Hey there, you!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
We all know that school can be a drag, but it’s time to lighten up with 50+ of the lamest jokes about school that will make you roll your eyes and slap your knee at the same time.
Get ready for some cheesy one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and the kind of humor your dad told you when you were a kid.
So, grab your backpack, put on your thinking cap, and let’s get started!
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Lame Jokes About School
Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
Why are school corridors always cold? Because of all the drafts.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo student? A pouch potato.
What did the teacher say to the wall? I’ll see you at the board meeting.
Why don’t vampires go to school? Because they already know how to count.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two tired.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don’t oysters do well in school? Because they clam up during tests.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t ducks do well in school? Because they always quack under pressure.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on all day? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the apple go to school? To get a degree on core curriculum.
How do you organize a space party at school? You planet!
Why don’t they play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why don’t ghosts like going to school? Every time the bell rings, they get scared out of their wits.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were too bright.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the teacher ask Joey to bring his goldfish to class? She wanted to show the class how to subtract.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the green marker go to school? To learn how to shade.
Why did the teacher give the student a calculator? Because he couldn’t subtract on his own two feet.
Why did the student eat a ruler? Because he wanted to see how long it would take to digest.
Why did the school bus break down? Because it had lots of students on board.
Why did the teacher wear a cape? Because she was super helpful to her students.
Why did the student bring glue and scissors to school? Because he wanted to cut and paste his homework together.
Why did the teacher wear a watch? So she could keep an eye on her students.
Why did the teacher give her students a clock? So they could learn how to tick and tock.
Why did the school computer go to sleep? Because it was tired of being turned on all day.
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the top of the class.
Why did the professor wear a tie-dye shirt? He was trying to stay groovy with his students.
Why did the teacher use a ruler to measure the distance between two points? Because she was an expert in linear thinking.
Why did the student bring a flashlight to school? So he could shine some light on the subject.
Why did the teacher give her students a pencil? So they could lead the way to success.
Why did the geography teacher get lost on the way to class? Because she didn’t know where she was going.
Why did the student go to school early? To beat the traffic of other students.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the English teacher quit? She couldnāt handle too many periods in a row.
Why do teachers always wear glasses? Because they canāt control their pupils.
Why was the history teacher always nervous? Because he was constantly living in the past.
Why did the biology teacher refuse to take a picture? Because he didnāt have any cells.
Why do students always sit on their backpacks? Because they donāt want to be benchwarmers.
Why did the geography teacher go on vacation? Because she wanted to explore new territories.
Why did the PE teacher always bring a ladder to class? So he could reach new heights.
Why did the physics teacher lose his job? Because he constantly kept falling asleep on the job.
Why was the art teacher always nervous? Because she was always drawing a blank.
Why did the music teacher always fall asleep during class? Because he conducted too many reveries.
Why did the foreign language teacher always have trouble with her class? Because she was always woefully lost in translation.
Why did the science teacher cross the road? To get to the other slide.
Why was the social studies teacher always irritable? Because he constantly had a political agenda.
Why did the librarian always fall asleep during storytime? Because it was always a snooze-fest.
Why did the substitute teacher always carry a compass with them? To always find their way back to the beginning of the lesson.
Why did the school cafeteria always stay deserted? Because nobody wanted to hear lunch lines.
Why was the school nurse always so distant? Because she was constantly applying ample space.
Why was the guidance counselor always absent-minded? Because it was always hard for them to make a decision.
Why did the janitor always have to clean up after the history teacher? Because he was always stuck in the past.
Up to You!
Congratulations, you’ve made it to the end of 50+ lame jokes about school!
Whether you’re a student or a teacher, we hope this collection of puns and one-liners has brought a smile to your face (even if it was a facepalm).
Remember, laughter is the best medicine to cure those back-to-school blues.
So next time you’re feeling stressed or overwhelmed, just think of these jokes and let out a chuckle or two.
And if that doesn’t work, you can always blame it on the textbooks being too heavy.
Keep on learning and keep on laughing!
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