Hey there, tinsel-lover!
Are you ready for the most festive and hilarious post of the season?
Get your sleigh bells ringing and your stomachs prepared for a whole lot of laughter as we present to you 50+ jokes about Xmas that will make your holiday even merrier and brighter.
From punny punchlines to witty one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face faster than you can say Ho Ho Ho.
So grab a mug of hot cocoa, cozy up by the fire, and prepare to laugh your way into the new year with our side-splitting Xmas jokes.
Jokes About Xmas
Why did Santa Claus go to college? To learn how to Ho-Ho-Ho-lidays!
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? I’m pining for you!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Maybe frostbite!
Why did Frosty the Snowman refuse to go to the beach for Christmas? Because there was a Frost-bite alert!
What did the gingerbread man say to Santa Claus? I knead you!
What happens to elves who go bankrupt? They turn into Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? Ouch!
What did the snowflake say to the other snowflake? Don’t snow me around!
Why do birds make terrible Christmas presents? Because they always tweet away!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To avoid getting stuffed!
What goes Oh-Oh-Oh? Santa walking backwards!
Why did the Grinch decide to steal Christmas? He was feeling a little Grinchy!
What did Santa say to the Elf who tried to run away? Oh, come all ye faithful!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did Santa decide to go on a diet? He heard that Christmas cookies are taking over the world!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why did Rudolph go to school? To learn his alliteration!
What do you call a Christmas tree that gets sick? Pass The Tissue!
Why do ghosts like to go to Christmas parties? They love to hear the deck the halls with cries of fright!
Why did Santa’s helper decide to take the day off? He was feeling elf-employed!
Why did Santa go to therapy? He had the North Pole Blues.
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the elf go to school? Because he wanted to improve his elf-esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
What did the reindeer say to the elf? I don’t think you’re one of us. You’re a little short.
Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? He parked in a snow parking zone.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus? A rebel without a Claus.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the bar? To get lit.
What do you call a Santa with no money? Saint Nickel-less.
Why did the Grinch go to the doctor? Because his heart grew three sizes too small.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why was the snowman rummaging through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the Doughman.
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? He thought his wife was too flaky.
What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Why did the Christmas tree turn red? It was embarrassed to be showing off.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pine-apple.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
Why did Santa Claus go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the jingle-bells.
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did Rudolph the reindeer have to go to school? He needed to learn his alphabets, A, B, C, Dasher, Dancer.
Why did Scrooge go to the recycling bin? To donate his humbug.
What do you hear when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
How does Santa take photos? With his North Pole-aroid camera.
Why do Christmas trees have such bad manners? Because they are always pining.
What do you call an elf with a bad ear infection? A Keen-elf.
What does Santa Claus use instead of Tinder? North Pole-vite.
Why did Frosty the snowman refuse to go to the gym? Because he was already fit.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
What did Santa say to his reindeer before the race? Ready, set, HO, HO, HO!.
How does Santa stay organized? He keeps a list of all the naughty and nice kids on his iCloud.
What is Santa’s favorite pizza? One that’s deep and crisp and even.
Why don’t Santa’s elves work in a bakery? Because they knead dough-not.
Why did Santa Claus wear a purple gown? Because he was feeling a bit Claus-trophobic.
How do you know if Santa is a paranoid person? He’s always checking his clue twice.
Up to You!
Now that you’ve read these hilarious 50+ jokes about Christmas, you’re sure to be the life of any holiday party this year!
From Santa Claus to Frosty the Snowman, these jokes cover all the classics.
So get ready to spread some holiday cheer and make everyone in the room laugh out loud.
And don’t forget to pass on these jokes to your friends and family – because after all, ’tis the season to be jolly (and goofy)!
Happy holidays, you silly elf!
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