Hey you!
Are you ready for a good laugh?
Spring is almost here, and we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about it to get you in the seasonal spirit!
From bad puns to silly one-liners, these jokes are sure to put a spring in your step and a smile on your face.
So get ready to chuckle and roll your eyes at the same time, because these jokes about spring coming are bloomin’ funny!
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Jokes About Spring Coming
Why did the groundhog wear a coat this spring? He was afraid of a shadow wardrobe malfunction.
I can’t wait to see the flowers blooming this spring. Will they be pansies or petunias? Who nose?
Why are butterflies a staple of spring? Because they need to get out of their cocoons and stretch their wings.
Spring might bring occasional showers, but at least they’ll water our gardens. That’s just rain-carnation.
They say April showers bring May flowers, but all I’ve gotten so far is a tomato plant and a tennis shoe.
Spring is like a chocolate bunny: it’s sweet, but it doesn’t last long before it starts to melt away.
If you want to be a true spring chicken, you have to be willing to sow your wild oats.
Why did the carrot break up with the pea? He didn’t want to wait until spring to turn up.
Spring is the best time for young love birds to break out of their shells and start chirping about their feelings.
What do you get when you combine spring flowers with a classic fairy tale? Beauty and the peonies.
Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend in the spring? She was too succulent for him.
If there’s one thing you can count on in the spring, it’s that the birds will always be chirping. But what are they saying? Tweet me a melody and let me know.
Why did the frog go to the gym in the spring? He wanted to get his hops back in shape.
Spring cleaning is the perfect time for a fresh start. Unless your house is made of snow, then you might need to wait a while.
They say you should stop and smell the roses. But in the spring, there’s a lot more than roses to smell. Just remember to breathe through your nose and not your mouth.
Why did the squirrel wear a cape in the spring? He was hoping to be a super-heron, but his feathers weren’t quite ready yet.
If your allergies are bad in the spring, just remember: it’s just pollen, it’s not your dates ghosting on you.
Why don’t people like the spring? Because it’s always putting on a false front and pretending to be warm, but then it’s just as cold and windy as winter.
Why did the rabbit cross the road in the spring? To get to the green side, of course.
Spring is the perfect time to start jogging. Just make sure you don’t accidentally run into any of the fairies who are dancing around the Maypole.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the sunny side!
Why did the snowman refuse to eat his lunch? Because he already had a frosty bite!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo in spring? A hop-on-the-couch-potato!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted flowers that would light up his garden!
What do you call a bear in the springtime? A hibernot!
What do you call a frog that’s always late? A procrastibator!
Why do bees buzz in the spring? Because they can’t find the off switch!
What does one flower say to the other when they meet in the spring? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Why did the caterpillar go on a diet? Because he wanted to look butterfly!
What do you call a rabbit who’s always tired in the spring? A snooze!
What do you get when you cross a tree and a bulldozer? A spruce-up operation!
Why did the squirrel wear a backpack in the spring? To carry his nuts!
Why did the groundhog go on a diet? Because he wanted to lose some winter weight!
What kind of fish do you catch in the spring? Bass-ically any kind!
Why did the robin tell her friend a secret in the spring? Because she didn’t want it to winter-leak!
Why did the farmer plant his seeds in springtime? Because he only wanted to grow fresh jokes!
Where do flowers go for vacation? The pedal tavern!
Why did the sunflower go to art school? To learn how to paint sunshine!
What do you call a rabbit who’s always making trouble in the spring? A truble-hop-per!
Why did the chicken cross the road when spring came? To get to the sunny side.
What did the tree say to the squirrel when spring came? Leave me alone, I’m blossoming.
Why did the flower get a job when spring came? Because it wanted to put down some roots.
Why did the snowman leave town when spring arrived? Because he melted with joy.
What do you call a frog that loves spring? A hoppy camper.
Why did the bird break up with its partner when spring came? Because it wanted to tweet around.
Why did the rabbit get in trouble when spring came? Because it hopped on the flower beds.
What did the bee say to the flower when spring came? Bee mine, I’m pollinating.
Why did the children hide from the sun when spring came? They were afraid of a bright future.
Why did the farmer have a lot of work when spring came? Because it was planting season, and time to start sprouting.
What do you call a tree that’s excited about spring? an arbor-day-ted.
Why did the gardener tell jokes when spring came? He wanted to see the plants crack up.
What did the butterfly say to the flower when spring came? I don’t take nectar from strangers.
How did the frog get a promotion when spring came? It leapt over hurdles, and was hopping mad at the competition.
Why did the cow go on a diet when spring came? It wanted to look pasture perfect.
What did the weatherman say when spring came? Clouds have been on a vacation, and the sun is a rising star.
Why did the flower join the gym when spring came? It wanted to get ripped.
What did the snake say to the tree when spring came? See you in the grass, my friend.
What did the butterfly say to the moth when spring came? You’re mothballed, time to spread your wings.
Why did the rabbit get into trouble when spring came? It was caught in a hare-raising adventure.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it – 50+ jokes to bring some sunshine and laughs to your day as we welcome the arrival of spring!
From cheesy puns to witty one-liners, we hope these jokes have put a spring in your step and a smile on your face.
Remember, with spring comes new beginnings, blooming flowers, and warmer days – so keep that positive energy going and enjoy the season to the fullest.
And if you need a laugh along the way, just come back to these jokes and let them brighten your mood.
Happy spring!
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