Hey there, you!
Feeling hot, hot, hot?
We know the feeling.
The summer sun can be brutal, and sometimes the only way to beat the heat is with a good laugh.
So, we’ve scoured the internet and collected 50+ of the funniest jokes about the weather being hot.
Whether you’re sweating it out in the office or trying to survive a scorching weekend, these jokes are sure to make you chuckle.
So, sit back, grab a cold drink, and let’s get ready to LOL at these hilarious quips about the hot weather.
Jokes About The Weather Being Hot
It’s so hot, even my ice cream is sweating.
I tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk, but ended up with scrambled eggs instead.
I’m pretty sure my car’s steering wheel just melted.
It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
My favorite pair of shoes are now flip-flops thanks to the heat.
It’s so hot, I need a map just to find my shade.
I’m pretty sure the sun is trying to murder us all.
It’s so hot, my glasses have become the perfect tool for cooking bacon.
This heatwave has me feeling like a marshmallow in a microwave.
It’s so hot, I saw an ice cream truck melt into a puddle.
I didn’t realize my skin could sweat this much until now.
It’s so hot, I’m considering moving to Antarctica.
I tried to make tea outside, but ended up with sun tea in two minutes.
It’s so hot, I feel like I’m living inside a volcano.
I’m pretty sure I’m now part lobster after being outside for five minutes.
It’s so hot, I’ve started to consider taking up nudism.
I’m convinced the heat is just an excuse for the sun to show off.
It’s so hot, I’ve started to think icebergs are just a myth.
I thought I was sweating saltwater until I realized it was just my tears.
It’s so hot, I’m afraid to go outside in case I spontaneously combust.
It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel pickpocketing a popsicle from a kid.
My favorite flavor of ice cream right now is Don’t Melt on the Way Home.
It’s so hot, I don’t need a grill to cook my food. I just set it outside and it’s done.
I’m sweating so much, I could be mistaken for a leaky faucet.
The only thing cooler than a fan in this weather is a dad telling puns.
My tan lines are getting more intricate than a kaleidoscope.
It’s so hot, the sun is apologizing for the inconvenience.
I’m pretty sure I could fry an egg on my forehead.
I’m sweating buckets, but at least it’s a good workout for my sweat glands.
It’s so hot, even my sunscreen needs sunscreen.
If sweat were currency, I’d be a billionaire by now.
I’m trying to decide if I want to jump in the pool or just start boiling pasta in it.
I’m pretty sure the only thing that could survive in this weather is a cactus.
I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever know what it feels like to be dry again.
It’s so hot, I could sunburn my chapped lips.
I’m pretty sure the sun is trying to slow-cook us.
Who needs a sauna when you can just walk outside?
I think we should rename this season Sweat-ember.
The only thing that’s sweeter than ice cream is air conditioning.
I feel like I’m walking through a warm bowl of soup every time I leave the house.
It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts with a leaf.
It’s so hot, the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot, I saw a guy ironing his clothes on a park bench.
It’s so hot, I saw a bird panting.
It’s so hot, I saw a frog carrying a canteen.
It’s so hot, I’m sweating like a sinner in church.
It’s so hot, the Devil went back to Hell.
It’s so hot, I’m pretty sure my shoes are melting.
It’s so hot, my air conditioner just went on strike.
It’s so hot, I could fry an egg on my car roof.
It’s so hot, I saw a watermelon explode.
It’s so hot, the cows are giving powdered milk.
It’s so hot, I saw a guy trying to use his beard as a fan.
It’s so hot, my ice cream melted on the way home.
It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking.
It’s so hot, the pavement is melting – good thing I wore my flip-flops.
It’s so hot, the fire hydrants are sweating.
It’s so hot, the weatherman is sweating more than usual.
It’s so hot, I feel like a lizard on a hot rock.
It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel drinking Gatorade.
Up to You!
So, there you have it – 50+ ways to joke about the sweltering heat!
Now that you’ve had a good laugh, it’s time to go cool off with an ice-cold drink and enjoy the sunshine (or shade, if you’re smart).
Remember to stay hydrated, wear sunscreen, and always keep a fan nearby.
Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to add your own weather-related joke to this list.
Until then, stay cool, my friend!
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