Hey there, snow bunny!
Spring has arrived – or has it?
Judging by the weather lately, it seems like winter is sticking around for the long haul.
But don’t worry, we’re not here to complain about the cold.
Instead, we bring you a list of 50+ jokes about snow in spring!
From puns to one-liners, prepare to laugh your snow boots off as we celebrate this peculiar weather phenomenon.
So grab a hot chocolate, snuggle up under a blanket, and get ready for some serious LOLs.
Let’s dive into the flaky fun, shall we?
Jokes About Snow In Spring
Did you hear about the snowman who refused to melt even after spring arrived? He just had a really cold attitude.
Why did the snowman get a job in the spring? He wanted to make some cold hard cash.
I can’t believe it’s still snowing in spring, I thought I left that level of Candy Crush behind.
How do you know it’s spring in Alaska? The snow is only knee-deep instead of waist-deep.
My spring cleaning has turned into snow shoveling. Can’t wait for summer when I get to mow the snow.
I can’t wait for spring to arrive so I can finally get some snowmobiling done.
Spring is here, but the snow is making it hard to be a free-range chicken.
It’s snowing so much in spring, I’m starting to wonder if Mother Nature has a sense of humor.
Why did the snowman decide to open an ice cream shop in the spring? He figured he already had the ingredients.
I’m dreaming of a white spring, oh wait, nevermind, that’s the wrong holiday season.
Do you know what they call snow in the spring? A fluke, a mistake, a cruel joke… take your pick.
The only thing worse than a one day snowstorm in the spring is a three day one.
I can’t wait for the snow to melt in spring so I can go camp-snowing.
Why did the snowbird migrate back down south in the spring? The snow just wasn’t going away.
You know the phrase April showers bring May flowers? Well, I didn’t know they meant snow showers.
I’m not sure if it’s called spring anymore or just extended winter.
I’m starting to think spring is just a myth, like unicorns and the idea of a beach body.
Why did the snowman get hot when spring arrived? He was feeling the heat of climate change.
It’s not spring until you’ve shoveled snow in shorts and a t-shirt.
I would celebrate spring, but it’s hard to get excited when you’re still seeing the same old snow.
Why did the snowman wear a nose plug? Because he didn’t want to smell the flowers.
Why did Jack Frost break up with Snow White? Because she was too flaky.
Why did the snowman refuse to come inside? Because he was afraid he’d melt into a puddle.
Why did the snowman go to the beach? He wanted to get his tan.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call it when snow falls in April? A big, fat contradiction.
Why was the snow plow salesman so successful in the spring? Because everyone wanted to be prepared just in case.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the snow in spring!
Why is it so difficult for the snowflakes to fall in the spring? Because the flowers keep getting in the way!
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
Why do people who live in snowy areas never date in the spring? Because they’re always flaking out.
What’s the best way to get rid of snow in the spring? Have it melt in your mouth!
Why did the snowman refuse to wear sunscreen? Because he already had plenty of white on him!
Why did the snowman refuse to take a shower? Because he was afraid he might turn into water instead of snow.
Why do snowmen make terrible gardeners? Because they always manage to kill the flowers!
How did the snowman get to the beach? He icicle-climbed his way there!
Why did the snowman marry his snowwoman? Because he was snowjoking!
Why did the snowman go to the gym? To work on his abominable core!
What’s the best way to make snowmen in the spring? Use a blender!
Why do snowmen never make good entrepreneurs? Because they always melt under the slightest pressure!
Why did the snowman refuse to melt during the spring? He was afraid he’d turn into a slush puppy.
Why did the snowball refuse to turn into water during the spring? It wanted to make a snow-cone.
Why did the snowflake get jealous of the spring flowers? Because they were showing off their petals while it was still stuck in the cold, castaway snow.
Why did the snowman visit the beach during spring break? He wanted to add a bit of sizzle to his icy frame.
Why did the polar bear come out of hibernation during the spring? To collect some snowballs as mementos back home.
Why did the icicle want to freeze time during the spring? It didn’t want to suffer the indignity of a sudden melting in front of its ice-lolly friends.
Why did the snow drift finally go to the doctor during the spring? It was tired of feeling ignored while the grass was greener on the other side.
Why did the ski resort close down during the spring? It went out of business because no one wanted to ski wearing shorts.
Why did the snowstorm show up late for the party during the spring? It was stuck in traffic, getting held up at all the beautiful spring flowers along the way.
Why did the snowman refuse to build a snow-woman during the spring? He was afraid she’d melt his frozen heart.
Why did the penguin leave Antarctica during the spring? He wanted to find out what spring break was all about, and live it up in the sun.
Why did the snow-plow driver complain during the spring? He wanted to know why he was still pushing snow, but instead started pushing daisies.
Why did the frosty the snowman turn into Frosty the puddle during the spring? He didn’t know how his bottom half shrunk so small.
Why did the snowball run away from the spring sunshine? It didn’t want to give up its snowball fight trophy so easily.
Why did the snow squall refuse to quit during the spring? It refused to be seen as a fair-weather friend.
Why did the snowman hire a public relations agent during the spring? He didn’t want to be seen as a chilly guy, even in warmer weather.
Why did the snow-cone stand run out of business during the spring? It didn’t have the heart to break it to customers that it was no longer snowing.
Why did the snow-white swans start wearing colorful feathers during the spring? To blend in with the budding flowers, of course.
Why did the snow bunny refuse to go back underground during the spring? It wanted to feel the freedom of the great outdoors, even if the warm sunshine was too much sometimes.
Why did the snowplow driver switch to a lawnmower during the spring? He wanted to prove he wasn’t just a one-trick pony.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it!
50+ jokes about snow in spring.
We hope you had a good laugh and that these jokes made your day a little brighter.
Who knows, maybe next year you’ll be able to use one of these jokes as the snow is falling in April.
Until then, keep your jackets handy and your sense of humor even handier.
Remember, when life gives you snow in spring, make snow cones!
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