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50+ Jokes About Xmas Gifts

Hey, you!

Are you already stressing out about finding the perfect Christmas gift for your friends and family?

Fear not, because we’ve got you covered!

We’ve compiled 50+ hilarious jokes about Christmas gifts that are sure to make you laugh and forget all about your present-related anxieties.

From cheesy puns to relatable observations, these jokes will have you ho-ho-hoing all the way through the holiday season.

So sit back, grab some egg nog, and get ready to be entertained.

Let the gift of laughter be the best present you give this year!

Jokes About Xmas Gifts

Why did Santa give a bag of coal to the naughty kid on Christmas? Because he wanted to show him a dark side of Christmas!

Why did the snowman refuse the Christmas present? Because he had nowhere to put it; he never has pockets or arms!

Why did the reindeer sign up for a gym membership before Christmas? To get buff-a-lo!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frosty the Snowshark!

Why did Santa’s helper refuse the Christmas gift? It was an offer he couldn’t unwrap!

Why did Rudolph ask for a map for Christmas? He wanted to see the North Pole from a different perspective!

Why did Santa wear a tutu for Christmas? He wanted to make his presence felt!

Why did the Grinch refuse the Christmas gift? He thought it was a trap set by Whoville!

What did the Christmas tree say to the other trees? I pine for you!

What does Santa call his helpers on Christmas? His elf-abet!

Why did the Christmas chicken cross the road? To get to the other tide!

What does an elf use to make a Christmas present? A Santacut!

Why did Santa’s sleigh smell so bad? It had too many no deer!

What do you call Santa’s Christmas train? The Jingle Express!

Why did the hamster refuse the Christmas gift? He already had a wheel deal!

How will Santa Claus be perceived in the future? Claus-tronaut!

Why did the Grinch refuse the Christmas gift? He thought the wrapping was too who-rid!

What does Santa give his elves for Christmas? Little saint Nick-nacks!

Why did the snowman refuse the Christmas gift? He already had a chill lifestyle!

What is Santa’s favorite TV show? The Elf Channel!

Why did Santa give the pony a gift for Christmas? To say neigh to his neighbor!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a Shark? frostbite!

What does the snowman say when he gets a gift? Thanks for the cool present!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frosty paws!

Why did Santa fall down the chimney? Because he was Claus-traphobic.

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? You light up my life!

What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a peanut butter cup? A peanut butter deer!

What do you get when Santa drops a bomb on your chimney? Santa Claws!

What do you call an elf that never gets his Christmas presents on time? An elf abuse case.

What did the big candle say to the little candle? Don’t burn yourself out!

Why do Christmas trees like to knit? Because they have needles!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

Why did the gift stop working? Because it had a present malfunction.

What do you call a Santa that doesn’t give presents? An impostor.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did Santa get stuck in a chimney? Because he was slippery and sleighful.

Why do reindeer wear raincoats during Christmas? Because sleigh bells ring and they get soaked.

What did the Christmas tree say to the presents? Don’t worry, I got your back!

What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!

Why did Santa give the naughty kid a lump of coal for Christmas? Because he heard they were energy efficient.

Why don’t reindeer like giving gifts at Christmas? Because they always end up with a lot of deer debt.

What did the snowman say to the carrot nose he got for Christmas? Thanks for giving me something to nosh on!

Why did the little girl return her new bike to Santa Claus? Because it didn’t have a present under its seat.

What did the elf give his girlfriend for Christmas? A pair of shoes that were two elf sizes too big.

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? You light up my life!

Why did the lazy elf refuse to make a gift for Santa? Because he didn’t have the elf-esteem.

What’s the best way to get a good laugh out of Santa Claus? Tell him a really silly non-claus-ible joke.

What’s the difference between a Christmas candle and a regular candle? The Christmas candle is always melting away, while the regular candle has a wick to its name.

Why did the elf measure his Christmas gifts in feet? Because he didn’t want to be a short elf when it came to giving out presents!

How do you make a Christmas card? With glue, glitter, and a lot of pressure.

Why did the reindeer visit the chiropractor before delivering presents? Because he had a lot of deer-bilities.

How does Santa stay so jolly all the time? He keeps a lot of ho, ho, ho-key pokey.

Why did the Christmas tree go to school? To get a degree in ornamentation.

What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a clock? A lot of presents at noon!

How do you measure the value of a Christmas gift? By putting it on a scale of cheer and rolling it in kindness.

Why did the little boy insist on a second Christmas present? Because he was convinced that two tinsel.

What do you call a reindeer that’s afraid of heights? A no-fly zone!

What did the snowman say to the carrot nose he got for Christmas? Thanks for the cold shoulder!

Why did the Christmas elf refuse to decorate the North Pole with lights? Because he was afraid of being pulled over by the polar bears!

Up to You!

Congratulations, you made it through all 50+ jokes about Xmas gifts!

Whether you laughed until you cried or found them a little on the naughty list, we hope we were able to spread a little holiday cheer.

So go ahead and enjoy your presents, even if they’re not quite what you asked for – after all, it’s the thought that counts, right?

And if you need a little something extra to make your holiday season merry and bright, just remember – there’s always next year’s gift exchange!

Happy holidays from all of us to all of you!

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