Hey, you!
Did you hear about the teacher who wore sunglasses during class?
It was because his students were so bright!
If that made you crack a smile, then this post is definitely for you.
Get ready to laugh out loud with 50+ hilarious one liners about teachers.
Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or just someone who loves a good pun, these jokes are sure to have you rolling in the aisles.
So sit back, put on your thinking cap, and get ready to learn a thing or two about humor.
Let’s dive in!
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Jokes About Teachers One Liners
Did you hear about the math teacher who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
I told my English teacher I was addicted to brake fluid. She told me to stop right there.
Why did the teacher write all over the windows? She wanted her lesson to be very clear!
What did the science teacher say when the student asked for a periodic table? He said, No, you’ll have to make your own. Table manners are important!
What do you call a teacher who never smiles? A disciplinarian, of course!
I asked my teacher if I can borrow a ruler for my homework. She said, No, you have to use the one in the class. You know the rules.
Why did the music teacher go up the ladder? To reach the high notes!
What do you get when you cross a history teacher with a geography teacher? Someone who knows where all the world wars were fought.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!
Our teacher always smiles at us. Must be good teeth!
Did you hear about the teacher who got hit in the head with a soda can? She was a little shaken, but she didn’t lose her fizz-ness.
Why did the PE teacher go to Africa? To teach the lions how to play soccer!
Did you hear about the teacher who only liked children with good posture? She was a stickler for standing up straight.
Why did the teacher wear a red nose and a clown wig to class? She was trying to be a funny teacher!
What do you call a teacher who loves to dance? A samba-teacher!
What did the teacher say when the student spilled the ink all over the desk? You’ve left a permanent mark in my heart forever.
A teacher asked her students to write a report on a famous scientist. One student wrote about Thomas Edison and noted that he failed 1,000 times before inventing the light bulb. The teacher gave the report a failing grade, saying that Edison didn’t fail 1,000 times – he just found 1,000 ways that didn’t work. The student challenged the teacher’s assessment, Yes, but if he had given up after just a few failures, we’d all still be reading in the dark.
Why did the teacher cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why did the teacher take away the student’s pencil? He didn’t want anyone to write Johnny’s pencil” on the desk.
What did the teacher say to the student who was always late? Johnny, why are you always late? You need to take a faster clock to school.
Why do math teachers love geometry? Because they always have the right angles!
Why don’t science teachers ever lose their temper? Because they have a lot of self-control.
What do you call a teacher who doesn’t use technology in the classroom? Antique!
Why did the English teacher assign a paper on Shakespeare? To keep her students Bard at work.
Why did the computer science teacher keep his classroom so cold? Because he wanted to keep his algorithms icy-cold!
Why don’t history teachers tell jokes? Because they don’t want to make a big deal out of the past.
What did the teacher say to the boy with dyslexia? Good luck with your exam, ’cause you’re gonna SEA!
What do you call a teacher who loves math but doesn’t know how to teach it? A numeric ninja!
Why did the art teacher bring her students to the beach? To show them how to draw water!
What do you call a teacher who loves animals? A pet teacher!
Why was the school principal so strict? Because he had a lot of ruler-ship skills!
What do you call a teacher who can’t keep her students quiet? A teacher who needs to un-teach her students!
What did the teacher say to the student who didn’t finish his homework? You need to learn how to stick to your assignments!
Why did the teacher take a calculator to the beach? To calculate the tan angles!
Why did the science teacher cross the road? To get to the other side of the periodic table.
Why was the biology classroom so smelly? Because someone let out a science fart!
What’s a teacher’s favorite musical instrument? A-cello teacher!
Why did the Spanish teacher bring her students to the zoo? To teach them how to say Ole, Ole to the Spanish bulls!
Why did the gym teacher always wear a whistle? To keep the students in line, and to make sure they were keeping pace!
Why did the geography teacher always get lost? Because he never took the time to map out his own life!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were bright!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the history teacher go on a diet? So he could keep his students in line!
Why did the chemistry teacher break up with her boyfriend? Because he stole her heart!
How many teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they have students for that!
Why did the geography teacher get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the classroom!
Why don’t teachers like to go on field trips? Because it’s hard to keep their students in line when they’re out of the classroom!
Why did the English teacher ask her students to read Shakespeare in silence? Because she wanted to hear a pin drop!
Why did the music teacher leave her notes at home? Because she wanted her students to play it by ear!
Why did the science teacher feel positively charged? Because her students were electrifying!
Why did the art teacher get fired? Because she couldn’t draw students to her class!
What do you call a teacher who wears sunglasses all the time? A shady educator!
Why did the physics teacher fail in love? Because his heart just wasn’t in it!
Why did the P.E. teacher refuse to play basketball with his students? Because he had nothing to hoop for!
Why did the social studies teacher get a new phone? So he could better connect with his students!
Why did the biology teacher take the day off? Because she needed some time to decompose!
Why did the drama teacher always wear a mask? So nobody could see her true feelings about her students’ acting.
Why did the music teacher go to the psychologist? Because he had treble coping with his tone-deaf students!
Why did the history teacher always get A’s in class? Because he had a strong sense of history!
Why did the algebra teacher always go on tangents? Because he couldn’t function without them!
Up to You!
Well, well, well, looks like you made it to the end of our list of 50+ hilarious one-liners about teachers!
Congratulations, you’re officially the class clown.
We hope you’ve enjoyed this laugh-out-loud journey through the world of education and that you’ll bring some of these jokes to your next class (just don’t get yourself sent to the principal’s office).
Remember, teachers may be strict, but they love a good sense of humor.
Thanks for reading, and until next time, keep cracking those jokes!
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