Hey, you!
Do you ever find yourself just staring at the weatherman on the TV screen and thinking, “How is it possible this guy gets paid to just tell me it’s going to rain tomorrow?” Well, fear not!
We’ve got a collection of 50+ hilarious jokes about those beloved (or not-so-beloved) weather forecasters that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So grab your umbrella and let’s dive into this rainy day of humor!
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Jokes About Weather Man
Why did the weather man bring a bar of soap to work? – He was predicting showers!
How does a weatherman greet his family? – With a warm front hug!
What do you call a weatherman who can’t predict the weather? – A humidity!
Why don’t weathermen like to go on holidays? – They prefer to stay in their climate-controlled offices!
How do weathermen stay cool during the summer? – They wear forecast shorts!
How do you describe a bad weatherman? – A foggy communicator!
Why did the weatherman have a headache? – He was forecasting a lot of pressure!
What do you call a weatherman who’s always wrong? – Cloudy with a chance of being fired!
What do weathermen wear when it’s hot? – Predict-a-tops!
What do you get when you cross a weatherman and a clown? – A thunder-comedian!
How do you know if a weatherman is lying? – His lips are moving!
Why do weathermen love Fridays? – They’re predicting three-day weekends!
What did the weatherman say to the snowstorm? – You’re just flaky!
What do you call a grumpy weatherman? – A thundersour!
Why do weathermen never make positive predictions? – They’re always forecasting something!
What do weathermen love to order at a restaurant? – A side of lightening fries!
What do you call a weatherman who’s always right? – A myth!
What did the weatherman say to the rain? – Don’t think twice, it’s all precipitation!
How do you make a weatherman laugh? – Tell him to think outside the box!
Why did the weatherman get a ticket? – He forgot the raincoat and was caught speeding in a wet zone!
Why did the weatherman refuse to leave his house on a rainy day? He was afraid of making a bad forecast!
How did the weatherman prepare for a hurricane? He made sure to bring his windbreaker!
Why did the weatherman get a job as a meteorologist? He thought he’d finally be able to make it rain.
What do you call a weatherman who never gets the forecast right? A fair-weather friend!
Why did the weatherman never go on vacation? He didn’t want to miss a sunny day!
How do you spot a weatherman at a party? He’s the one always talking about the chance of a shower.
Why did the weatherman always have a storm cloud following him around? He was always forecasting rain!
Why don’t weathermen work in the desert? Because there’s no chance of precipitation!
How did the weatherman get the weather so wrong? He forgot to check his barometer and got high-pressure confused with low-pressure.
Why did the weatherman always bring an umbrella to work? He wanted to make sure he didn’t get caught out in the rain!
Why did the weatherman always wear a windbreaker to work? He was afraid of getting blown away by the wind!
How do you know if a weatherman is having a bad day? He’s crying raindrops!
Why did the weatherman always stay inside during a snowstorm? He didn’t want to get snowed in!
How does a weatherman keep cool during a heatwave? He stands in front of a fan and makes cold fronts.
Why was the weatherman always depressed during the spring? Because he knew the forecast was always changing!
Why did the weatherman get fired? He kept telling the boss that he needed to take a barometer reading because he couldn’t read the thermometer!
What did one weatherman say to the other when they saw a tornado coming? We better take shelter, this looks like a little bit of a twister!
Why did the weatherman always have a difficult time predicting the weather in Australia? He was always confused about which way the toilet bowl water was spinning!
How does a weatherman get dressed before work? He looks outside to see if he needs a raincoat, or a jacket!
Why did the weatherman have a difficult time reading the forecast? He was always getting lost in the fog!
Why did the weatherman get a tattoo of a tornado? He wanted to show his dedication to his job, rain or shine.
How does a weatherman stay dry during a rainstorm? He uses his umbrella, but first, he checks the forecast to ensure it won’t be too windy!
Why do weathermen always have to be careful when they’re on the air? They don’t want to make a clouded statement!
What do you call a weatherman who’s always wrong? You guessed it – Mr. Mistaken-forecaster!
Why did the weatherman stop using his calculator? He realized he was much better at making rain-math in his head!
Why did the weatherman prefer to work on Saturdays? He loved to make weekend-long casts!
What did the weatherman say when his boss criticized his performance? Don’t rain on my parade!
What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a pirate? A forecaster of storms on the high seas!
Why did the weatherman become a vegetarian? He heard that meat-iorologist wasn’t helping his credibility with viewers!
What do you call a weatherman who’s always late? A tardy-weather forecaster!
Why did the weatherman refuse to go outside and measure the snowfall? He didn’t want to be c-c-chilled to the bone!
What do you call a weatherman who’s always right? A miracle-worker!
Why did the weatherman struggle with adding up Celsius and Fahrenheit? He was caught in a changing climate!
What does a weatherman love to do on his day off? Watch the forecast on TV, of course!
Why did the weatherman refuse to give a forecast for Hawaii? He didn’t want to get caught in the s-s-sunshine!
What do you call a weatherman who’s only available when it’s raining? Drizzle the Frizzle!
Why did the weatherman quit his job as a farmer? He couldn’t handle all the weathervanes!
What do you get when you cross a weatherman with a puzzle fanatic? Someone who loves a good, tricky cloud formation to decipher!
Why did the weatherman wear sunglasses during his on-air report? He was forecasting a bright future!
What’s a weatherman’s favorite thing to do after a long day of work? Barometer!
Up to You!
Looks like you’ve got a sunny outlook on life, because you made it to the end of our 50+ jokes about weather man!
From predicting the forecast to making puns that leave you misty-eyed, we hope our collection of jokes has left you feeling positively high-pressure.
Whether you’re a fan of clear skies or like to dance in the rain, these jokes are sure to brighten up your day.
So next time you’re feeling down about the weather, just remember these wise words: “He who forecasts well, jokes wetter.” Thanks for reading, and keep staying weather-savvy!
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