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50+ Jokes About Snowy Weather

Hey, you!

Are you ready to laugh your way through the winter blues?

Because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about snowy weather that will keep you in stitches!

From frosty puns to icy one-liners, these jokes will make your cheeks rosy and your belly ache with laughter.

So grab a cup of cocoa and cozy up by the fire, because these jokes are guaranteed to warm you up on even the coldest of days!

Ready to dive in?

Let’s go!

Jokes About Snowy Weather

Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He had a bad case of frostnite!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

Why did the snowman refuse to move? He said he had cold feet!

How do you make a snowman turn green? Give him a frostbite!

Why do we have sledding hills? To give the snow a chance to slide down!

What do you call a snowman who loves summer? A puddle!

How do snowmen get around? They ride the icicle!

Why did the snowman buy an electric blanket? He wanted to stay frosty during the winter!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

What did one snowman say to the other? I smell carrot noses!

Why did the snowman have a headache? He got hit in the head by a snowball!

Why did the snowman have a hard time getting a date? He was too cold to handle!

What do you call a snowman who likes to play video games? A chillin’ snowman!

How does a snowman laugh? He chuckles softly, then melts away!

Why did the snowman refuse to wear a hat? He didn’t want to get capped!

How do you make a snowman happy? You give him a big, warm hug!

How does a snowman make a phone call? He picks up the icicle and dials!

Why did the snowman have to go to school? He wanted to learn how to be cool!

What do you call a snowman who loves pancakes? Frosty Flapjacks!

Why did the snowman go to the gym? He wanted to work off his winter coat!

Why did the snowman suddenly start modelling? Because he heard the local fashion was “snowsuit” and wanted to fit in better.

Why did the glove feel left out in the snow? Because it only had four fingers.

What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

What do snowmen get when they complain about the cold weather? Frostbite.

What did the Frosty the Snowman say to the snow shovel? Bye, baby! (said in a raspy voice)

Why did the snowman have to go to the doctor? Because he had a really bad case of the screws.

Why was the snowman so happy? Because he went inside and the snow fell off of him!

What do you get when you mix a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosty flakes!

Why did the snowman get a stomachache? Because he ate too many snow cones!

What do you get when you cross an igloo with a snowman? Frosty the Eskimoman!

What do snowmen do at night? Stay frosty!

Why did the ski instructor break up with the snowboarder? Because they were two different snow peas!

Why does the snowman refuse to get a nose job? Because it just doesn’t feel natural.

What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose and two sticks for arms? An older model of magnet snowman.

Why did Elsa stay inside during the blizzard? Because she didn’t want to let it go!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack of beer? Frosty the Snow-Beer Man!

What do you call a snowman that likes to tell jokes? Frosty the Punman!

Why did the snowman turn red? Because he was embarrassed to be caught melting in public!

Up to You!

Well you must be all snowed-out by now!

But jokes aside, I hope you enjoyed this colossal collection of laughs dedicated to snowy weather.

From snowmen to penguins, and frozen noses to icy roads – there was something for everyone!

So next time you’re stuck indoors with the winter blues, grab a warm blanket, sit back and let these jokes melt your worries away.

Stay warm, stay safe, and most importantly, stay funny!

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