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50+ Jokes About Young Love

Hey lovebird, are you feeling all tingly inside, unable to contain your giggles and grins?

You must have fallen head over heels for someone!

We know young love can be tough, but it’s also hilarious.

That’s why we have rounded up 50+ of the funniest jokes about young love that will have you LOL-ing and ROFL-ing.

From cheesy pick-up lines to awkward moments, we’ve got it all covered.

So grab your sweetheart, sit back, and get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes!

Jokes About Young Love

Why did the young couple break up? Because they just couldn’t seem to get past first base – they always got stuck in a meet the parents loop.

What do you call a teenage girl in love? A walking hormone.

Why did the young man give his girlfriend a clock for Valentine’s Day? Because he wanted her to know how much time he was willing to waste for her.

Why did the young couple decide to tie the knot? Because they wanted to have a hand to hold onto while texting each other.

What do you call two teenagers kissing in a car? A parking romance.

What do you call a teenager in love who’s also a scientist? A chemist in love.

Why did the young man propose to his girlfriend during a hockey game? Because he wanted to get on one knee during the power play.

What do you call a group of teenagers all in love with the same person? A love triangle that could be a music festival.

What do you call a couple of young lovers who are both magicians? A couple of hocus-pocus.

Why did the young couple break up? Because she wanted to Netflix and chill, but he wanted to Netflix and fall asleep.

What do you call a teenager in love who has ADHD? A hyper-romantic.

Why did the young couple decide to have a puppy instead of a baby? Because they weren’t ready for a love triangle.

What do you call a young man who’s always trying to impress his girlfriend? A boyfriend on steroids.

Why did the young couple’s relationship end? Because they kept getting stuck on the friend zone level of their video game.

What do you call a young couple who are both writers? A couple of love poets.

Why did the young couple decide to elope? Because their love was too young to have a socially distanced wedding.

What’s the difference between young love and old love? Young love is all about the honeymoon period, while old love is all about bickering over which side of the sofa to sit on.

Why did the young couple break up? Because they couldn’t decide who was the Romeo and who was the Juliet.

What do you call a young couple who are both scientists? A couple of love birds.

Why did the young couple get matching tattoos of each other’s names? Because they wanted a permanent reminder of the time before they realized they should have broken up.

Why did the magician break up with his girlfriend? She kept disappearing on him.

Why do teenage romances never last? They’re just puppy love.

What did one teen heart say to the other? We’re a match made in acne.

Why did the young couple break up after going to the zoo? The girl was always monkeying around.

What does a teenage girl’s heart beat faster for? A crush.

What did the teenager say about his first love? She was a real doll.

Why did the boy take his girlfriend to the park to break up? He wanted the breakup to be natural.

Why did the young couple text each other from separate rooms? They were in a long-distance relationship.

What do you call a young couple that’s trying to keep their relationship a secret? A lock and key.

Why did the sophomore ditch his first date? She wasn’t up to his sophomore-junky standards.

What do you call a young couple that’s completely in love? A match made in heaven.

Why did the teenage couple break up after trying to do a long-distance relationship? They realized they were two ships passing in the night.

Why did the young couple break up after seeing a scary movie? She was too scared to be alone with him.

What did the senior say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? You make my heart skip a beat like math class.

Why did the teenage girl reject her first crush? He was below her hierarchy.

What did the girl say to her first love after he wrote her a love letter? It’s cute, but let’s keep it platonic.

Why did the teenage couple break up after going to college? They realized there were plenty of fish in the sea.

What do young couples talk about over the phone? Hours of sweet nothings.

Why did the teenage boy delete his dating app profile? He found his real-life match.

What did the teenage girl say after her second breakup? I need to find someone who will love me for me, pimples and all.

Why did the young couple break up after Valentine’s Day? They couldn’t find love in the air; it was only nitrogen and oxygen.

Why did the young couple decide to get married at the zoo? They wanted to start their love in a caged environment.

What do you call a young couple who won’t stop kissing in public? Smartphone zombies.

Why did the young couple decide to go on a second date to the city dump? They wanted to embrace their future trashy selves.

Why did the young couple break up after their first camping trip? They realized that the only thing that sizzles between them is their tent’s zipper.

Why did the young couple decide to buy a pet tarantula? They wanted to face their long-term commitment fears together.

Why did the young couple decide to play chess on their first date? They wanted to prevent any potential rook mistakes.

What do you call a young couple who broke up after eating a box of chocolates? Bittersweethearts.

Why did the young couple decide to go for a scary movie on their anniversary? They wanted to know whether they were still scared of love.

Why did the young couple break up after their first rock-climbing adventure? They realized that their relationship was at rock bottom.

Why did the young couple narrow down their Valentine’s Day gift choices to a kite and a pogo stick? They wanted to make their love soar high and bounce back.

What do you call a young couple who can’t stop fighting? Battle-lovers.

Why did the young couple decide to go on a summer camp adventure instead of attending a fancy ball? They wanted to learn how to navigate through life’s obstacles.

Why did the young couple break up after adopting a puppy together? They realized that their love wasn’t as unconditional as their puppy’s.

Why did the young couple decide to go for a mud racing tournament on their anniversary? They wanted to prove that love can survive anything.

Why did the young couple decide to skip going to college and become professional skydivers instead? They wanted to take their relationship to new heights.

Why did the young couple break up after attending a cooking competition together? They realized that too many cooks spoil the love broth.

Why did the young couple decide to go for a rollercoaster ride on their first date? They wanted to experience every up and down of love together.

Why did the young couple decide to read a self-help book on their third date? They wanted to understand what love actually was.

What do you call a young couple who broke up after attending a yoga class together? Splitsville partners.

Up to You!

Well, well, well, looks like you made it to the end of our hilarious list of young love jokes!

You’re practically a love expert now!

Who knew that love could be so funny, right?

Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or a skeptic of this crazy little thing called love, these jokes are sure to keep you laughing.

Just remember, if all else fails, you can always just blame it on Cupid.

Keep on spreading the love and the laughs, folks!

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