Hey there, radiation-radiant reader!
Do you find yourself glowing with excitement at the thought of a good x-ray joke?
Well, you’re in luck because we’ve got not one, not ten, but sixty hilarious zingers all about those pesky white screens and bulky machines.
So, put on your lead vest and get ready to laugh your bones off with these rib-tickling x-ray jokes!
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Jokes About X Rays
Why did the x-ray technician break up with her boyfriend? Because he had no spine!
Why was the skeleton sad when he saw his x-ray? He had a bone to pick with the doctor!
What does an x-ray technician use to hold his pants up? A radiology belt!
Why did the chicken cross the x-ray machine? To get to the other side!
Why did the x-ray technician go to art school? So he could get better pictures on his screens!
Why don’t skeletons like getting x-rays? They’re afraid of being exposed!
Why did the doctor X-ray the hi-fi system? Because it had a bad case of the static!
How do you make an X-ray technician laugh? You just need to see through things!
Why did the X-ray technician bring a boomerang to work? To get better images of the spine!
Why did the X-ray machine go on vacation? To get a little exposure!
What did the X-ray machine say to the patient? I’ve got you blanketed!
What do you call an X-ray technician with a broken arm? A one-armed bandit!
Why did the X-ray technician go to the bank? To get a big loan!
Why don’t X-ray technicians wear high heels? They need to have a good grip on the floor!
What does an X-ray technician say to a patient with a broken heart? Sorry, I can’t see that!
Why did the patient take a skeleton to the X-ray? To see if it had a broken bone!
What do you get when you cross an X-ray and a snowstorm? A bone-chilling image!
Why does the X-ray technician always lock the door before leaving the lab? So no one can rib them!
What did the X-ray machine say to the skeleton? Looks like you’ve got a broken funny bone!
How did the X-ray technician know that the skeleton was lying? He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
Why did the x-ray technician break up with the MRI machine? He found it too intense.
I’ve been told I’m transparent, but I think it’s just my weak X-ray.
Did you hear about the X-ray technician who had to work on Halloween? They had to deal with bone-chilling, spine-tingling images all day.
What did the X-ray say to the broken bone? It’s nice to see you!
Why did the X-ray forget his own birthday? He had a skeleton crew.
What did the X-ray technician say when she caught her colleagues dancing in the radiology lab? Looks like we’re all getting a little ray-zy!
What book do all X-ray technicians read in college? Bone Anatomy for Dummies.
What did the skeleton say to the X-ray technician? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
Why did the X-ray avoid going out with the CT scan? He found it too superficial.
What do you call an X-ray technician who’s always late? A bone-lazy person.
Why did the X-ray technician refuse to perform chest scans? He thought they were too stereotypical.
What do X-ray technicians call a patient who is hyperactive? A bone-idle person.
Why did the X-ray technician take up painting? He wanted to add some color to his day-to-day routine.
What do you call an X-ray that’s an expert in hip-hop? A pelviologist.
Why did the X-ray technician cross the road? To get a different perspective on things.
What did the X-ray technician say when he was asked to work on a holiday? I’ll do it if you give me a couple of X-tra bucks.
Why did the X-ray technician refuse to take a break? He was afraid he’d develop a case of fatigue fractures.
What’s the best way to make an X-ray technician nervous? Tell them there might be a burr in the equipment.
Why did the X-ray technician take up acting? He finally found a way to show off his bone fides.
Did you hear about the X-ray technician who took up knitting? She was bored of all the same old bone-to-bone action.
Why did the skeleton refuse to get an X-ray? It didn’t want anyone to see its inner workings!
Why did the doctor recommend that the X-ray technician take up knitting? He said they could find the patterns in bones!
Why did the X-ray technician refuse to scan the vegetable? They didn’t have radiculopathy!
What did the doctor say when he saw the X-rays of the broken bone? Well, that’s a fracture waiting to happen!
What do you get when you cross an X-ray technician with a comedian? A rib-tickling show!
What language do X-ray technicians speak? Radiation!
What did the X-ray technician say when they saw the colon X-ray? Looks like there’s a lot of crap in there!
What did the X-ray technician say when they saw the foot X-ray? I hope you don’t mind me saying, but your foot looks a lot like a chicken foot!
Why did the X-ray technician dress up as a mummy on Halloween? To scare off all the skeletons!
What did the doctor say when he saw the X-rays of the leftover food in the patient’s stomach? Looks like they’re experiencing some gut-wrenching pain!
Why did the X-ray technician refuse to scan the patient’s hand? Because they were dealing with some shady characters!
What did the doctor say when he saw the X-rays of the patient’s broken nose? I guess their good looks will have to take a backseat for a while!
How do X-rays order food in a restaurant? They ask for the radiated specials!
Why did the X-ray technician become a ghost? They were tired of being transparent!
What did the doctor say when he saw the X-rays of the patient’s spine? Looks like we’re dealing with some serious backbone here!
Why did the X-ray technician refuse to scan the patient’s armpit? They were afraid of getting a whiff of something unpleasant!
What did the doctor say when he saw the X-rays of the patient’s hair? I think we need to do a comb-through before we find anything!
Why did the X-ray technician decide to become an archeologist? They were tired of just looking at bones all day!
What did the doctor say when he saw the X-rays of the patient’s broken heart? Looks like they’re dealing with some lovesick pain!
Why did the X-ray technician refuse to scan the yoga guru? They were afraid they would expose some inner peace!
Up to You!
Congratulations, you’ve made it through all 50+ jokes about x-rays!
You’re officially certified in comedy radiology.
We hope these jokes illuminated your day and made you laugh as much as they made us chuckle.
Remember to always be transparent and honest like an x-ray, but don’t forget to have a little fun along the way.
Stay bright and radiate positivity!
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