Tired of feeling blue every time there’s a downpour?
Fear no more, because we’ve got 50+ jokes about spring rain that will make you want to dance in the puddles.
From puns to one-liners, these jokes will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your ruined shoes.
So grab your raincoat and umbrella, and get ready to laugh your way through the rainy season.
Let’s dive right in!
Jokes About Spring Rain
How does a bicycle stay dry during a spring rain shower? It puts on its spokes-jacket!
Why did the weatherman bring an umbrella to work during spring? There was a high chance of rain-drops!
What do you call a rainy day organized by the mafia? Wetshakedown!
What does one cloud say to the other during a spring storm? Let’s rain on their parade!
Why did the frog stay outside during the spring rain? Because he wanted to croak!
Why does April fool everyone with rain showers? It’s just a little prank precipitation!
When do ducks love spring rain? When it quacks a dell’uge!
Why did the dandelion refuse to bloom during a rainy spring? He couldn’t stem the tide!
Why did the comedy club have a bad night during a spring storm? They all got a flood of hecklers!
What do you call a dance party that’s rained out in the spring? A soaked-hop!
Why did the March lion turn into a lamb during the spring rain? It was a meowstery!
What do you call a spring rain without thunder? It’s a downpour for the course!
How do flowers cope when it rains during the spring? They just blossom under the pressure!
What do tornadoes call the spring rain when they get jealous? A twist of fate!
How does a hair stylist stay calm during a spring shower downpour? They braid the storm!
Why do birds get annoyed with spring rain? They can’t tweet under water!
Why did the teacher bring a sponge to class during a spring rain? To make sure all the students…absorp water!
What do you call a devilish raindrop during a spring storm? A hell-o precipitation!
How does a bad comedian joke about spring rain? Why does it always fall on my head like a bad accordion solo?
Why did the library have a rough day during the spring rain? All the books got a little soggy – they needed to have their plots absorbed!
What do you call a raindrop in April? A spring shower!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with rain in May? A slush puppy!
How do you get a flower to grow in the rain? Water, of course!
What do rainy days make you feel like? Drowning in a sea of sorrow or simply wet.
Why don’t eggs like to be out in the rain? They might crack up!
What do you get when you cross a rainy day with a boring day? A snooze-fest!
Why did the rain go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little under the weather!
I love listening to the sound of rain, it just drowns out the sound of reality.
How do you stop a thunderstorm from going off? You have to calm it down!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Rain is just like a character in a story, both tend to come and go unexpectedly.
What do you call a sad cloud? A rain cloud, of course!
Why does rain need to take a shower? Because it stinks!
What do you do when a rainy day hits you? Take refuge indoors and enjoy a steaming cup of tea!
Why don’t birds like to sing in the rain? They can’t hit the high notes!
Why was the umbrella feeling left out? Because everyone was trying to rain on someone else’s parade!
What do you get when you cross rain and a spider? Wet webs!
How does the ground feel after a rainstorm? Soaked through!
Why did the monkey bring an umbrella to the rainforest? It was raining cats and bananas!
Did you hear about the tree that got cut down during a rainstorm? It was raining branches!
Why did the rain decide to take a spring break? Because it needed to recharge its precipitation batteries!
What do you call a day where it’s raining cats and dogs in the springtime? A paw-nderful day!
Did you hear about the spring raindrop that fell in love with a snowflake? They had a whirlwind romance, but sadly they couldn’t make it work because they were from different seasons.
Why did the flower get mad at the spring rain? Because it wouldn’t let her have any “me” time!
How do you catch a leprechaun on a spring rainy day? Wait until he tries to go out for a pot of gold and then offer him an umbrella!
Why do plants love spring rain so much? Because it gives them a chance to “spring” into action!
Why did the spring rain decide to take a break from watering the plants? Because it was tired of being a “rain-bow” slave!
What do you call a spring rainy day when you’re feeling particularly whiny? A cry-sis!
Why did the frog love the spring rain? Because it gave him a chance to “ribbit” in the puddles!
What do you call a group of people who love to dance in the spring rain? “Rain-dancers!”
How do you make a spring rainy day more enjoyable? Just add some “spring” into your step!
What do you call a wet spring day that’s perfect for a lazy nap? A bed-rain!
Why did the rain decide to take a break from summer vacation and come back for spring? Because it missed the flowers too much!
What do plants do when the spring rain is late? They “watering” around for a bit!
Why do meteorologists love spring rain? Because they get to play “rain man” with all their fancy weather equipment!
What do you call a literary festival that’s interrupted by a spring rainstorm? A book-soaked!
Why did the cloud feel embarrassed after a spring rain? Because it had a leak in its “cumulous” department!
How do you describe the sound of spring raindrops hitting a metal rooftop? A symphony of percussion!
Why did the duck love a rain-soaked spring day? Because it gave them a chance to “quack” around the pond!
What do you call a rainy spring day when you just want to stay in and watch movies? A wet-flick!
Up to You!
Well, there you have it, dear reader!
You’ve braved the downpour and made it to the end of our 50+ jokes about spring rain.
We hope these punny quips have left you feeling as refreshed as a rain-soaked garden.
After all, laughter is the best medicine for any rainy day.
Now, go forth and spread these jokes like a sudden gust of wind – we guarantee they’ll brighten up even the stormiest of moods.
Keep dancing in the rain, my friend!
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