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# 50+ Jokes About Teaching Math

Hey there, math enthusiasts (or haters, we won’t judge)!

If you think learning or teaching math is a daunting task, fret not!

We’ve got a collection of 50+ jokes about teaching math that’ll make you forget all those complicated formulas and equations.

These jokes will not only tickle your funny bone but also help you remember some fundamental math concepts.

So, put on your thinking cap and let’s dive into the pun-tastic world of math!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the math teacher give his students aspirin? Because they couldn’t solve his problems.

Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she had too many tangents.

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Why did the math book look so sad at the beach? Because it had too many quadratic equations.

What do you call an angle with a cold? A right angle-choo!

Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the benches.

What do you call a group of math teachers? A powerpoint.

What did the math book say to the history book? You’ve got to know your roots to solve your problems.

What do you call a math teacher who’s always on the run? A square root.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

What did the math teacher say to the clock? Solve for T!

Why did the math teacher use a broken compass? Because he had no direction.

What do you call a math teacher’s pet dog? A pi-lot.

How do you know if a math teacher is hungry? They start talking about fractions.

Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To calculate the sine of the swim.

What did one math book say to the other math book? I got problems, too.

If a math teacher gets lost in the woods, do they count the trees?

How do you make a math teacher angry? Divide by zero.

Why did the math teacher get frustrated with the calculator? Because it kept pushing her buttons.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

How do you make a math teacher sad? Give them a calculator with dead batteries.

Why did the math teacher break up with the algebra teacher? Because they had too many problems.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

Why did the math teacher always carry a towel? To wipe away his or her problems.

Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To teach his class how to do some geometry.

Why did the math teacher cross the road? To get to the other side of the equation.

Did you hear about the math teacher who’s boasting about his pupils’ success? He said, They’re all in a class of their own.

Why was the math book sad after the math test? Because it kept getting the wrong answer.

Why do math teachers always love using graph paper? Because it’s so graph-ical.

Why did the math teacher quit his job? Because it was an add job, subtract money, multiply hours, and divide attention.

Why do mathematicians love to drink alcohol? Because it’s pi(e) time.

Why didn’t pi have any dessert? Because he was π-ed off.

Why did 2+2=5 go to the doctor? Because it had imaginary numbers.

Why was the math book hesitant to loan money? Because it has some serious integer anxiety.

What do you call a confused math teacher at sea? A trigonometry-ist.

What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got too many problems.

Why did the geometry teacher go on vacation? To unwind and square off.

Why couldn’t the pirate solve the fraction problem? Because he didn’t know what part he was supposed to take.

Why did the mathematician split up with her boyfriend? Because he had a lot of issues.

Why was the math teacher always happy? Because she made square roots fun!

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so round, it’s irrational!

Why did the algebra student break up with the calculus student? Because she thought he was too derivative.

What did the math teacher say when she caught two students kissing? Get a room and solve for x!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why was the math teacher bad at sport? Because she was always trying to use the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the best angle for throwing a ball.

Why did the mathematician break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always dividing the room.

What did the geometry teacher say to the student who failed the test? You need to get your angles straight.

Why did the math teacher eat breakfast before going to school? To get a good start on the day’s addition and subtraction.

What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got problems.

What did the math teacher say to the misbehaving class? Stop being stupid, this isn’t rocket science – it’s algebra!

Why did the calculus student drop his ice cream cone? Because it was a limit he couldn’t reach.

What did the pizza say to the mathematician? I’m pi-zza, but you’re pi-rate.

What do math teachers take for headaches? Alge-bra.

Why did the math teacher send her students to detention? Because they wouldn’t function properly.

What did the math teacher say when her students asked why they were studying statistics? Because everything tells a story, even numbers.

What did the mathematician use to take pictures? A geo-metric camera.

Why did the algebra student start a band? To solve for X and be a tangent.

What did the math teacher say when her students asked for extra help? I’m always here and ready to take you from zero to hero!

What did the math teacher say when her students complained about a hard test? Don’t worry, just remember that math is like a puzzle. You have to put the pieces together and get the right answer.

## Up to You!

So, congratulations!

You made it through 50+ math jokes that would even make Pythagoras chuckle.

Take a deep breath and give yourself a round of applause.

You deserve it after all those academically humorous moments.

Now, we hope that you have gained some funny ammunition to keep your students entertained, and maybe even make their love for math grow a little.

Keep calm and calculate on!

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