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Are you tired of school work?
Do you need a good laugh to break the monotony?
Look no further, because we’ve got 50+ jokes about school work that will have you giggling in no time.
From math to history, no subject is safe from these hilarious quips.
So put down that textbook and get ready to chuckle your way through this post.
Just be warned, you might have trouble getting back to work after all the laughter.
Are you ready to take a break from the stress of school work and have some fun?
Let’s get started!
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Jokes About School Work
Why do math teachers love parks? They love finding x.
Why did the grape need help with its homework? Because it was raisin problems.
What did one book say to the other book at the library? I’ll catch you later.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You’re looking sharp today!
What do you call a snowman doing homework? A winter scholar.
Why did the student study in the airplane? Because he wanted higher grades.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? She had bright students.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the homework it had to do.
Why did the teacher wear a crown to school? Because she was the ruler of her subjects.
What do you call a student who puts off homework until the last minute? A procrastinator.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the computer go to school? To get smarter!
Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted to see the class more clearly.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! (like tentacles)
Why did the dictionary go to school? To improve its vocabulary.
Why did the owl bring a pencil to class? So it could take notes with its talons.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a singing teacher? A choral director.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her class was so bright.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did the grape say after the math test? I’ll just grape-ly accept my grade.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
What did the math book say when it got lost? I have a lot of problems.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Which school supply is always tired? The pencil, because it’s always lead-ing.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
What did the student say when he didn’t understand his math homework? I’m drawing a blank.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
How did Voldemort go to school? On a broom-ed bus.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the tomato turn away from the cucumber? It saw him peel.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse’s office? It felt crummy.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high expectations of his teachers.
Why couldn’t the bicycle go to school? Because it was two-tired.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the English teacher refuse to read her class’s creative writing assignments? They were all write under her knees.
Why did the geography teacher go to the beach? To study the currents.
Why was the biology book so popular? Because it had a lot of cellfies in it.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the music teacher refuse to give her students a break? Because they were off the beat.
Why was the history book angry? Because it kept getting revised.
Why was the psychology textbook laid back? Because it had a lot of Freudian typos.
Why did the science teacher go to the gym? To get her students pumped up about chemical reactions.
Why did the literature teacher always wear high heels in class? To show her students what literary devices are used to raise us up.
Why did the art teacher have a favorite color? She was a hue-mingbird.
Why did the social studies teacher cross the road? To get to the other side of the subject.
Why did the calculus teacher go to the therapist? To integrate her inner demons.
Why did the physics book have a lot of potential? Because it was full of energy.
Why did the chemistry lab explode? Because its students got too excited about the experiment.
Why was the Spanish teacher so laid back? Porque no pasa nada.
Why did the math teacher go to the beach? To solve the tan lines.
Up to You!
Congratulations, you’ve made it to the end of this post!
Hopefully, these 50+ jokes about school work have given you plenty of laughs to get you through your next study session or school work assignment.
Remember, when in doubt, just imagine you’re in a sitcom where everything always works out in the end.
And if all else fails, turn to your trusty pencil and use it to write all your frustrations away.
Now go conquer that homework and ace that test!
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