Hey you, ever wondered what’s the only thing that makes you look identical to your classmates?
That’s right, school uniforms!
Love them or hate them, they’re a part of our lives.
But we’ve got a surprise for you.
We’ve compiled 50+ hilarious jokes about school uniforms just for you!
From the classic “why did the student eat their school uniform?” to the oh-so-relatable “if you’ve got your uniform on, but you’re still in bed, are you technically dressed?” Get ready to laugh and embrace your inner school rebel!
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Jokes About School Uniforms
Why did the school uniform fail its test? It didn’t make the grade!
What’s the difference between a police uniform and a school uniform? One stops crime, the other causes it.
Why did the school uniform skip school? It wanted to play hooky.
What do you call a school uniform in the summer? A hot mess.
Why do school uniforms hate going to the dry cleaners? They always get the pants pressed.
What do you call a shirt that’s always on time? A punctual uniform!
Why did the school uniform get into a fight with a calculator? It didn’t pass the math test.
Why did the school uniform get a bad grade? It didn’t register for the right class.
What’s the difference between a school uniform and a Halloween costume? One’s scary, the other’s just uniform.
Why did the school uniform wear sunglasses? To avoid being recognized by the bullies!
What do you call a school uniform that’s always happy? A cheerleading uniform!
Why did the school uniform go on a diet? To look slimmer in the yearbook photos.
Why did the school uniform get lost in the hallway? It couldn’t stand out!
What do you call a school uniform that’s washed too many times? A faded memory.
Why did the school uniform go to the gym? To work on its attire-bics!
Why did the school uniform get jealous of the gym clothes? They got to go outside and play.
What do you call a school uniform that’s always late? A time-unaware uniform!
Why did the school uniform get kicked out of the chemistry lab? It didn’t follow the dress code.
What do you call a school uniform that’s always ready for action? A karate uniform!
Why did the school uniform get into a fight with the backpack? They couldn’t agree on what to wear!
Why do navy-blue school uniforms make students feel sad? Because they’re feeling a little too blue.
Why did the student wear a pink tie with their school uniform? They wanted to add a little pop of color, and stand out from the bland sea of blue.
Why do some students hate wearing school uniforms? They feel like they’re wearing their parents’ old clothing.
What did the teacher say to the student who wore an oversized school uniform? Looks like you’re swimming in your clothes.
Why did the student wear rainbow-striped socks to school under their uniform? They wanted to show their true colors.
What did the student say when they were asked why they never wear their school uniform on field trips? I don’t want to get lost in the crowd.
Why do some students love their school uniforms? They don’t have to think about what to wear each day.
Why did the student get detention for their school uniform? They forgot to tuck in their shirt and were a shirttail out of line.
What’s the best way to customize your school uniform? With a Sharpie. Or maybe some glitter glue.
What did the student say when their friend asked why they wear a shirt and tie with their school uniform? I’m just trying to dress for success.
Why did the school introduce new, trendy school uniforms? To keep up with the fashion-forward students and make sure no one felt like they were stuck in the past.
What did the student say when they were asked if they wanted to swap school uniforms for the day? No way, I don’t want to be caught dead in that ugly plaid skirt.
How fast can a student change out of their school uniform? Pretty fast, but it’s still quicker to just skip class altogether.
Why is it called a uniform when everyone looks so different in it? Because conformity is key.
What did the student say when they were asked why their school uniform always has wrinkles? I’m not lazy, I’m just trying to make a fashion statement with the creases.
Why did the student get kicked out of the school dance for their uniform? It was too grungy and didn’t meet the dress code.
What did the student say when they were asked why their school uniform was bought second-hand? I’m just trying to do my part for the environment and reduce waste.
Why did the student never iron their school uniform? Because they were resisting the press-ure of conformity.
What did the principal say when they announced a new dress code policy for school uniforms? We’re going to raise the bar for student attire, and we won’t be a-stripped of our dignity.
Why did the student wear a cape over their school uniform? They wanted to pretend they were a superhero, fighting against the tyranny of sameness.
Up to You!
Well, well, well!
Looks like you’re ready to face the world of school uniforms with a smile on your face.
After diving headfirst into these 50+ jokes, you’ll never see your uniform the same way again.
Whether you’re a student, teacher, or just a total joker, we hope you had a laugh or two (or sixty) along the way.
Now go out there and show off that uniform with confidence and a good sense of humor.
Cheers to a great school year!
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