Hey there, rainy day warrior!
Feeling blue because of the gloomy weather outside?
Well, laugh your way through it with our collection of 50+ hilariously pun-tastic jokes about the rain!
From witty one-liners to clever puns, we’ve got everything you need to bring some sunshine back into your day.
So grab your coffee, snuggle up, and let’s see if we can make you forget all about those pesky raindrops!
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Jokes About The Rain
Why did the rain go to art school? To learn how to make a splash!
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like the rain won’t leave us alone? It’s like a bad ex that just won’t take the hint!
What do you call a rainy day in the jungle? A damp-leopard!
How do you make a dumb umbrella smart? You give it a PhDroplet!
Did you hear about the weatherman who was wrong about the rain? He had a forecast that was all wet!
Why don’t ducks wear raincoats? Because they already have a waterproof shell!
Why did the rain get arrested? It was caught loitering on people’s parade!
Did you hear about the frog who loved the rain? He was always croaking about it!
What do you call it when rain covers the whole sky? A cloud burst of tears!
What’s the difference between an umbrella and a car? One is citroen, the other is cetryin!
Why did the scarecrow put his hat out in the rain? He wanted to find out what a wet hen feels like!
What’s the wettest country in the world? Reignland!
Why do raindrops fall from the sky? Because they’re done with skydiving!
How do you make a rainy day less depressing? Add rain-bows!
Why were the dry cleaners closed during the rain? They had a downpour!
Did you hear about the kid who was scared of the rain? He was known as the shower-sixer!
What do you call it when it rains and snows at the same time? A flurrious!
What do you call a snobbish raindrop? A hail-storm!
Why don’t ants get wet when it rains? Because they’re small enough to avoid it!
Did you hear about the man who slipped and fell in the rain? He said it was a real slip- and-slide experience!
Why did the raindrop become a private detective? Because it was always on the case!
Why do cows hate rainy weather? Because they don’t want to feel moo-cundated.
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
What do you call a rainy day in the desert? A good start.
Why did the man bring a ladder outside during a rainstorm? To Climb-a-tear!
Why did the scarecrow refuse to go out in the rain? Because it was wash and wear!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
Did you hear about the guy who lost all his money in a rainstorm? He didn’t have any sense and left his change outside!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
Why did the umbrella get invited to every party? Because it was always the life of the shower!
What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A weekend.
What do you call a rainy day that’s filled with songs? A Melancho-ly!
Why did the scientist study rain? Because it was a liquid asset!
What do you call a wet dog? A shampoodle!
Why do people dislike rain clouds? Because they dampen your spirits!
What did the lightning say to the thunder? You’re a sound man!
Why did the weather forecast station go on strike? They wanted warmer wages and cooler hours!
What does one raindrop say to the other when they fall off a roof? Catch you later!
How do clouds travel? In a rain-plane!
What did the janitor say about the rain? It gets things so wet!
Why was the umbrella feeling left out when it rained? Because everyone else was getting a little wet-ter.
Did you hear about the rain that kept falling? It was pretty darn soon.
What do you call a rainy day in the jungle? A drizzly downpour.
Why did the rain have to cancel its date? Because it was really pouring it on thick.
Why did the TV weatherman lay down on the ground during a rainstorm? He wanted to get a low-down on the situation.
Why did the rain always have a bad attitude? It was always feeling blue.
Have you heard about the new fashion trend of wearing trash bags in the rain? It’s all the raging now.
How does a snail survive a rainstorm? By taking a slow-drizzle approach.
What did one raindrop say to the other? I like the way you pour it on.
Why did the rain have a favorite mug? It said precipitation is my favorite beverage.
Why did the rain love playing hide-and-seek? Because it was great at clouding judgment.
Why did the rain feel like such a rockstar? Because every time it performed, it brought down the house.
What did the rain say to the sharp-dressed man walking down the street? Can I rain-check your outfit for later?
What did the cloud say to the thunder? I don’t want to rain on your parade, but I’m taking over here.
What did the scientist say when he realized how much power rain held? This is dewinitely impressive.
Why did the rain start to play the trumpet? Because it heard about a rain Band.
What do you call a frog who loves the rain? A hopper.
Why did the rain always win at chess? It never had to deal with a stale-mate.
Why did the rain always struggle to keep its promises? It just couldn’t make a splash.
Why did the rain always go to therapy? Because it had trouble dealing with its fluid emotions.
Up to You!
So, dear reader, now that you’ve made it to the end of this list of 50+ jokes about the rain, we hope you’re entertained and a little bit less grumpy about the weather outside.
Whether you’re splashing in puddles or cozied up indoors, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Just remember, the next time it starts pouring, don’t forget your rubber ducks and rain boots – and of course, a sense of humor.
Happy rainy days to you!
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