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50+ Jokes About School Tests

Hey there, test-taker extraordinaire!

Are you ready for some laughs amidst the stress of school exams?

Because we’ve got 50+ jokes about school tests that are sure to make you smile (and maybe even forget about that looming math quiz).

Get ready for puns, one-liners, and witty quips that will have you giggling in no time.

So grab a pencil (or maybe just a tissue for the tears of laughter) and let’s dive straight into the jokebook.

Trust us, studying has never been this fun!

Jokes About School Tests

What do you call a test that’s impossible to pass? A math exam with a broken calculator.

Why did the student take a ruler to bed? Because they wanted to measure how long they slept.

Why did the student eat their test? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why do teachers constantly write on the board? Because they’re always trying to get to the point.

Why don’t aliens take school tests? Because they don’t want to be labeled “space cadets.”

What kind of test would a mermaid take? O-fish-al exams.

Why did the student sit on pencils during tests? To keep their answers sharp.

What do you call a test that you can’t study for? A pop quiz if it’s unexpected…and a bias test if you know the questions in advance.

What’s the difference between a student and a calculator? One can solve problems without using their fingers.

What do you call a test where the answers are always the same? A multiple-guess test.

What do you call a test that makes you sad? A testin’ cryin’.

Why don’t students like taking tests in the dark? Because they can’t see the answers.

What do you get when you mix a test and a tornado? A Twister quiz.

Why did the student bring a ladder to the test? Because they wanted to reach the top of their class.

What kind of test would a vampire take? A blood test!

Why did the student refuse to take a test on the computer? Because they didn’t have the CTRL to Control their nerves.

What do you call a test that you can’t finish in one go? A surprise attack quiz.

What do you call a test that requires no studying? A sleep test.

What does a bear say to give you some test-taking advice? Out the answer words, “BEARly believe in yourself.”

What kind of test did the pencil take? A pencil-sive exam.

Why did the student bring a ladder to the test? To get to the highest grade!

Why did the math book look so sad after the test? It was full of problems.

What do you call a test that’s easy for a cow? A moo-ltiple choice exam.

Why did the teacher give the test to a plant? To see if it could leaf through the pages.

Why did the student try to eat the test? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

What do you call it when a test taker forgets their pencil? A stationary block.

Why was the history test like a rollercoaster? Because it had ups and downs.

What do you say to someone who passes their test by only one point? ‘You’re a margin-all victory!’

Why did the student bring a dictionary to the test? To decode the teacher’s tricky questions.

Why did the student get an F on their science test? Because they could never find the energy to study.

What’s the difference between a test and a bad haircut? One can be graded on a curve, and the other can’t comb-peat.

What do you get when you cross a test with a duck? A quackademic exam.

Why did the student bring a yo-yo to the test? To help them with the multi-part questions.

How do you keep a test from rusting? Use a pencil sharpener!

Why did the school janitor get a 100% on his history test? Because he swept through it with a broom.

What’s the best way to prepare for a math test? Calculate how much sleep you’ll need the night before.

Why did the student bring a pillow to the test? To rest assured they’d pass.

What’s the difference between a pop quiz and a pop star? One surprises you with how many mistakes you make, and the other surprises you with their talent.

Why did the student pull a prank during the test? They wanted to test the teacher’s sense of humor.

What do you call a test that’s won in a landslide? A math-e-matical victory!

Up to You!

So, dear reader, you made it through all 50+ jokes about school tests!

Congrats on your endurance!

We hope that we’ve made you chuckle, groan, and maybe even snort a few times.

Whether you’re a student, teacher, or just someone who wants to relive the stress and torture of exams, hopefully these jokes have brightened up your day.

Just remember, no matter how tough the test may seem, laughter truly is the best medicine.

Now go forth and conquer those exams…

with a smile on your face (and a few of these jokes up your sleeve)!

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