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Looking for some zero-larious humor to brighten up your day?
Look no further because we’ve got 50+ pun-tastic jokes about the number zero that are guaranteed to make you laugh until you’re a “10” on the hilarity scale.
From math jokes to dad jokes and everything in between, these zero-themed jokes are sure to be nothing but “zero-shade” and full of fun.
So, let’s get ready to crank up the laughs to “infinity and beyond” with these hilarious zero jokes!
Jokes About Zero
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine, and zero was left alone.
Why did the chicken cross the road and divide itself by zero? To prove to the other side that he was a laughable concept.
What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice belt!
What’s black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zero.
What’s the difference between an impolite zero and a well-mannered zero? One’s a little “nought”-y!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, especially pesky zeroes.
Why do mathematicians love zeroes? Because it’s easy to divide by nothing.
Why is zero the most depressing number? Because it’s always a big nothing. Why do mathematicians call zero a philosopher? Because zero is a void thinker!
How does a mathematician catch a leopard? They climb a tree and wait until the leopard walks by, count the spots, and divide the sum by zero. What is zero’s favorite party game? Grey Goose egg toss!
Why do math teachers call zero “a problem?” Because it is nothing but trouble!
What does a mathematician say when they’re getting ready for a party? Let’s get some drinks! The downside is we might have a zero time.
Why did the math teacher get dizzy? Too many zeroes spinning around in her head.
If zero is nothing, and 3(x-y) = 0, does that mean I get nothing for my birthday?
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems with zeroes!
Why did the mathematician divide sin by tan? Just to get a little bit of zero.
How do you make a math teacher happy? Subtract zero.
What do you get when you cross a mathematician and a clown? Zero divided by zero.
Why is zero such a great actor? Because it can play any part – even itself!
Why was six afraid of zero? Because seven eight nine!
What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
Why is dividing by zero like trying to ski uphill? It’s impossible!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven-eight-nine.
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why is it okay to add a zero to the end of any number? Because no one will ever notice.
Why don’t mathematicians know how to party? Because they always try to divide the bill equally.
Why did the student get a zero on his test? He forgot to write his name.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What did the number zero say to the number 8? Nice belt!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.
Why couldn’t the pirate do math? Because he kept saying “Aye Aye” instead of “I I”.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
Why did Zero break up with One? She felt too insignificant to add value to their relationship.
Why is Six so suspicious of Zero? Because it always thinks it has something to hide.
What did Zero say when it was asked if it liked math? I don’t really have any opinions on the matter.
Why did Zero get fired from its job as a cashier? It kept coming up short.
Why did Zero call the police? Someone stole its identity.
How does Zero measure up to the competition? It doesn’t, it’s just a circle.
Why is Zero such a bad dancer? It can never find its footing.
How does Zero like its coffee? Nothing added.
Why did Zero get into an argument with One? It accused One of taking all the credit for their work.
Why did Zero go to the optometrist? It was having trouble seeing past itself.
Why did Zero start a band? It was tired of being a mere placeholder in other people’s songs.
Why did Zero refuse to share its pizza? It didn’t want to be divided.
Why did Zero refuse to participate in the Olympics? It didn’t want to count as a medal.
How does Zero like to play tennis? It always serves for love.
Why did Zero become a hermit? It wanted to live a zero-carbon lifestyle.
Why did Zero get arrested? It was caught loitering.
What did Zero say when asked if it had any friends? I wouldn’t say I have none, but I definitely don’t have ones.
Why did Zero change careers? It was tired of just being a placeholder in every spreadsheet and database.
Why did Zero refuse to leave the house? It was feeling a bit round and didn’t feel like dressing up.
Why did Zero break up with Ten? Ten was too much of a perfectionist and Zero wanted to celebrate its flaws.
Up to You!
Well done, you’ve made it to the end of our hilarious journey through 50+ jokes about zero!
You must be feeling pretty “null” of yourself right now (sorry, had to slip one more in there).
From mathematical mayhem to pun-tastic word play, these jokes prove that zero is much more than just a number.
So next time someone says “you’re nothing”, just remember that zero is worth a whole lot of laughs.
Keep counting on us for more hilarious content!
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