Hey there, sun worshipper!
Are you ready for some hot and hilarious fun in the sun?
The warm weather is finally here and it’s time to break out the sunscreen, shades and most importantly, the jokes!
So grab a cold beverage and get ready to laugh until you’re hot and bothered with our collection of 50+ jokes about warm weather.
Whether you’re a beach bum or a backyard barbeque enthusiast, these jokes are sure to brighten up your day and put a smile on your sweaty face.
So put on your favorite summer outfit and let’s dive into this collection of sun-kissed hilarity!
Jokes About Warm Weather
Why was the sun feeling so down during the warm day? Because he just wasn’t shining.
Why did the ice cream truck driver start selling soup during the hot weather? Because everything was melting!
What do you call a hot beach? A sand-which!
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer on a hot day? Man, we’re both really hot!
How hot is it outside? Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk!
Why did the snake put on sunglasses during the warm day? Because she was a real sun-bather!
Why did the doctor only see patients in the shade during the hot day? Because he had a lot of patients with heatstroke!
What do you call a snowman during a heatwave? A puddle!
Why did the polar bear move to Miami during the warm weather? To cool off!
Why did the chicken cross the road during the hot day? To get to the other side of the air conditioner!
How do you make a hot dog during the summer? Put it out in the sun for an hour!
Why did the tomato turn red during the hot day? Because it was sun-ripened!
What do you get when you cross a refrigerator and a car during the hot weather? A cool ride!
Why did the football player quit in the middle of the hot game? Because he melted under the pressure!
What do you call an alligator in a suit during the hot day? An investigator!
Why did the tomato go for a swim during the hot day? To cool off in the salsa water!
What did the pea say to the cucumber during the hot day? Man, you look cool!
Why did the comedian always bomb during the summertime? Because all his jokes were too hot to handle!
Why did the chicken stay inside during the hot day? Because she was afraid of frying under the sun!
How many bees can you fit in a car during the hot day? None, they’ll all buzz off!
Why did the sun go to school? To get hotter!
Why do people love warm weather? Because it’s a sun-sation!
To stay cool in the heat, I’m gonna sit in front of the air conditioner and pretend I’m in Antarctica.
Why did the lemonade stand close in the middle of summer? It just didn’t have the juice to keep going.
What’s the hottest letter of the alphabet? B, because it’s between AC!
What do snowmen do in the summer? Melt!
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
Why do cows like the heat? Because they’re always in moo’d for a tan!
Why did the watermelon cross the road? To get to the sunny side!
Why did the electric fan break up with the air conditioner? It just couldn’t handle the hot and cold relationship.
Why did the beach feel lonely? Because it was a summer love that was too good to be beach-ed.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the warm weather? They tend to be too excited and unstable!
Why does the sun always win in a fight? Because it has a lot of heat under its rays!
How do you make a hot dog laugh? You stick it in the sun until it’s well done!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Summer. Summer who? Summer-thing smells really good on the grill!
What do you get when you combine sunshine and the beach? A perfect pair of sunglasses!
What does the polar bear say in the summer? Ice to sea you!
Why don’t antelopes like the warm weather? They’re afraid they’ll get too hot to trot.
How do you make a popsicle disappear on a hot day? Lickety-split!
What did the thermometer say to the sun? You really raise my temperature!
Why did the sun go to school? To get hotter and hotter!
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
How does a snowman keep his cool in the summer? By standing next to his wife, the air conditioner!
What did the thermometer say to the degree? You’re getting hot under the collar!
Why did the chicken cross the road in the summer? To get to the shade!
Have you heard the one about the man who tried to sell a fan to an Eskimo? He never got a cold shoulder!
Why are ice cubes never lonely on hot days? They’re always surrounded by water!
I tried to make a snowball in the summer, but it just turned into a water balloon.
What did one sunflower say to the other on a hot day? Man, you’re really looking wilted!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on during a heat wave? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
Why did the basketball player bring a fan to the game? He wanted to shoot some cool hoops!
Why did the cow go for a swim in the river? To cool off its beef!
What did the thermometer say to the heat wave? Stop hitting on me, I’m taken by the sun!
Have you heard the one about the snowman trying to get a tan? It didn’t work, he just melted!
What happens to a frog in a sauna? It croaks!
What did one bottle of water say to the other in the sun? I’m feeling hot and a little flat!
Why did the elephant take a shower on a hot day? To keep his trunk cool!
What do you give a sunburnt snowman? An icy-hoth bath!
What do you call a polar bear in the summer? A sun bear!
Why did the bicycle wear sunscreen? To protect its spokes!
Up to You!
So, there you have it – sixty hilarious jokes to keep you cool during those hot summer months!
With quips ranging from silly to savage, we hope you’ve had a good laugh and maybe even shared a chuckle or two with your friends.
Whether you’re seeking refuge in the shade or hitting the beach, your sense of humor is the best tool for surviving the scorching heat.
So, keep these jokes in your back pocket and you’ll be the life of any summer party.
After all, when life gives you hot weather, make lemonade – and then throw a few jokes in for good measure!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝