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50+ Jokes About Unhealthy Food

Hey there junk food lover!

Are you ready to indulge in some guilty pleasure and give your taste buds a funny twist?

We’ve scoured the internet for the best 50+ jokes about unhealthy food that will make you laugh, and maybe even feel a little bit better about your questionable food choices.

From pizza jokes to donut puns, this post will satisfy your cravings for both laughter and unhealthy snacks.

So get ready to loosen your belt and dive right in!

Jokes About Unhealthy Food

Why did the fast food restaurant refuse to serve a salad? Because they didn’t want to leaf you feeling hungry!

What’s the difference between a burger and a healthy meal? About six months on the treadmill.

Why did the piece of candy go to school? To get a chocolate degree!

I started a diet of only eating junk food. It’s not going well. I’m feeling really unhealthy and unhappy.

Why did the cheeseburger break up with the pizza? He thought she was too saucy.

I tried to make a 10-year-old Twinkie healthy by putting it in a bowl of milk. It didn’t work. It just turned into a sponge cake.

My doctor told me that my junk food addiction is a serious condition. I told him that potato chips are a vegetable, so I’m good.

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a cavity filled.

What’s the difference between an unhealthy meal and a healthy one? A healthy meal has more green than just the color of the dollars you spend on it.

I’m not saying that I’m addicted to fast food, but I heard the drive-thru worker call me by my first name the other day.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side of the fast food restaurant?

I don’t always eat unhealthy food, but when I do, it’s because they have a buy one, get one free deal.

Why did the burger go to the gym? To try and beef up his health.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what about a slice of pizza?

Why did the hot dog take up yoga? To relish in the mindfulness.

I wanted to eat a salad for lunch, but I was craving something unhealthy. So, I compromised and got a buffalo chicken salad.

Why did the french fries go to the gym? To watch the potatoes get jacked.

I heard that skipping breakfast is bad for you. But what if I had breakfast for dinner and it was a box of sugary cereal?

McDonald’s just announced that they’re starting to serve sushi. I guess it’s their way of branching out from just serving deep-fried everything.

I avoid unhealthy food by telling myself that it’s just not in my fries of vision.

Why did the hamburger break up with the french fries? They were too salty for each other!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!

What do you call a vegetable thatā€™s gone bad? A broccoli-terrorist!

Why did the donut go to the gym? To work on its glaze!

What did the pizza say when it proposed to the breadstick? I love you to the crust and back!

Why was the gingerbread man feeling sick? He had too many sweets in his life!

What do you get when you cross a fast food restaurant with a library? A burger flipping through the pages of a book!

Why did the chocolate cake go to the doctor? Because it felt brownie!

Why was the taco feeling sick? It was jalapeƱo business!

What is a potatoā€™s favorite form of exercise? Couch surfing!

Why couldnā€™t the french fry go on a diet? It was a chip in its shoulder!

What do you call a sad sandwich? A sub-miserable!

How does a muffin stay healthy? It goes to the whole-grain gym!

Why was the slice of pizza afraid to go to the party? It didnā€™t want to be topped with anger!

Why did the food go to court? For butter or for worse!

What do you get if you cross a burger with a computer? A big macintosh!

Why did the sandwich go on a diet? It wanted to be a lean, mean sandwich machine!

What do you get if you cross a hot dog with dessert? A sundae-burger!

What is a milkshakeā€™s favorite flavor? Vanilla-ish!

Why was the cupcake feeling sad? Because its frosting was melting away!

Why did the burger go to the gym? He wanted to beef up his buns.

Why did the pizza need a doctor? It had a crusty condition.

How does a hotdog go on vacation? It takes a roll in the sand.

Why did the chips start a band? They wanted to be a salty crew.

How do you make a milkshake smile? Serve it with a cherry on top.

Why did the donut need a dentist? It had a hole-y cavity.

How do you know when a sandwich is full? It’s stuffed.

Why do French fries make bad singers? They can’t ketchup with the melody.

What did the pancakes say to the syrup? Stick with me, baby.

Why did the soda call the plumber? It had a fizzy leak.

How do you make a burrito laugh? You taco to it.

Why did the nachos go to the movies alone? They wanted to have some chips and quiet.

What’s a potato’s favorite game? Mash-ters of the universe.

How do you make a pizza happy? You give it a slice of life.

What did the soda say to the juice? Orange you glad we’re different?

Why did the candy bar cross the road? To get to the sweet side.

How do you make a burger sound smarter? You call it a beef Wellington.

What do you call a burger with a PhD? A doctorate in deliciousness.

How do you make a chicken sandwich spicy? You wing it.

Why did the ice cream truck break down? It was all churned up.

Up to You!

So, there you have it – 50+ jokes about unhealthy food!

(You must be feeling a little hungry by now, huh?) From cheesy puns to saucy one-liners, we hope we’ve given you enough food for thought (and plenty of laughs)!

Remember, indulging in unhealthy food every once in a while is fine – just don’t make it a habit.

And if you do, well…

we’ve got 50+ more jokes for you to enjoy!

Bon appetit!

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