Hey there wind-chaser, feeling a bit blown away by the gusty weather?
Don’t worry, we have just the thing to turn that frown upside down.
Get ready to be blown away by 50+ jokes about windy weather that will have you laughing so hard, you might just get swept off your feet!
So hold on to your hats and brace yourself for some hilarious puns, gags, and one-liners that will have you rolling with laughter.
Without further ado, let’s get cracking on this windy journey of jokes!
Jokes About Windy Weather
Why did the scarecrow go inside during a windy day? He was afraid he’d lose his wig!
Why did the tree cross the road? To get to the calmer side!
What do you call a tornado in a suit? A businessman’s wind!
What do meteorologists refer to a windy day? Air that’s just blowing off some steam!
How does a wind turbine break up with its partner? It sends a very gusty email.
Why do helicopters hate windy days? It’s really hard to get their hair to stay in place!
How do you describe a really intense windy day? It’s an air-like hurricane!
What’s the best way to deal with windy weather? Just go with the flow!
Why do kites love windy days? It’s their time to shine!
What do you call a magician who can control the wind? Super-duper zephyr!
Why do sailors wear life jackets in windy weather? Because the waves may capstern!
What do trees do when it’s windy? They put their leaves on lock and key-sy!
What do you call wind that can make a grown man cry? Whirlwind of emotion!
Why did the wind stop playing the trumpet? It was too flat!
Why do seagulls love windy weather? It’s a feather in their cap!
What’s the difference between a hurricane and a sneeze? One can move houses and the other can move handkerchiefs in windy weather!
Why do birds fly backwards on windy days? It’s the only way they can move forward!
What do you call wind that’s constantly angry? Furious gusty!
Why do ghosts love windy weather? It’s their time to haunt outdoors!
What do cows say when it’s windy outside? Moo-ve over, gusts of wind!
Why did the wind stop playing hide and seek? Because it was always blowing its cover.
What do you call a windy day with clouds? Wind-thunderful!
Why don’t you go outside during a tornado? Because you might get blown away!
How do you know if it’s a windy day? When your umbrella goes up before you do.
What do you call a room full of people with flatulence on a windy day? A gas chamber!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field, even on windy days!
How does a wind turbine convert wind into energy? It just blows my mind!
Why did the kite fly away? Because it was swept off its feet by the windy weather.
How do you know the wind is blowing against you? When you feel pressured to step on the gas pedal.
What do you get when you cross a tornado with a bag of chips? A whirlwind of flavor!
Why did the weatherman blow away on a windy day? He wasn’t prepared for the gusts of wind he’d face!
How do you know if it’s really windy outside? When the street signs start pointing in the wrong direction.
What do you call a tornado that misses your house? A twister of luck!
Why did the weatherman get into a fight with Mother Nature? She was really giving him the cold shoulder!
How does the wind stay in shape? It does a lot of blowing and whistling exercises!
How do you know if it’s a windy day in Alabama? When you see cows practicing their flying skills!
Why did the wind get jealous of the sun? Because everyone loves a warm breeze.
What do you call a stubborn wind? A resistant gust!
Why do weather balloons go up in the air on windy days? So they can feel the wind’s hot breath on their back!
What do you call a tornado that strikes a magic show? A swirling vortex of abracadabra!
Why did the wind go to the gym? To get in better shape for blowing around!
Did you hear about the wind advisory? It’s blowing all of the hot air out of the city!
What do you call a windy day in Chicago? Just another day on the windy throne!
How do you know when it’s really windy outside? When the street signs start playing a game of twister!
Why did the kite get grounded? Because it was too windy to fly!
Why did the umbrella go to the therapist? It was feeling under the weather!
Why did the wind break up with the tornado? It was tired of all the spinning and drama!
What do you call wind that goes in a straight line? A windar!
How can you tell when a storm is coming? Just listen for all the wind puns blowing in the air!
Did you hear about the wind’s new job? It’s working as a leaf blower!
What do you call a windy day in the desert? Sandblasting time!
Why don’t you try to catch the wind? It’s too smart to get caught!
What do you call a tornado that likes to dance? A twister tango!
Did you hear about the storm chaser who got blown away? He was chasing his own tail!
What did the leaf say to the wind? Don’t leaf me alone!
How do you keep your hair looking good on a windy day? By wearing a hairnet made of steel wool!
Why did the hurricane get angry? Someone stole its air!
What do you get when you mix wind and rain? A hurricane spritzer!
Why do seagulls always fly into the wind? Because they don’t want to get blown off course!
Why did the wind go on a diet? To lose some of its blowing power!
Up to You!
Well, there you have it, dear reader!
50+ jokes about windy weather that are sure to blow you away (pun intended).
Whether you laughed until you cried or rolled your eyes at the puns, we hope that these jokes brought some lightness to your day.
And if you’re currently experiencing a blustery day, just remember: don’t wear a skirt and always hold onto your hat.
Now go out there and let the wind take you on a wild ride!
Stay safe and don’t forget to share your own windy weather jokes with us.
We can’t wait to hear them!
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