Hey, you hopeless romantic!
Are you craving a good laugh but can’t seem to find anything remotely funny about love?
Fear not, because we’ve got you covered with 50+ of the lamest jokes about L-O-V-E that are sure to make you roll your eyes and groan.
Grab a box of tissues (for the tears of laughter, of course) and get ready to cringe your way through this pun-tastic post.
Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, these jokes will leave you feeling loved–albeit loved for your sense of humor and not your actual dating skills.
So sit back, buckle up, and get ready for some serious cheesy goodness.
Lame Jokes About Love
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and fell in love!
What did the grape say to the raisin? You’re looking raisin-able!
Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because it couldn’t keep up with its core values.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including love.
Why did the computer break up with its lover? It found someone else to byte.
Why did the man refuse to marry the disco ball? Because it broke his heart by dancing with everyone in the room.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly and thought it had fallen in love!
Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? Because the eraser said it needed space to become its own thing.
Why did the cheese break up with the macaroni? Because it thought it was noodle-ing around with too many others.
Why did the ghost break up with its lover? The relationship was getting too spooky.
Why did the iPhone break up with the smartphone? Because it found out it was just a cheap knockoff.
What do you call a can opener that’s in love? A swipe right.
Why did the phone break up with its lover? They weren’t compatible.
What did one oar say to the other? “Can we row-mance?”
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? I can’t help but feel a little bittersweet about our love.
Why did the bicycle break up with its lover? They were going in opposite directions.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, cold hands, and a neck that sucks!
Why did the newspaper break up with the crossword puzzle? It felt the puzzle was too cross.
What did the candle say to the matchstick? You light up my life.
Why did the broom break up with the dustpan? It couldn’t handle the dirty truth about their relationship.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why are fish so smart? Because they’re always in school.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sights!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
What happened when the frog’s car broke down? He had to jump-start it!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino…
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did the grape say to the raisin? You’re my soulmate because we’re both wrinkly and delicious.
Why did the banana break up with the apple? Because he found her a-peeling.
What do you call a romantic insect? A lovebug.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine’s Day. She said, Just a hug. So I got her a shirt that says, Free Hugs.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing undressing.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including relationships.
What do you call a bear that loves his girlfriend a lot? A bear-y special partner.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired from carrying all the lovebirds.
What did one oar say to the other oar? Can I be your valentine so we can row-mantically together forever?
What do you call a relationship between a mushroom and a fish? Beneath the weeds.
Why did the pea jump into the pot of boiling water? To warm his cold feet from all the love.
Why did the baker fall in love? He kneaded it.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? To get to his love nest.
Why did the can opener break up with the jar lid? Because it was getting too clingy.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam it, I was trying to propose to her.
Why did the lobster fall in love with the mermaid? Because she rocked his world.
What did the melon say to its lover? You are the apple of my rind.
What do you call a bear that likes to go on dates? A dater-bear.
Why did the computer go to bed? Because it had a floppy disk.
Up to You!
So there you have it, dear friend!
50+ lame jokes about love that probably made you cringe, roll your eyes, and maybe even chuckle a little bit.
Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or a cynical singleton, there’s no denying that love is a complex and sometimes messy thing.
But hey, a good joke can always lighten the mood, right?
And even though these jokes may not have been the most hilarious, we hope they at least put a smile on your face.
So go forth and spread the love (and the laughter) with these corny one-liners.
Who knows, you might just win over your crush with your killer sense of humor!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝