Hey, voter!
Are you ready to laugh your way to the polling station?
You better be, because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about voting that will have you rolling in your booth.
From political puns to ballot box bloopers, this list has it all.
So grab your sense of humor and get ready to exercise your right to chuckle, because we’re about to make election day a lot more fun.
Let the laughter (and democracy) commence!
Table of Contents
Jokes About Voting
Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the polling station.
What do you call an election that’s rigged? A fake news poll.
Why did the voter go to the dentist before voting? To cast a tooth.
Did you hear about the politician who won by a landslide? He was buried in the ballot boxes.
Why did the politician take a ladder to the voting booth? To poll climb.
Why did the candidate go to the hospital after voting day? He had too many hanging chads.
Why did the voter wear a suit of armor to the polls? He wanted to cast an iron ballot.
Why was the election so hotly contested? The candidates were evenly divided.
Why did the voter bring a snorkel to the polling station? To cast a deep sea ballot.
What did the politician say when he won the election? I can finally canvas the country!
Why did the voter wear sunglasses to the polls? To cast a shady ballot.
Did you hear about the politician who lost his pants on voting day? He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
What do you call a politician who never lies? A unicorn.
Why did the voter bring a calculator to the polling station? He wanted to be sure he made an informed decision.
Why did the candidate build a fence around the polling station? To win the popular vote.
What do you call an election that’s too close to call? A ballot tie.
Why did the politician go to the beach after the election? To count the sand.
Why did the voter bring a camera to the polling station? To snap some voting selfies.
What do you call a candidate who can’t win with polls? A poll-ished loser.
Why did the election official refuse to count the votes? He couldn’t get a grip on the election results.
Why did the voter go to the dentist? To get a polling cap!
Why don’t politicians tell jokes about election day? Because they always get hung up on the punch lines!
Why did the candidate refuse to eat his salad? Because he didn’t want his polls to drop!
What do you call a group of undecided voters? A fenceline!
Why did the chicken cross the road on election day? To reach the polling station!
What do you get if you cross a politician with a computer? A candidate who can’t lose!
What do you call a politician who always tells the truth? A high-risk candidate!
Why did the campaign manager quit his job? He couldn’t convince the candidates to take a poll!
How do you make a politician dizzy? Spin them around in a phone booth until they can’t see the polling station!
What do you call a politician who opposes voting rights? An unqualified candidate!
Why do politicians like pie charts? Because they can cherry-pick the data!
Why do politicians always shake hands? To vote in favor of the common touch!
What would happen if politicians didn’t exist? We would have to invent a better system for democracy!
What do you call a politician who refuses to debate? A candidate in denial!
How do you stop a politician from talking? Ask them to explain their voting record!
Why did the candidate wear his lucky socks on election day? To be in the polls’ favor!
How do you tell if a politician is lying? Their lips are moving!
Why did the voter cross the road? To get to the other polling station!
What do you call a politician who tries to take the high road? A candidate on their last legs!
Why did the candidate throw away his shoe? Because he had nothing to vote for!
Why did the election candidate refuse to wear a tie? Because he wanted to run a loose campaign.
What did the election candidate say when his opponent accused him of being too wishy-washy? At least I’m not a flip-flopper!
A voter walks into a polling station wearing a full suit of armor. When asked why, he replies, I wanted to make sure my vote was protected!
Why did the candidate refuse to campaign in the desert? Because it was a dry campaign.
What did the politician’s campaign slogan say? I promise to make change you can believe in…unless it’s in my pocket!
Did you hear about the politician who ran on a platform of if you can’t beat them, join them…and then lost the election?
A group of voters were debating their candidate choices when one said, I’m still undecided. Another replied, Well, the election is just around the coner.
Why did the candidate wear sunglasses to the debate? He didn’t want the audience to see him sweat.
What did the politician say when asked if he believed in term limits? I believe in three terms: ‘me’, ‘myself’, and ‘I’!
Why did the politician refuse to shake hands with voters? He didn’t want to catch their political correctness.
A voter walks out of the polling station wearing a I Voted sticker and a single tear rolls down his cheek. When asked why, he replies, I just wish my vote counted for something.
What did the politician say when asked if he had any skeletons in his closet? No, but there’s a few in my opponent’s family tree!
Why did the election candidate bring a parachute to his rally? He heard the election was going to be a tight race.
What did the politician say when asked if he believed in the separation of church and state? As long as the church is giving me campaign contributions, I’m all for separation!
Why did the candidate refuse to take part in a debate with his opponent? He said he didn’t want to lower himself to that level of competition.
A voter walks into a polling station carrying a giant inflatable hammer. When asked why, he responds, To hammer out my vote, of course!
What did the politician say when asked about his stance on taxes? I’m in favor of them…except when they’re levied against me!
Why did the candidate refuse to hold a campaign rally in a cemetery? He said he didn’t want to be seen grave-robbing for votes.
A group of voters were discussing their options when one said, I’ll probably go with the candidate who can juggle the most issues. Another replied, Well, that’ll be a tough act to follow!
What did the politician say when asked why he was running for office? I plan to use my term to give back to the community…in the form of campaign promises I have no intention of keeping!
Up to You!
Well, it’s time to wrap things up and bid you adieu.
Congratulations, you’ve made it through 50+ jokes about voting!
Whether you’re feeling politically savvy or just looking for a good laugh, we hope we’ve provided some amusement along the way.
And remember, when you hit the polls, take a break from the seriousness and crack a joke or two to lighten the mood.
After all, voting may be serious business, but laughter is always the best medicine.
Happy voting, folks!
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