Hey there!
Are you feeling the chill in the air?
Have you been bundling up in layers and layers of winter clothing?
Well, we’ve got the perfect remedy for your winter blues – 50+ hilarious jokes about the cold!
Trust us, after reading this post, you’ll forget all about the frozen misery outside and be too busy laughing to care.
So, grab a cup of cocoa, get cozy, and prepare to have your sides split with these frosty one-liners.
Let’s dive in!
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Jokes About Winter Cold
I don’t mind the sub-zero temperatures of winter, as long as my fridge stays above freezing.
Why did the snowman refuse to go inside? He was afraid of the heat.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the winter? Because they make up everything!
Why did the snowman wear a scarf? He didn’t want to catch a cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
I’m so cold, I think I might be a penguin trapped in a human body.
Why did the thermal underwear go to the shrink? Because it was too clingy.
I prefer winter in California. That’s when I can wear a light jacket and pretend to be in a music video.
I’m so cold, I think my teeth are hibernating.
Why did Elsa look at the thermometer? She wanted to let it go.
What do you call a snowman with a sense of humor? A snow-wit.
Why did the skier break up with his girlfriend? She was a downhill drag.
I’m so cold, I think I might be auditioning for a role in Game of Thrones.
Why did the snowman go to the bank? To get his chills out.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
How do you know if it’s too cold to go outside? When it’s snowing sideways.
What did the snowman say to his wife? You’re my flakey soulmate!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
Why don’t snowmen ever get sick? They have an ice immune system.
Why did the snowman refuse to go to the gym? He didn’t want to melt away!
What did one sleet pile say to the other? I think we’re sliding out of control here!
What does Jack Frost like to drink? Ice-cold water!
Why do fish like ice skating? Because it’s fin-tastic!
How do you know if there’s a polar bear in your fridge? You’ll see its paw prints on the butter!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
Why did the snowman put his hat in the freezer? He wanted to cool down!
What did one snowflake say to the other? You’re one in a million!
How do you catch a squirrel in the winter? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chimpanzee? A frosty reception!
Why did the snowman take a nap? He was feeling a little flaky!
What do you call a frozen vegetable that tells jokes? A corny ice cuber!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why do penguins make terrible spies? They’re always spotted in their black and white suits!
Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the other winter wonderland!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snake? Frost bite!
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
Why did the snowman refuse to leave his house during a blizzard? Because he was afraid he’d catch a cold!
Did you hear about the icy handshake competition? It was all about giving your opponent the cold shoulder.
Why do ducks never get cold in the winter? Because they always have their down jackets on!
What do you call an Eskimo who doesn’t like cold weather? A tropical Eskimo!
How is a snowman like a mathematician? They both love cold equations.
Why did the snowman refuse to wear sunglasses on a sunny winter day? Because he didn’t want to get a cold.
What do you call a snowman with a cold? Frosty the sneezy snowman.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
Did you know penguins are perfect for winter activities? They always come equipped with their own cold-resistant tuxedos!
What do you call a group of cold penguins? A chill group.
Why was the polar bear shivering even though its fur was so thick? Because it was cold outside!
Why is winter the perfect time for dogsled racing? Because the dogs always want to run to stay warm!
Did you hear about the snowflake who didn’t want to be too cold? He decided to take a hiber-nap instead.
What does a snowman wear to stay warm? An icy hot patch!
Why did the snowman wear a scarf even though he doesn’t have a neck? To keep the cold from giving him a cold!
How do you know if you’re cold in the winter? If your teeth start chattering as much as your snow boots!
Why don’t skeletons go outside during the winter? Because their bones get chilled to the bone!
Did you know that snowmen don’t get cold feet? That’s because they’re always standing on their ice blocks!
What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A frozen snowman.
Why did the snowman refuse to take photos in the winter? He said the flash might make him melt, and he doesn’t want to catch a cold!
Up to You!
So, there you have it – 50+ jokes to keep you warm this winter!
Whether you’re snuggled up by the fire or bracing the cold outside, these jokes are sure to give you a laugh and a warm feeling.
Just make sure to bundle up before you head out, or you might end up feeling frosty enough to become your own snowman joke!
Stay warm and keep on laughing!
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