Hey there, you!
Remember those awkward, cringe-worthy moments of secondary school?
Well, get ready to laugh them off because we’ve got 50+ side-splitting jokes that’ll have you rolling on the floor reminiscing about the good ol’ days.
From the dreaded school uniforms to the questionable cafeteria food, we’ve got it all covered.
So grab your backpack and get ready to join us on a hilarious trip down memory lane.
Let’s dive in!
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Jokes About Secondary School
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
How do you catch a squirrel during recess? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What did the history teacher say to the class? Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. And those who do learn are doomed to watch others repeat it.
Why did the substitute teacher bring a ladder to class? Because she heard the students were high achievers.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a science experiment? A frosty lab experiment.
What do you call a school dance for introverts? A quiet storm.
Why don’t teachers trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the gym coach hate puns? Because they make him workout in pain.
What did the pen say to the paper in English class? You complete me.
Why don’t ghosts go to school? Because they prefer boot-scares to books.
What did the student use to take class notes in the rain? A pencil with an umbrella tip.
Why did the art teacher give the class a test on painting? To brush up on their skills.
What do you call a school cafeteria menu that only serves fish? A school of fish.
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the top of their class.
What did the history teacher say about communism? In theory, it’s great. In practice, it’s terrible. But in a test, it’s multiple-choice.
Why don’t students buy new backpacks? Because they’re carrying the weight of their future on their shoulders.
What do you call a student who’s never late? Absent.
Why did the teacher bring a dog to class? To teach his students how to bark up the right tree.
What did the student say to the ghost who visited the school? Haunt you been up to lately?
Why did the geography teacher get lost in the school? Because he couldn’t find his way around the map.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because his students were so bright!
What did the pencil say to the paper? Youâre a real sheet-student!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why do students always carry around extra pencils? In case they make a mistake!
Why did the history teacher go to jail? For teaching time without the permission of the principal!
Why was the biology book always so tired? Because it had so many species to study!
Why did the geography teacher get lost? Because he couldnât find his way out of the classroom.
Why was the English teacher always such a great storyteller? Because he had a lot of plot-twists in his career!
What do you call it when a group of students dress up as their teachers for Halloween? A school assembly!
Why did the music teacher go to the optometrist? To get his pupils checked!
Why was the science book always so smart? Because it had answers on every page!
Why did the social studies teacher get kicked out of class? For taking too much interest in his studentsâ after-school activities!
Why did the math book go to the doctor? To get some algebraics!
What do you call a group of students who are always together? Cliques!
Why did the teacher wear headphones to class? To make sure his lesson was heard loud and clear!
Why did the physics teacher get stopped at the airport? For carrying negative charge!
What do you call it when a student doesnât study? A class act!
Why did the art teacher have to go to court? For drawing on his studentsâ walls!
Why did the gym teacher quit his job? He lost all of his balls!
Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she said it was ancient history every time he tried to integrate them.
Why did the English teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright.
What did the science teacher say when he saw a ghost in the chemistry lab? I see dead solutions
Why did the physics teacher cross the road? To get to the other side of the equation.
Why did the band director get a bigger podium? He wanted to conduct his own height.
What did the gym teacher say when the basketball went through the hoop and out the window? That was a slam dunk and a break-in shot!
Why did the art teacher draw his students individually? He wanted to sketch them up close and personal.
What do you call a joke told in history class? A punch-line from the past.
How do you make a geometry teacher angry? Just tell them to stop being obtuse.
What do you call a group of teenagers who are learning to surf in high school? A wave of knowledge.
Why was the biology teacher so bad at jokes? Because he never had good comedy stem.
What did the math teacher say about the quadratic formula? It’s much easier to do if you don’t spell it with a Q.
Why did the music teacher get fired? Because he lost his composure and said his students had no rhythm.
What did the English teacher say when the students failed the grammar test? You guys just don’t have any punctuation.
Why did the history teacher make his students act out the French Revolution? He wanted them to learn hands-on how to lose their heads.
What do you call a teacher who only teaches about inventions? A professor of add-vancement.
How do you make a biology teacher laugh? Just tell them you love to study plant genetics because it’s in your pea-nal system.
Why did the math teacher prefer dogs over cats? Because he said they were more calculating.
What does one algebraic expression say to the other expression? I think you are well-equated.
Why did the art teacher want to paint a mural of a giant eraser on the wall? Because he said it would be an eye-catching display for rub-outs.
Up to You!
So you’ve made it to the end of our 50+ secondary school jokes post!
Hopefully, you found some of these jokes relatable or even had a laugh or two.
From detention to cafeteria food, secondary school can definitely bring about some memorable moments.
But remember, as much as we like to poke fun, these years helped shape who we are today.
So next time you’re reminiscing about your time in secondary school, don’t forget to crack a joke or two and keep those funny memories alive!
Until then, study hard, but don’t forget to have a good laugh every once in a while.
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