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50+ Jokes About Too Much Rain

Hey you, are you feeling a little bit soaked out from all the rain lately?

It’s hard to stay dry and cheerful when the skies keep pouring down on us, but fear not!

We’ve got 50+ jokes about too much rain to help you weather the storm.

From puns to one-liners, we’ve got a joke for every kind of rainy day.

So grab a cup of hot cocoa, cozy up and get ready to be entertained!

Jokes About Too Much Rain

Why did the puddle cross the road? To get to the other side!

I asked the rain to stop, but it just kept showering me with compliments.

Why did the weatherman go to therapy? He couldn’t handle all the precipitation.

What do you get when you cross a raincoat with a math book? A water-resistant equation.

I tried to build an ark, but the neighbors complained about the noise. Apparently, they didn’t want me to flood the market.

Why won’t the sun come out to play? It’s too busy raining cats and dogs.

I told my umbrella I’ll be back, but it just couldn’t get the rain.

Why did the duck wear a raincoat? To stay dry in fowl weather.

Why did the frog avoid the rain? He didn’t want to croak.

Rain, rain go away! Come again on a sunny day!

Why did the milk go bad during the storm? It was a case of curd-led weather.

Why do bees prefer sunny days? They don’t want to get their honey wet.

Why don’t ants like a rainy picnic? They’re afraid of getting puddled.

What’s the difference between rain and drizzle? About ten bucks an hour for a windshield wiper!

Why did the squirrel hide during the rain? He didn’t want to be a wet-tailed rat.

Why was the baseball team rained out? They couldn’t catch a break… or a fly ball.

Why did the snowman wish for a rainy day? He wanted to show off his drip.

Why did the plant never need water during the rainy season? It had enough shower power.

Why did the bear take a rain shower? To rinse off his claws, of course!

Why was the baker upset during the rain? He was trying to make a crust, but the weather was stealing his thunder.

It’s raining cats and dogs… and neither of them know how to swim!

It’s so wet outside, I saw a fish trying to hail a cab.

Don’t forget to bring your snorkel and flippers for the commute to work today.

I heard that Noah is considering building an ark… in the Sahara.

I tried to do some gardening, but ended up building an indoor pool.

The rain is so bad, even the ducks have webbed feet.

I think I saw a mermaid swimming down the street.

My umbrella isn’t big enough for this monsoon.

The good news: free car wash. The bad news: you can’t go anywhere.

I feel like I’m living in a watercolor painting today.

I’m starting to think that the sun is just a myth.

Even the snails have given up and are flagging down taxis.

I don’t even need to shower today, I’ll just stand outside for a few minutes.

I’m convinced my neighborhood is turning into the next Atlantis.

This rain is so intense, I think I saw some fish jumping in and out of potholes.

I think I need to invest in some rain boots… and a boat.

Who needs water parks when you have the streets of my city?

The city should just start selling tickets for the riverboat tours that are going on.

I tried to take my dog for a walk, but he jumped into a puddle and swam away.

The rain is so heavy, I’m pretty sure I saw a fisherman casting his line from his balcony.

The rain is so heavy, I saw Noah building an ark in my backyard.

I wish the rain would stop, I feel like I’m living in a water park.

I haven’t seen this much rain since I watched the movie Waterworld.

There’s so much rain, I think I saw the Loch Ness Monster swimming past my window.

The rain is so intense, I’m beginning to think I’m stuck in the middle of a monsoon.

I don’t know if it’s raining outside or if my house is sinking into a swamp.

It’s raining so much I’m starting to believe I’m living in a tropical rainforest.

It’s raining cats and dogs, and I don’t even have a litter box.

The rain is so torrential, I think even the fish are getting wet.

I feel like I’m in the middle of a water war, and I’m losing.

It’s raining so much, I’m starting to believe I’m part fish.

I’m pretty sure I just saw a mermaid swim by my window, that’s how much it’s raining.

The rain is so intense, I think I’m going to need a snorkel just to take the trash out.

It’s raining so much, I’m pretty sure my car is starting to sprout fins.

The rain is so heavy, I feel like I’m headed for a shipwreck.

It’s raining so much, I might as well abandon all hope and build an ark.

I think it’s raining so hard, they’re going to have to bring the dolphins in to play outside.

The rain is so strong, I suspect even the fish are packing up and leaving.

It’s raining so much, it’s like someone turned the entire ocean upside down.

I’m pretty sure I just saw Poseidon walking down my street, that’s how much it’s raining.

Up to You!

Well, there you have it!

50+ hilarious jokes about too much rain that are sure to make you laugh.

Whether you’re stuck inside because of a rainy day or just need a good chuckle, these jokes are perfect for lifting your spirits.

From puns to one-liners, there’s something here for everyone.

So, the next time it’s pouring outside, remember these jokes and don’t let the rain dampen your mood.

Keep smiling and keep laughing, even when the weather isn’t on your side!

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