Hey there, Sunday Schooler!
Whether you were dragged there kicking and screaming or skipped in happily, we all have some memories (and maybe some scars) from Sunday School.
But fear not, because today we’re bringing you 50+ jokes about Sunday School that will have you rolling in the pews (don’t worry, we won’t tell your teacher!).
So grab your Bible, settle in, and get ready to laugh your way through some holy humor.
Let’s get Sunday Funday started!
Jokes About Sunday School
Why did the Sunday school teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
What did the Sunday school student say when he finally learned all 66 books of the Bible? There’s a lot of chapters in this novel!
How do you keep a Sunday school class quiet? Threaten to turn the hymns into rap songs.
Why was the Sunday school teacher always happy? Because she got to work with God’s littlest helpers.
What do you get when you cross a Sunday school class with a rock concert? A praise-a-palooza!
Why did the Sunday school kid fall asleep during class? The teacher was speaking in tongues.
What do Sunday school teachers love most about their job? The feeling of being in the Bible business.
How do you get a Sunday school class to keep their eyes on the teacher? Tell them you’ll be passing out candy at the end.
What’s the difference between Sunday school and a magic show? One has rabbits and the other has the Resurrection.
Why did the Sunday school student refuse to do his homework? He didn’t want to get detention in Heaven.
Why did the Sunday school teacher cross the road? To get to the church on the other side.
What’s the best way to keep Sunday school kids engaged? Get them to compete in a Holy Water Balloon toss!
Why was Noah the best Sunday school teacher? He had a lot of experience dealing with animals and children.
What do you call a Sunday school lesson with a lot of puns? A Scripture-mental comedy.
Why did the Sunday school teacher bring a bucket of water to class? To baptize the sleeping students.
How do you know it’s Sunday school time? The church parking lot is full of minivans.
Why did the Sunday school student draw a stick figure on his test paper? He wanted to make sure he gave his best creation.
What kind of clothes do Sunday school students wear? Bible belts.
Why did the Sunday school teacher bring her dog to class? To teach the kids how to love their enemies.
What’s the most popular Sunday school game? Pin the tail on the donkey (It’s in the Bible).
Why was the Sunday school teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
What do Sunday school kids like to watch on TV? The Sunday Funnies.
Why do people always complain about Sunday school? Because they think it’s a preachy subject.
How did the Sunday school student get a black eye? He was hit by the preacher’s point.
What did the Sunday school teacher say to her class? Jesus loves you, but I’m still trying to figure out why.
Why do Sunday school students use pencils instead of pens? So they can erase their sins.
Why did the Sunday school lesson scare the kids? Because it was a lesson on resurrection.
Why did the Sunday school teacher need a vacation? Because she needed some good preaching time.
How do Sunday school teachers decorate their rooms? With lots of pictures of the Son.
Why did the Sunday school teacher tell the class not to talk about Noah’s Ark? Because they would all be up to their necks in de-nile.
What have Sunday school students invented? The Holy Jokester.
Why are Sunday school teachers always tired? They work hard to be a good shepherd.
What did the Sunday school student say about the story of Samson? It’s all hair-say.
What is the best thing about a Sunday school class? The free sermon.
Why do Sunday school teachers always need to bring extra pencils? So they can give away free sins.
How did the Sunday school lesson about Moses end? With a burning bush.
Why do Sunday school students always do well in math? Because Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes.
What did the Sunday school teacher say about the Good Samaritan? He was a model Christian, but he didn’t teach Sunday school.
How did the Sunday school lesson about David and Goliath go? It was a giant success.
Why was the Sunday school teacher glad her students weren’t amphibious? Because they would have needed four Sunday schools for all the water.
Up to You!
So, there you have it!
50+ hilarious jokes about Sunday school that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates.
Whether you’re a believer, a skeptic, or just someone who loves a good giggle, these jokes are sure to brighten up your day.
Just remember, Sunday school may not always be exciting, but with these jokes in your back pocket, you’ll have something to smile about all week long.
Now go forth, my friend, and spread the laughter!
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