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50+ Jokes About Spring Cleaning

Hey you!

It’s that time of the year again – the birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, and allergies are in the air.

You know what that means?

That’s right, it’s time for some good ol’ spring cleaning.

But don’t despair, we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes to make your spring cleaning a lot more bearable.

From the dust bunnies in your closet to the mysterious stains on your kitchen counter, we’ve got you covered.

So put on your rubber gloves and get ready to laugh your way through this annual chore.

Let’s do this!

Jokes About Spring Cleaning

Why did the mop refuse to do any more spring cleaning? It was too swept up in the moment.

Why do birds sing while people are spring cleaning? They’re happy someone’s finally getting rid of all the clutter.

What did one dust bunny say to the other during spring cleaning? We’re dust in time for the party.

Why did the vacuum cleaner break up with the broom during spring cleaning? It just wasn’t a good match.

What do you call a spring cleaning party? A dust-to-dust celebration.

Why do people hate spring cleaning? It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

How do you know if you’re ready for spring cleaning? If your clutter has gathered dust.

How do you make spring cleaning more fun? Turn it into a dance party and call it a sweep-a-thon.

What do you get when you mix a feather duster and a mop during spring cleaning? A dust mop!

What do you call a person who never spring cleans? Clutterbug.

Why did the plant refuse to help with spring cleaning? It didn’t want to leaf its spot.

How do you know when it’s time for spring cleaning? When your closet is a fashion graveyard.

Why do people put off spring cleaning? It’s a chore and a bore – but it sure beats the alternative.

Why did the cleaning supplies have a party during spring cleaning? They wanted to clean up their act.

How do you make a spring cleaning to-do list? Put wash next to every item that needs cleaning.

What’s the difference between spring cleaning and winter cleaning? Spring cleaning is when you find the Christmas presents you forgot to give.

How do you motivate yourself to start spring cleaning? Think of the rewards: a clean house and a happy spouse.

Why don’t ghosts like spring cleaning? They’d rather haunt the dust bunnies.

What do you call a person who loves spring cleaning? A neat freak.

How do you make spring cleaning more exciting? Turn it into a competition with your roommates or family members.

Why did the vacuum cleaner refuse to work during spring cleaning? It was tired of getting sucked into the same old routine.

Why did the dust pan quit its job during spring cleaning? It decided to sweep the nation instead.

Why did the broom decide to take a vacation instead of helping with spring cleaning? It needed to sweep away its troubles.

Did you hear about the cleaning lady who found a genie during spring cleaning? She wished for a dust-free house and he granted her a feather duster.

Why did the dog refuse to help with spring cleaning? He was too busy shedding his fur coat for spring fashion.

Why did the spring cleaning lady put lipstick on her mop? So it would sweep her off her feet.

Why did the maid use a ladder to clean the walls during spring cleaning? She wanted to reach new heights of cleanliness.

Why did the clothes dryers get nervous during spring cleaning? They were afraid they’d be hung out to dry.

Why did the washing machine start singing during spring cleaning? It was trying to drum up some excitement.

Why did the spring cleaning checklist burst into flames? It couldn’t handle the hot mess it was dealing with.

Why did the cleaning crew decide to use a bouncy castle during spring cleaning? It would help them bounce back from all the dust.

Why did the vacuum cleaner break up with the duster during spring cleaning? It realized that they were just cleaning up each other’s messes.

Why did the kids hide their toys during spring cleaning? They didn’t want them to be swept away by the cleaning tornado.

Why did the house plant feel left out during spring cleaning? It wasn’t getting any dusting love.

Why did the junk drawer run away during spring cleaning? It didn’t want to be organized like the rest of the house.

Why did the dishwasher start crying during spring cleaning? It was having an emotional wash cycle.

Why did the maid wear sunglasses during spring cleaning? So she could see the dirt in a new light.

Why did the housekeeper feel like a superhero during spring cleaning? She was fighting grime and injustice.

Why did the mop join a gym during spring cleaning? It wanted to be in tip-top shape for all the scrubbing.

Why did the maid leave her broom outside during spring cleaning? She wanted to sweep things off their feet.

Cleaning my closet is like a never-ending game of Tetris. No matter how much I rearrange, I can never find the perfect fit.

Why do I need to spring clean my house? Don’t I already have enough dust collectors?

Spring cleaning is like a surprise party for all the spiders in my house. I never knew they were all invited.

Why do they call it ‘spring cleaning’? I’m pretty sure my house is a mess all year round.

I thought about hiring a cleaning service for spring cleaning, but then I remembered I live in a pandemic.

Spring cleaning is like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. You never know where those hidden messes are hiding.

I’ve been spring cleaning for three days straight and I still can’t find my motivation.

Why do I even bother with spring cleaning when I know it’s only a matter of time before my kids destroy everything again?

Cleaning my house for spring is like an archaeological dig. Who knows what ancient artifacts I’ll uncover.

Spring cleaning is like going on a treasure hunt, except instead of treasure, I find old socks and crumbs.

I’ve been procrastinating my spring cleaning for so long, it’s starting to become my winter cleaning.

Why do they call it spring cleaning? Shouldn’t it be called ‘let’s make room for more clutter’ cleaning?

I’ve discovered that my spring cleaning checklist is longer than my grocery list for the entire year.

Spring cleaning is like a game of Jenga. One wrong move and the whole house could come tumbling down.

Why do I need to spring clean when I have a perfectly good hiding spot for all my clutter under my bed?

I’m convinced that spring cleaning was invented by the cleaning supply industry as a way to boost sales.

Spring cleaning is like a magic trick. One moment it’s messy and the next moment, it’s still messy but with everything in its place.

I’m pretty sure my dogs think spring cleaning is a game. They keep following me and making more messes.

Spring cleaning is like a marathon. I start off strong and then lose steam halfway through.

Why spend all day spring cleaning when you can just light a candle and pretend your house is clean?

Up to You!

Well, you’ve made it through 50+ jokes about spring cleaning.

Your cleaning motivation may have come and gone a few times throughout this post, but we hope we left you with a clean slate (and a few chuckles).

Remember, the key to spring cleaning is to take it one room at a time…

or you can just keep scrolling through these jokes until winter comes around again.

Happy cleaning (or procrastinating)!

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