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50+ Jokes About Self Love

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Stop rolling your eyes at the concept of self-love and listen up – because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about it that are guaranteed to make you fall head over heels for yourself (and hopefully not in a creepy way).

From cheesy one-liners to clever puns, get ready to laugh and appreciate the most important person in your life: you!

So put on your best self-love playlist, grab a mirror, and get ready to chuckle your way to a more confident, self-assured you.

Let’s dive in!

Jokes About Self Love

I’m a big believer in self love. In fact, the only thing I love more than myself is myself again, but in a different outfit.

They say there’s no such thing as too much self love. I disagree. I once got so caught up in myself that I forgot to eat for three days.

I’m so in love with myself that I even wrote myself a love letter. It’s titled I’m Sexy and I Know It: A Love Story.

People tell me that I need to learn to love myself before I can love anyone else. But why would I want to love anyone else when I’m so amazing?

I was practicing self love in the mirror the other day and accidentally winked at myself. Needless to say, we’re going out next weekend.

My friends always ask me how I manage to stay so confident. The secret is simple: I’m my own biggest fan.

I’m such a big fan of myself that I even have my own personal cheering section. It’s just me, shouting You got this whenever I need a confidence boost.

They say that self love is important for a healthy relationship with yourself. I totally agree, which is why I take myself out for a romantic dinner at least once a week.

I may be single, but I’m never lonely. I have myself, and I’m pretty awesome company.

I’ve never understood why people are so quick to judge self love. I mean, who wouldn’t love spending time with a great person like me?

They say that the best relationship you’ll ever have is with yourself. But personally, I think I’m so amazing that I deserve at least three great relationships with myself.

I’m so in love with myself that I’ve even considered giving myself a Valentine’s Day card. But then I realized that would be weird. Or would it?

I used to think that self love was just a trendy term for narcissism. But then I realized that loving yourself doesn’t mean you think you’re perfect, it just means you accept who you are – flaws and all.

I don’t always love myself, but when I do, I make sure to write it down in my journal so I can look back on it and remember how amazing I am.

People always ask me how I manage to look so confident all the time. Well, I have a secret. It’s called self love, and it’s amazing.

They say that confidence is key, and I totally agree. That’s why I keep a spare key to myself in case I ever need a boost of self love.

I’m so in love with myself that I sometimes forget to return other people’s calls. But let’s be real, who needs other people when you have yourself?

Some people say that self love is just a coping mechanism for deep-seated insecurities. But I say, who cares? I’m happy, and that’s all that matters.

They say that self love is the most important kind of love. Personally, I think it’s just the most convenient kind of love, since I’m always around to give it to myself.

They say that you should love yourself before you can love anyone else. But honestly, who has time for other people when you’re as amazing as I am?

Why did the narcissist marry himself? Because he couldn’t find anyone who loved him as much as he did.

How do you know if you’re in a relationship with a narcissist? When they ask you to take a selfie and they’re the only one in it.

What does a narcissist say after sex? I just had the best time with myself.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’ll just admire themselves in the dark.

Why did the narcissist break up with his mirror? He couldn’t handle the competition.

Why did the yoga teacher date a narcissist? So she could teach him how to love himself.

How does a narcissist start their day? By staring in the mirror for an hour.

Why did the narcissist go to therapy? To learn how to love himself even more.

What’s a narcissist’s favorite song? I Will Always Love Me by Whitney Houston.

Why did the narcissist refuse to take off his sunglasses? So he didn’t have to stop looking at himself.

How many narcissists does it take to eat a bowl of cereal? One, but he’ll take a selfie with the bowl first.

What do you call a group of narcissists? A mirror ball.

Why did the narcissist ignore his therapist’s advice? Because he knew he was right, and he was the expert on himself.

What do you get when you cross a narcissist with a comedian? A one-man show.

Why did the narcissist refuse to share his food? He didn’t want to give himself up for anyone.

What’s a narcissist’s favorite color? Mirrorball silver.

How does a narcissist celebrate their birthday? By hosting a party for themselves, and inviting only themselves.

Why did the narcissist go to the gym? To work on his muscles, so he could love himself even more.

How does a narcissist apologize? I’m sorry I didn’t love myself enough to see how great I am.

What do you call a narcissist’s autobiography? Me, Myself, and I: A Love Story.

Up to You!

So there you have it, my dear reader.

You’ve made it through 50+ jokes about self love and hopefully, you’ve had a good laugh (and maybe even a few cringes) along the way.

Remember, at the end of the day, the most important person to love is yourself.

So don’t forget to treat yourself with kindness and laughter, even if it means laughing at your own jokes.

Keep on loving yourself, my friends!

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