.
Why did the bird decide to migrate south in spring instead of winter? Because it wanted to soak up some sun(FLOWER) before flying away.
What did the horse say when it saw the fields of green grass in spring? This is going to be a bit of a gallop workout.
Why was the ant unable to carry the flower back to its colony in spring? It was unable to spring into action.
What did the bear say when it came out of hibernation in spring? I feel lighter, like I’ve lost some winter weight in my bear-ly exercise routine.
Up to You!
Now that you’ve made it through all 50+ lame jokes about spring, you probably feel like you’ve bloomed into a whole new person!
Whether you laughed out loud or groaned in disbelief, one thing’s for sure: you’re ready to spring into action and share these jokes with your friends and family.
So dust off your punny bone and get hopping, because the world could always use more laughter…even if it means enduring a few more weeks of allergy season.
Thanks for sticking with us, and we hope your spring is filled with endless sunshine and dad jokes!
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