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50+ Knock Knock Jokes About Cheese

Hey there cheese fanatic!

Are you ready for some cheesy humor?

We present to you 50+ knock knock jokes that will make you say “cheddar!” and maybe even make your stomach cramp from laughing too much.

It’s time to put on your dairy sense of humor, because these cheesy jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

So, gather your fellow cheese lovers, and let’s get cracking with these pun-tastic jokes!

Knock Knock Jokes About Cheese

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a jolly good fellow!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who? Cheddar you think that’s enough jokes for today?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mozzarella. Mozzarella who? Mozzarella stick with cheesy jokes tonight!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Swiss. Swiss who? Swiss you were here to enjoy these cheesy puns with me!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Blue. Blue who? Blue cheese, I’m feeling kind of moldy tonight.


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Parmesan. Parmesan who? Parmesan over some more jokes!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Brie. Brie who? Brie careful not to get too cheesy!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda you want to hear another one?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Camembert. Camembert who? Camembert the love tonight!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feta. Feta who? Feta hit snooze and slept through all my cheesy jokes yesterday!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pepper Jack. Pepper Jack who? Pepper Jack hope you enjoy these cheesy puns!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Havarti. Havarti who? Havarti you know how much I appreciate your smile after my jokes!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mascarpone. Mascarpone who? Mascarpone with the cheesy jokes tonight!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colby. Colby who? Colby-licious cheesy puns!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ricotta. Ricotta who? Ricotta move on to the next joke now.


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorgonzola. Gorgonzola who? Gorgonzola somebody else to tell these cheesy jokes to!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Provolone. Provolone who? Provolone myself to the next level of cheesiness!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chèvre. Chèvre who? Chèvre you ever heard a cheesier joke?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Muenster. Muenster who? Muenster these jokes always make me laugh!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? String. String who? String cheese, the cheesiest snack of them all!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute little mouse!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Brie. Brie who? Brie my valentine!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who? Cheddar than nothing!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feta. Feta who? Feta late than never!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Blue. Blue who? Blue cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Parmesan. Parmesan who? Parmesan out of my way!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Swiss. Swiss who? Swiss the door and let me in!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mozzarella. Mozzarella who? Mozzarella sticks for you!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda you like some cheese?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Havarti. Havarti who? Havarti you been all my life?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Provolone. Provolone who? Provolone-ly thing I need is cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Camembert. Camembert who? Camembert, the door is open!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Roquefort. Roquefort who? Roquefort to be kidding me!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gruyere. Gruyere who? Gruyere not going to share your cheese with me?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colby. Colby who? Colby the cheese, darling!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ricotta. Ricotta who? Ricotta go now, but let’s have cheese later!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Edam. Edam who? Edam well that ends well!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Munster. Munster who? Munster be the cheesiest joke ever!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fontina. Fontina who? Fontina time for some cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Limburger. Limburger who? Limburger eating cheese or you won’t have any friends!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheese! Cheese who? I’m all cheesy grins to be here!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Brie. Brie who? Brie-lly glad to see you!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Swiss. Swiss who? Swiss is the best cheese in town!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Provolone. Provolone who? Provolone you forever!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cheddar. Cheddar who? Cheddar be good to each other!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feta. Feta who? Feta-believe it or not, I brought cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mozzarella. Mozzarella who? Mozzarella this cheese in my hand!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Blue. Blue who? Blue cheese, don’t you feel the same way?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colby. Colby who? Colby-thing is possible with cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Parmesan. Parmesan who? Parmesan-chis deal!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Havarti. Havarti who? Havarti met you before?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Asiago. Asiago who? Asiago home and eat some cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda you like some cheese?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pepperjack. Pepperjack who? Pepperjack your bags, we’re going on a cheesy adventure!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Romano. Romano who? Romano-back and get some more cheese!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cottage. Cottage who? Cottage-you see how much cheese I brought?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Monterey. Monterey who? Monterey Jack, is that you?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Camembert. Camembert who? Camembert you see I brought some cheese?


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ricotta. Ricotta who? Ricotta hurry up and eat!


Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gruyere. Gruyere who? Gruyere’s hoping you love cheese as much as I do!


Up to You!

Well, there you have it!

50+ cheesy knock knock jokes to make you chuckle and maybe even roll your eyes in cheese-induced laughter.

From “Brie who?” to “Parmesan who?” – you’ll never look at cheese the same way again.

So go ahead and spread the laughter, but maybe lay off the cheese for a while.

Unless, of course, you want to be called a cheesy jokester.

Keep the laughter going – just don’t forget to say “cheddar you later!”


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