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50+ Knock-Knock Jokes About Dads

Hey there, kiddo!

Are you bored and need a good laugh to brighten up your day?

Well, look no further because we’ve got 50+ hilariously cheesy knock-knock jokes about dads that will have you cracking up in no time!

Whether you want to poke fun at your own dad or impress your friends with your quick wit, these dad jokes are guaranteed to keep you entertained.

So grab a seat, buckle up, and get ready to unleash your inner comedian with these knee-slapping knock-knock jokes!

Knock-Knock Jokes About Dads

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Dad! It’s just me!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you still crying, Dad?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? I am your favorite daughter!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, Dad, we’re going on vacation!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, Dad. That’s why I had to knock.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, Dad. You sound like you have a cold.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Owls the time you’re coming home, Dad?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you again, Dad. You’re still sneezing.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see you, Dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Best. Best who? Best Dad in the world!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on me, Dad. I need a hug.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the hardware store, Dad?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, Dad. It’s cold out here.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says your daughter, Dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poop, Dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Computer. Computer who? Computer Daddy.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in, Dad?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here comes my Dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I have for my Dad.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you’re my Dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad joke, new rule, you laugh you lose!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just dad-jokes. Knock, knock!

Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here, dad! Knock, knock!

Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, dad, I can’t eat anymore!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up dad, I’m hungry!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m your dad?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome, son, you’re welcome.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kelly. Kelly who? Kelly up, dad, we’re late! Knock, knock!

Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more dad-jokes in your repertoire?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas, dad! Knock, knock!

Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, dad, your dad-jokes are hilarious!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a sandwich, dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jenna. Jenna who? Jenna-side, I’m opening the door right now dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy the key so we can open the door, dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help here, dad!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? Eww, dad, that’s gross!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, do you know any good dad jokes?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you fix this leaky faucet?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you give me a lift to the store?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, you are the best dad in the world!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, do you want to wrestle?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you read me a bedtime story?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, I need you to teach me how to shave.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can I have some money?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you teach me how to ride a bike?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, I need you to take me fishing.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you help me with my homework?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you fix my bike?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can we watch a movie together?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you take me to the ball game?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, I need you to come to my school play.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you help me build a treehouse?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, I need you to help me move.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you help me with my taxes?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can we go on a road trip?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad, can you help me plan my wedding?

Up to You!

In conclusion, you’ve knocked your way through 50+ dad-tastic knock-knock jokes!

Whether you’re sharing them with your pops or just trying to liven up your next family gathering, these silly and pun-filled one-liners are guaranteed to garner some laughs (and maybe a few eye-rolls).

So, keep on knocking and keep on joking – there’s nothing like a good dad joke to lighten the mood!

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