Hey there!
Do you have an uncle who always makes you laugh or cringe with his cheesy dad jokes?
Look no further because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about uncles that will have you in stitches.
Whether your uncle is a prankster or a pun master, there’s something for everyone in this collection.
Get ready to ROFL and LOL as we dive into the wacky world of uncles.
Let’s not waste any more time, shall we?
So, sit back, relax, and get ready for some uncle-alicious fun!
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Jokes About Uncles
Why did the uncle quit his job at the soap factory? He got tired of washing his hands all the time!
What do you call an uncle who’s also a doctor? An uncle-nurse!
Why did the uncle cross the road? To get to the bar on the other side!
What did the uncle say when he stuck his head in the freezer? Oh, cool!
Why did the uncle bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard they had high stools!
What do you call an uncle who’s also a pirate? A seaman-uncle!
How many uncles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he’ll tell you all about how he used to do it with a candle!
Why did the uncle go to the gym? He wanted to be an un-cleaver!
What’s an uncle’s favorite game? Uncles and Ladders!
Why did the uncle buy a second-hand car? He wanted to be an un-cle-motor!
What did the uncle say when he saw a herd of deer running by? Look at all those potential burgers!
Why did the uncle take up martial arts? He wanted to be an un-cle-ninja!
What do you call an uncle who’s also a magician? An un-cle-mystic!
What did the uncle say to the waiter when he was handed the bill? I’m not rich, I’m just an un-cle-ver!
Why did the uncle refuse to take the stairs? He was an un-cle-phobic!
What’s an uncle’s favorite song? Uncle John’s Band by the Grateful Dead!
What do you call an uncle who’s also a comedian? An un-cle-jester!
Why did the uncle vote for the pro-vegan candidate? He wanted to be an un-cle-hippie!
What do you call an uncle who’s also an astronaut? An un-cle-space!
Why did the uncle refuse to join the conspiracy theory group? He didn’t want to be an un-cle-nutter!
Why did the uncle go to Antarctica? To visit his ice-nephews!
What do you call an uncle who isn’t related by blood? O-funcle!
How do you make a happy uncle? With a tickle-me-uncle toy!
Why did the uncle keep sneezing? He had a-nephew-oulus!
What do you call an uncle who loves to dance? Hip-uncle!
Why did the uncle get a tattoo of a map on his back? So his nephews could always find their way to his heart!
How do you know if an uncle is an undercover agent? He’s always secret-ly cooler than all the other uncles!
Why do uncles always have cool cars? Because they refuse to grow up!
How did the uncle win the motorcycle race? With his bad-uncle attitude!
Why did the uncle go bungee jumping? For the ultimate nephew-erience!
How do uncles spell cool? C-U-L-E- (uncle)!
Why are uncles always ready for a party? Because they’re the un-cles of dancing!
What do you call an uncle who’s always happy? Un-bear-ably cheerful!
Why did the uncle cross the road? To get to his nephew’s soccer game!
How do you know if an uncle has a good sense of humor? He tells dad jokes better than anyone else!
Why did the uncle show up to the wedding in a tuxedo t-shirt? He wanted to show everyone how fancy he was!
How do you get an uncle out of bed in the morning? With a rousing chorus of rise and uncle!
Why was the uncle always fit and athletic? He was the un-Claus of jogging!
What do you call an uncle who loves to tell scary stories? Boogey-uncle!
Why did the uncle get a degree in psychology? So he could understand all of his nephews’ mind games!
Up to You!
Well, you’ve made it to the end of this hilarious list of 50+ jokes about uncles!
Whether you have an uncle you love to roast or you’re an uncle who loves to dish out the zingers, there’s no denying the joy that comes from a good laugh with family.
So, next time you’re gathered around the dinner table, don’t hesitate to bust out one of these one-liners and share a moment of laughter with the whole gang.
After all, life is short – we might as well spend it poking fun at each other!
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