Hey there, weather warrior!
Are you ready to weather the storm of laughter?
Buckle up, because we’ve got 50+ belly-aching jokes about stormy weather that are sure to make you crack a smile in any downpour.
From thunder to lightning, hail to snow, these jokes have got it all.
So, grab your raincoat, snuggle up with a hot cup of cocoa and let these jokes rain down on you.
Let’s laugh till the sun comes out!
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Jokes About Stormy Weather
What did one lightning bolt say to the other? You make my heart thunder.
Why don’t storms ever get invited to birthday parties? Because they always rain on the parade.
What did the storm cloud name his son? Thunderbolt.
Why was the meteorologist always nervous during stormy weather? Because he had a lot of pressure on his forecast.
What does a thunderstorm wear underneath its jacket? A bolt of lightning.
Why did the storm chaser switch to decaf coffee? Because he didn’t want to get too amped up during a storm.
What do you call a wet dog during a thunderstorm? A thunder-pup!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms during a storm? Because they tend to ionize.
What do you call a cow during a tornado? A milkshake.
Why don’t storm clouds ever win at poker? Because they’re always lightning up their cards.
What do you get if you cross a lightning bolt with a snowstorm? Electric snow.
Why did the bear stay in his cave during the storm? He just couldn’t bear to be out in the rain.
What do you call a tornado that hits a graveyard? Cyclone of the dead.
Why did the cloud break up with the thunderstorm? Because it was too clingy.
What do you call it when a storm hits a bakery? A flour-ricane.
Why don’t pirates like stormy weather? Because it’s too much rumbling and tumbling on the high seas.
What did the lightbulb say during the storm? I hope I don’t get too shocked by this.
Why did the chicken cross the road during a storm? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What do you call a storm that keeps interrupting your TV show? Thundervision.
Why did the burglar run back inside during the storm? He wanted to be under a dry roof before lightning struck.
Why did the thunder go to the gym? To get some lightning-fast gains!
What’s the difference between cats and lightning? Cats have nine lives, lightning strikes once.
Why did the umbrella break out in tears? Because its job is to keep people dry and it was pouring outside.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms when it’s stormy? Because they make up everything!
What did one lightning bolt say to the other? You electrify me!
Have you heard about the new storm? It was really in tents.
Did you hear about the tornado that married a wind turbine? The wedding was a blast!
Why don’t divas like stormy weather? Because they can’t handle the rain on their parade.
What do you say to a rain cloud that won’t go away? Just dew it.
Why can’t the weatherman trust the wind? Because it keeps bluffing!
What do you do if you see a tornado coming towards you? You take cover, and hope it doesn’t drag you away.
Why did the raindrop keep falling? Because it was committed to the precipitation.
What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite hobby? Skydiving!
What do you call a storm that knocks out power? A lights out storm!
Did you hear about the storm chasing scarecrow? It was outstanding in its field.
Why don’t lightning strikes ever get caught? Because they always make a bolt for it!
Why did the barometer break down? Because it was under a lot of pressure.
Why don’t you ever see tornadoes in Europe? Because they call them cyclones there!
Have you heard about the windsurfing competition? It was totally gnarly!
Why did the stormtrooper get rained on? Because he forgot his umbrella and it was a force he couldn’t control!
Why do hurricanes always name themselves? Because they’re such control freaks!
Why did the stormtrooper wear a raincoat? Because it was raining blaster fire!
Why did the storm cloud break up with the sun? Because he was too sunny for her!
What do you call a thunderstorm in a coffee shop? A latte storm!
What’s a tornado’s least favorite pet? A flying fish!
Why did the weather forecaster get mad at the wind? Because it was blowing hot and cold!
Why did the weatherman get involved with a tornado? Because he loved chasing rainbows!
Why did the snowman refuse to come in from the cold? He was afraid of the heater!
Why did the lightning bolt refuse to strike the same place twice? It was afraid of getting repetitious!
What do you call a tsunami of hot cocoa? A Chocolate Wave!
What do you call a hurricane that doesn’t do anything? A cold breeze!
How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs? You have to get out of the house and chase them down!
Why did the thunder bolt want to go to the movies? So he could make a big bang!
What’s a blizzard’s favorite genre of music? Chillwave, of course!
What do you call a hail storm on a golf course? Hole in one!
What do you call a hurricane in a library? A reading storm!
Why did the meteorologist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other cloud!
What do you get when you combine a thunderstorm and a frog? A loud croak!
Why did the balloons cry during a storm? Because they were being pelted with hail!
How do you make a tornado laugh? By telling it a twister joke!
Up to You!
Well, well, well, you’ve made it to the end of 50+ hilarious jokes about stormy weather!
You must be feeling electrified with laughter by now.
Who knew that jokes about thunderstorms, blizzards, and hurricanes could be so stormin’ funny?
Hopefully, these jokes have brightened up your day, even if the sky outside is looking a little bit gloomy.
Remember, whether it’s raining cats and dogs or hailstones the size of your head, you can always ride out the storm with a good sense of humor.
Stay dry, folks, until next time!
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