Hey there, snow bunny!
Are you ready to laugh your way through the cold, dark winter?
We’ve got you covered with 50+ hilarious jokes about snow and ice that will have you chuckling into your scarf.
Whether you’re prone to slipping on black ice or just sick of shoveling your driveway, these puns and one-liners will make you forget all about the frosty weather outside.
So pour a cup of hot cocoa, cozy up by the fire, and get ready to crack up at these knee-slapping snow-themed jokes!
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Jokes About Snow And Ice
What do snowmen use to clean their teeth? Snowpaste
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman
What did one icicle say to the other? Stop staring at me, I’m so cool
What do you call a snowman with a fever? A meltdown
Why did the snowman refuse to play cards? He saw the dealer shuffling and got cold feet
What do you call a group of penguins playing soccer in the snow? The ice pack
What is a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispie treats
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and sings “I wish I were an iceberg”? A submerged Adele
What starts with “s”, ends with “w” and has a whole lot of ice in it? A snowplow
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite
How does a penguin build its house? Stick by stick
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs
What do you call a person who is obsessed with the snow? A flake
Why don’t Canadians mind the cold? Because they have a great frost tolerance
Why did the polar bear spy on the seal? Because he was an ice secret agent
What did the snowman say when he had a bellyache? I think I’m Dairy Queen-sick
What do you call an owl with ice skates? A hoot on ice
Why did the snowman run for the doorbell? He wanted to get Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
What do you call a group of snowmen? A snowball team!
Why did the snowman take off his hat? Because he wanted to cool down.
What did the snowman say to the carrot? Are you ready to be my nose?
Why don’t glaciers get cold? Because they’re already frozen!
Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he’d melt under its rays!
What type of math do snowmen love? Snow-bstraction!
Why did the snowman refuse to leave the house? Because it was too cold outside.
Why did the snowboarder get in trouble at school? Because he was doing too many kick-flips in the hallways.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up in the snow? Because it was two-tied.
What’s white, cold, and always in the middle of a snowball fight? A snow fort!
What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Snowflakes and milk!
How do you know if someone really loves winter? They’ll chase a snowplow just to inhale the fumes!
Why don’t you ever see penguins in Britain? Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What type of music do snowmen listen to? Anything with a cool beat!
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snow-balls!
Why did Elsa from Frozen cross the road? To get to the other slide!
Why couldn’t the snowman find his scarf? Because it was already wrapped around his neck!
What do you call it when the temperature drops below zero? Absolute zero.
Why do snowmen love to dance? Because they’ve got the right moves to cool you down!
Why did Elsa get a cold? She left her window open and let all the snow in!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend? Because he wanted some ice-freedom!
How do you know if a snowman is smart? He has a degree in snow-nomics!
What does a snowman have for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
What did the snowman say to his girlfriend when she caught him cheating? I’m sorry, I thought she was an ice queen!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf? Frostbite!
If a snowman loses his head, where can he get a new one? A swap shop!
Why did the snowman have to go to the doctor? He had a bad case of freezer burn!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why are icebergs always cold? Because they have cold-fronts!
Why did the snowball beat the sun in a race? Because the sun got melted down while the snowball kept rolling!
What do you call a snowman that tells inappropriate jokes? A chilly comedian!
How do you know if it’s been a cold winter? The icicles have icicles!
Why did the ice skater dance with the snowman? They both had good ice moves!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a tree? A frosty spruce!
Why was the snowman happy? He was Frosty the Snowman!
How do snowmen stay warm? They gather around the heater and chill!
Why did the snowman go on a diet? He wanted to slim down for bathing snow-tubs!
What do you get when you throw snowballs at a window? A whiteout!
Up to You!
So, there you have it, snow and ice enthusiasts!
50+ jokes to keep you laughing all winter long.
Whether you’re building a snowman or shoveling your driveway, these jokes will make your day.
Remember, when life gives you snow and ice, make a joke!
Stay warm, stay safe, and keep on laughing!
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