Hey there, kiddo!
Feeling that spring fever yet?
Well, get ready to put a spring in your step with these 50+ hilarious jokes about the season of sunshine and flowers!
From bouncy bunnies to silly sheep, this collection of jokes is sure to have you giggling like a spring lamb.
So grab your silly hat and jump into the fun – let’s get cracking on these egg-citing jokes about spring!
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Jokes About Spring For Kids
Why did the tree go on a diet in the spring? Because it wanted to branch out.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas in the spring? A spring hopper!
What did one flower say to the other in the spring? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What’s the best way to stay cool in the spring? Chill with your friends.
Why did the bee take a bike to work in the spring? Because it didn’t want to pollen its legs.
How do you know it’s spring? The flowers pollen-teously bloom!
Why did the caterpillar cross the road in the spring? To get to the butterfly side.
What’s a baby sheep’s favorite thing to do in the spring? Lamb around.
What do you call a spring chicken that’s not ready to grow up? A spring chick-pea!
Why did the flower go to the doctor in the spring? Because it had a pollen allergy.
What do you call a rabbit that can’t stop hopping in the spring? A spring-oholic!
What did the bee say to the flower in the spring? Can I pollen-d your petal for a second?
What’s the difference between a spring day and a winter day? One is warmer, the other’s cooler.
Why did the duck cross the road in the spring? To catch a quack-tion of the scenery.
What do you call a sheep that always has spring fever? A baaaahd influence.
Why did the tree need a date in the spring? Because it wanted to branch out of its comfort zone.
What’s a bee’s favorite thing to do in the spring? Buzz around the flowers and bee happy.
What kind of flowers grow on faces in the spring? Two-lips!
Why did the bird build a new home in the spring? Because it was time to spread its wings and fly.
What’s a frog’s favorite thing to do in the spring? Hopping by a pond and enjoying the sunshine!
Why did the tree carry a backpack? Because it was spring training!
How does a gardener know it’s spring? The grass is just greener on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a frog? A hoppy spring!
Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the other side of spring!
What do you call a happy snowman in the spring? A puddle!
What do bees do in the spring? They pollen your flowers!
Why was the mushroom invited to the spring picnic? Because he was a fungi to be with!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
Why do birds suddenly appear in the spring? Because they need to lay eggs!
How do flowers greet each other in the springtime? Hey, bud!
What do you get when you throw a boomerang on the first day of spring? A springback!
What did one tree say to the other tree in the spring? It’s finally leaf season!
How do you know when spring is British? Because the ducks have a Quack-sent!
What do you call a bear in the springtime? A cub-sicle!
Why aren’t archeologists good at gardening in the spring? They keep digging up old ground!
What did the honeybee say to the flower? Hi, honey!
Why did the duck wear a bowtie in the spring? He wanted to look quack-tastic!
What do you get when you cross a flower with a rainbow? A bloomin’ fabulous spring!
What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly in the spring? Is it just me, or did we both go through some changes?
Why did the boy bring a ladder to springtime soccer? He wanted to climb the league tables!
Why did the butterfly refuse to go to the spring dance? Because he was already fluttering his wings!
Why did the bee cross the road? To get to the blooming flowers on the other side!
What do you get when you combine a rabbit and a spring flower? A bunny-bloom, of course!
Why did the tree take his coat off in the spring? To get ready for his spring cleaning!
What do you call a frog that loves the springtime? A hoppy croaker!
Why did the bird need a calendar in the spring? To keep track of all of his spring flings!
What’s the bees’ favorite musical note? B-sharp – just like the new blooms in springtime!
What do you call a snail that loves spring? A slimy little flower-picker!
Why did the caterpillar refuse to buy a new spring wardrobe? Because he was trying to save money for his summer butterfly vacation!
What did the baby chick say when he saw the daffodils blooming? I’m so egg-cited for spring!
Why did the tulip break up with the daisy? Because she found out he had been seeing other flowers in the garden!
What did the flower say to the butterfly on the first day of spring? You can flutter by any time, little guy!
Why did the bird refuse to leave his nest in the spring? Because he was scared of all the new, unfamiliar flowers!
What do you call a bear that hibernates through the winter only to wake up in the middle of spring? A well-rested, confused bear!
What did the honeybee say when he finally got to taste the nectar from new spring flowers? Now, that’s what I call a honey pot of gold!
Why did the snail refuse to come out of his shell in the spring? Because he was afraid of all of the extra sunshine!
What do you call a baby duck that’s born in the spring? A quacky little sunshine!
Why did the caterpillar get a new haircut for spring? To shed those winter inches and shape up for his big butterfly debut!
What did the flower say when the spring raindrops started to fall? Finally, it’s time to bloom and grow!
Why did the squirrel get so excited in the spring? Because he had spent all winter hoarding acorns, and now he had a chance to plant them and watch them grow!
Up to You!
Well, kiddo, you’ve made it through all 50+ spring jokes!
You’re definitely a pun-tastic pro now.
Whether you’re jumping in puddles or frolicking in fields of flowers, these jokes are sure to have you giggling all season long.
Remember, if you need a pick-me-up, just come back and read through them again!
As the weather warms up, keep spreading joy and humor wherever you go.
Spring has sprung, and so has your sense of humor!
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