Hey there winter warriors!
Are you ready for some ice-cold humor to warm up your spirits?
Brace yourselves because we have scoured the tundras to bring you the coolest collection of 50+ jokes about winter coming!
From frosty puns to frigid one-liners, we’ve got everything you need to thaw out those chattering teeth and give your funny bone a frostbite.
So sit back, grab a cup of cocoa, and get ready to laugh till your snowpants get soggy!
Jokes About Winter Coming
Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too cold-hearted for him and always winter is coming.
How do you know when winter is coming? The geese fly south, and the snow shovels come out.
Why did the snowman call his wife? He wanted to tell her that winter was coming!
What did the snow say to the other snowflake? Winter is coming, let’s get going!
Why did the elf cross the road? To tell everyone that winter was coming!
Why does Santa Claus love winter so much? Because it’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Frosty the swoll-man, he knows winter is coming!
What’s the difference between autumn and winter? In autumn, the leaves turn orange, but in winter, it’s the whole world’s cheeks!
Why do some people refuse to wear mittens? They prefer to live dangerously. . . but winter is coming.
Why did the squirrel stock up on acorns? Winter is coming, and he doesn’t want to freeze nuts off!
Why did the goose feel cold in the winter? Because mother goose forgot to knit him a scarf while she was saying winter is coming.
Why don’t polar bears get cold in the winter? Because they have Northen Cuddle Party every winter.
What do you call a group of snowmen? The men of winter!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs. . . and the fact that both of them know winter is coming.
How do you keep your house warm in the winter? Stay in bed as long as possible!
What did the snowman say to the carrot? I’m all ears – winter is coming!
How do you know if you’re allergic to winter? Your face swells up every time you hear the words Winter is coming.
What do you call a snowman with a baseball bat? Frosty the Slugger. Because winter is coming and he knows he can’t be unprepared.
Why don’t Eskimos wear socks? They prefer to use waterproof boots. . . because winter is coming!
Did you hear about the snowman and the corn? They got married in the winter. Everyone said their love was ear-iesistible since winter is coming!
Why did the snowman refuse to leave his house? He had a chill in his nose!
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because he heard winter was coming!
Why did the squirrel go south for the winter? To get away from the nuts!
Why does a Texan hate snow? Because each flake is too small to put on a barbecue!
Why did the snowman call his wife “Frost”? Because she was the coolest wife on the block!
Why do bears sleep through the winter? Because every time they try to stay up, they end up in a polar bear plunge!
Why did the snowman wear a scarf? To keep his chin up!
How do you know if it’s too cold outside? You can hear your snot freezing!
Why do penguins love winter so much? Because it’s the only time of year they can wear tuxedos!
What do you call a snowman that can walk? A slush puppy!
Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the snowman’s ball!
Why did Santa get a ticket for speeding on Christmas Eve? Because he had a lead foot and a heavy sleigh!
Why was the snowman afraid of melting? He didn’t want to be all washed up!
Why did the chicken cross the road in the middle of winter? To get to the warm side!
Why did the snowman wear gloves? Because he didn’t want to end up in the hand warmer!
Why is it only in winter you can hear the snow talk? Because when it falls, it whispers!
How do you make a snowman happy? Give him a cool scarf and a warm hug!
Why did the snowman go to art school? He wanted to learn how to sculpt ice sculptures!
Why was the snowman so happy? Because he could finally chill out!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up in the snow? Because the wheels kept slipping!
What did Jon Snow say when he saw a snowman? Winter is coming twice over, but at least this one isn’t going to kill me!
Why did the skeleton take off his scarf during winter? Because he wanted to be bone-dry!
What did the snowman say when he saw the sun? Winter is melting away!
What do you call a snowman on a tropical island? A puddle!
What did the ice say to the snow? When winter comes, I’m going to freeze you out!
What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Don’t worry, winter is coming and we’ll be back in business!
Why did the deer wear a scarf during winter? To keep its neck in warm antlers!
Why did the snowboarder get a cold? Because he spent all winter catching air!
What did the snowman say to the school bus? Don’t forget to de-ice your windows before winter!
What do you call a snowman with a cold? Frostbite-sicle!
Why did the icicle break up with the snowman? Because he was too flaky!
Why did the snowman take his nose off during winter? To keep it from getting frostbitten!
What’s a snow golem’s favorite book during winter? The Snowy Day by Ezra Jack Keats!
Why did the Eskimo go to church during winter? To pray for more igloo heating!
What do you get when you throw a snowball at the sun during winter? A very short-sighted fight!
Why did the hummingbird migrate during winter? Because she couldn’t survive the cold shoulder!
What do you get when you mix ice cream and hot chocolate during winter? A chill out session!
Why are grizzly bears so tired during winter? Because they have to bear the cold!
What did the reindeer say before Santa’s sleigh took off during winter? It’ll be a bumpy ride, but don’t worry, winter won’t get the best of us!
Why did Frosty the Snowman take a break during winter? To clear his head!
Up to You!
Congratulations, you’ve made it through all 50+ jokes about winter coming!
Hopefully, you’re feeling warm and toasty inside from all the laughter.
Remember, even though winter can be cold and miserable, it’s important to find the humor in it all.
So next time you’re shoveling snow or scraping ice off your car, just think of all the hilarious jokes you’ve read here.
And if all else fails, just remember: nothing warms you up quite like a hot cup of cocoa and a good sense of humor!
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