Hey there, snow bunny!
Got your cozy winter coat ready to go back into hibernation?
Well, hold that thought because spring is here and guess what?
So is the snow!
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with 50+ hilarious jokes about this unexpected, unpredictable, and downright infuriating phenomenon known as spring snow.
Get ready to laugh, commiserate, and maybe even make snow angels (because why not?) as we dive headfirst into the icy and absurd world of spring snow.
Jokes About Spring Snow
Spring snow? More like winter’s encore performance.
Spring snow is like an unexpected guest who always overstays their welcome.
Spring snow: because Mother Nature likes to keep us on our toes.
Who needs flowers when you can have snowflakes in April?
Spring snow is like a bad breakup – just when you think it’s over, it comes back to haunt you.
What do you call a snowman in April? Lost.
I thought winter was over, but then spring snowed up.
Spring snow: the ultimate trickster of the seasons.
You know what they say about spring snow: never trust a weatherman.
Spring snow is proof that nature has a twisted sense of humor.
Spring snow is like a bad hair day – you just have to grin and bear it.
There’s only one thing worse than shoveling snow in winter: shoveling snow in spring.
Spring snow: the perfect excuse for an impromptu day off.
If you don’t like the weather in spring, just wait a minute. It’ll go from sunny to snowing in no time.
Spring snow is like the in-laws who won’t leave – you just have to wait it out.
Who needs green grass when you can have a winter wonderland in April?
Spring snow: when Mother Nature forgets her calendar.
I love spring snow – it’s the only time of year I get to use my snowblower and lawnmower in the same week.
Spring snow: because nothing ruins a good mood like a surprise snowstorm.
Spring snow is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get.
Why did the snowman wear a scarf in spring? Because it was a little nippy outside!
Spring snow is like your ex – unpredictable and always disappointing.
What do you call a snowstorm in the spring? A slush-puppy!
What do you get when you cross April showers with March snow? May flowers in a blanket of white!
Spring snow: the only time of year when everyone wishes they were still in winter hibernation.
How do snowmen celebrate spring? With a snow-cone party!
Snow in spring is like a bad ex – cold and messy, but you hope it’s gone by summer.
Why did the snowflakes fail to get jobs in the spring? They were always melting under pressure!
What do you call a snowman made in spring? A chilly willy!
Spring snow: the universe’s cruel joke on those who thought they had escaped winter’s grasp.
What do you get when you mix snow and sunshine? A snow burn!
Spring snow is like an ex who just won’t let go – they keep showing up unexpectedly and ruining your plans.
What do you call a spring snow day? A flake day!
Why did the snowman refuse to melt in spring? Because he wanted to stay cool!
You know it’s spring in Canada when the snowplows are replaced with lawnmowers.
Why did the snowman put his coat on in the spring? Because he didn’t want to catch a cold!
Spring snow: when Mother Nature reminds you that she’s in charge, not you.
What do you get when you mix spring and snow? A season that can’t make up its mind!
Why is spring snow so annoying? Because it’s like a break-up that keeps repeating itself.
You know it’s spring when you hear the birds chirping and the snow shovels scraping.
Did you hear about the snowman who refused to melt in the spring? He was feeling a little flaky.
What do you call snow that falls in the spring? A winter encore performance.
How does a snowman stay cool in the spring? By standing next to a snow blower.
Why did the spring snowfall make the photographer happy? Because he finally got his snow portraits.
What do you get when spring and winter collide? Spring snowdrifts.
Why did the skier go back to bed when it started snowing in the spring? He didn’t want to spring into action so soon.
What do you do when life gives you spring snow? Build a fashionable snow outfit and strut your way to work.
How do you prevent hypothermia during a spring snowstorm? Wear a coat made of spring flowers.
Why do birds fly south when spring snow arrives? Because they don’t have snowshoes.
How do you know that spring snow is coming? The flowers start wearing winter coats.
What kind of music do you play during a spring snowstorm? Coldplay.
Why don’t ants like spring snow? Because their ankles get cold.
What happened when the spring snowflakes fell on the lawn? A turf war broke out.
What did the spring snow say to the tulip garden? Icing you out.
What do you call someone who enjoys spring snow? A frosty socialite.
What do you do when you come across spring snow? Grab your shovels and start decorating your garden.
What do ice cubes dream about in the spring? Summer break.
Why did the dog love spring snow? Because he gets to wear his snow boots.
How do you make snow angels during a spring snowstorm? By pretending to be a caterpillar.
What did the snowman say to the hot tub in the spring? Looks like I’m all melt-tubbed out.
Up to You!
Congratulations, my dear reader!
You’ve made it through all 50+ jokes about spring snow.
Hopefully, you’re now fully equipped to deal with whatever Mother Nature decides to throw your way.
Whether you’re shoveling your driveway, building a snowman, or simply trying to stay warm, remember to keep a sense of humor about it all.
After all, laughter really is the best medicine for any winter blues.
So go ahead and embrace the snow, embrace the cold, and embrace the hilarity that comes with it.
Because when life gives you spring snow, you might as well make some jokes about it!
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