Are you the type of person who hates sharing their food?
Well, sorry to break it to you, but you might want to reconsider after reading this post.
We’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes that will convince you that sharing is caring (even if it means giving up your last slice of pizza).
From quips about communal dining to puns about splitting fries, we’ve got it all.
So grab a snack to split with a friend and get ready to laugh your way into sharing your food more often.
Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.
Jokes About Sharing Food
Why did the tomato refuse to share its pizza with its friends? Because it was too saucy.
Why did the bread run away from the cheese? It was trying to avoid getting shredded.
Why don’t vampires like to share their food? Because they always take a bite out of everything.
Why did the chicken refuse to share her eggs? Because she was trying to hatch a plan.
Why did the chocolate bar go to the doctor? It was feeling too divided.
Why don’t cannibals like to share their meals? They find it hard to give a piece of their mind.
Why did the banana refuse to share its peel? Because it was afraid of slipping.
Why did the fruit bowl go to the therapist? Because it had some sharing issues.
Why don’t astronauts like to share their food in space? Because they don’t like to spill the beans.
Why did the server at the restaurant refuse to share the menu? It was a secret recipe.
Why don’t vegetarians like to share their food? They can’t stand the sight of people steak-ing their veggies.
Why did the donut box refuse to share its content? It was a hole-y food group.
Why do hippies like to share their food? Because they are all about being groovy and communal.
Why did the BBQ grill refuse to share its heat? It was too fired up.
Why don’t pickles like to share their jar? Because they are in a pickle of sharing their fate.
Why did the jar of honey refuse to be shared? Because it was already sticky and sweet enough.
Why do people like to share popcorn at the movies? Because it’s a kernel of fun.
Why did the cheese platter refuse to share its cheese? Because it didn’t want to be spread too thin.
Why did the peanut butter jar refuse to share its peanuts? Because it was feeling a little nutty.
Why don’t clowns like to share their cotton candy? Because they think it’s the joke’s on you.
I would share my food with you, but I don’t want us to have a fork in our friendship.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing undressing!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side plate!
Why did the apple break up with the orange? They had a peel-ing!
I would share my food with you, but I don’t want you to turn into a munch-monster.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they share electrons.
I asked my wife if we could have sushi for dinner, and she said: eye’s rolls with taco bout it.
What do you call friends who share food? Plate-mates!
What toppings do ghosts like on their pizza? Boo-roni and cheese!
Would you like some fries with that shak-shak?
Why don’t ants share food during the winter? They’re too antsy!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they share electrons.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, Does this taste funny to you?
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a food-loving fish? A sushi-saur!
I offered my dog some pizza, but he declined – he’s keeping things paws-itive.
What do you get when you cross a potato with a Lego? A starchy building block!
I asked my grapefruit if it wanted to share its food with me, and it said, Sorry, I’m a little bit squeezy today.
Why was the salad so bad at sharing? It was too selfish.
I asked my friend for a bite of his pizza, and he replied, Sorry, my mom told me not to share my imaginary friends with strangers.
I offered to share my fries with my sister, and she said, No thanks, I don’t want my cholesterol level to exceed my IQ.
My colleague asked me to share my coffee with her, and I replied, Sure, as long as you’re okay with it being decaffeinated and lukewarm.
I asked my dad to share his ice cream with me, and he said, Why don’t you just lick the bottom of the freezer instead?
I offered a piece of candy to my friend, and he said, I don’t share candy with people who don’t appreciate the artistry of a well-placed pun.
I asked my boyfriend to share his sandwich with me, and he replied, Sure, if you’re okay with me also sharing my opinion on every bite you take.
I offered my coworker some chips, and she said, No thanks, I don’t want to risk getting crumbs in my keyboard and having to call IT.
I asked my roommate to share her pasta with me, and she said, Sure, as long as you also share your Netflix password.
My brother asked me to share my dessert with him, and I replied, Sorry, I don’t share food with people who don’t return my library books on time.
I offered to share my grapes with my friend, and he said, No thanks, I don’t want to accidentally turn into a raisin.
I asked my coworker to share her sandwich with me, and she said, Sure, as long as you also share your secret to perfectly on-time TPS reports.
My sister offered to share her salad with me, and I said, Thanks, but I don’t believe in eating things that have a lower IQ than me.
I asked my friend for a sip of her soda, and she replied, Sorry, I don’t share my carbonated beverages with people who don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
I offered to share my chicken wings with my roommate, and she said, No thanks, I don’t want to be personally responsible for contributing to the global chicken wing shortage.
I asked my dad to share his nachos with me, and he said, No way, these are my only defense against the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
My coworker offered to share her candy bar with me, and I said, Thanks, but I don’t eat things that are smaller than my pinky toe.
I asked my friend to share her sushi with me, and she replied, Sorry, I don’t share things that are better than my love life.
I offered to share my sandwich with my girlfriend, and she said, No thanks, I don’t want to risk getting cooties from your grade school crush.
I asked my coworker to share her french fries with me, and she said, Sure, as long as you also share your phone number with the cute guy from marketing.
My sister asked me to share my soda with her, and I replied, No way, I don’t share things that have more sugar than a unicorn on a sugar high.
Up to You!
Well, there you have it, dear reader – 50+ hilarious jokes about sharing food!
You must be feeling pretty satisfied right now, much like that last slice of pizza you just snagged from your friend’s plate.
Remember, sharing is caring…
unless it comes to dessert.
In that case, all bets are off.
From pasta to pie, we hope these jokes have brought a smile to your face and a rumble to your belly.
Now, go forth and share the laughter (but maybe keep the snacks to yourself).
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