Hey there, big shot student!
You’ve probably been dreading the start of the school year for weeks now.
Don’t you worry, we’ve got just what you need to lighten the mood.
We’ve compiled a list of 50+ jokes about school starting to make you laugh till your cheeks hurt, forget all about the homework you have pending and get pumped up for the year ahead.
So grab your backpack, sharpen your pencils (or open your laptop) and get ready to LOL your way through the first day of school!
Jokes About School Starting
I’m excited for school to start so I can finally use my brain again
It’s not easy being a teacher, but it’s even harder being a student
School bus drivers must have the most patients in the world
Back to school means back to reality!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a teacher who never has to give a test? Unemployed!
What type of music do teachers listen to? Class-ical!
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers candy? He made a mint!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To get to the high school
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do ghosts call their homework? Boo-t assignments!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I heard they’re adding a new subject to the curriculum this year: napping.
How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler!
Why did the student break his ruler? Because it wasn’t very flexible.
What’s the biggest ant in the world? An eleph-ant!
Did you hear about the poor ice cream truck driver who lost his job? He just didn’t have any cone-tacts.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One stops at the station, and the other stations at the stop.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do librarians greet each other? Read-y for another day!
Why did the math book look sad on the first day of school? It had too many problems.
What do you call a teacher who makes you laugh? A pun-dit.
Why did the student wear sunglasses on the first day of school? To hide from the glare of their grades.
Why was the history class always quiet? Because the teacher kept taking attendance.
What do students and smartphones have in common? They both need to be charged before going back to school.
What did the school janitor say on the first day of the school year? ‘I clean up after some of the biggest brains in town.’
Why did the student eat their homework on the first day of school? Their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why was the book sad on the first day of school? It had nobody to read it.
Why did the students study in their pajamas on the first day of school? They wanted to sleep through their classes.
Why did the apple get an A on the first day of school? It was well-read.
Why do teachers never tell jokes on the first day of school? They want to keep things ‘class’-y.
What did the teacher say to the student who didn’t know how to spell ‘Tupac Shakur’? Try to ‘picture’ the letters in your head.
Why was the boy so cold on the first day of school? His teacher said to take their seat, not freeze in it.
What do you call a school cafeteria that only serves fruit? A food fight waiting to happen.
Why did the student keep a ruler in their pocket on the first day of school? To measure how long the day was.
Why was the laptop anxious on the first day of school? It was afraid of getting cyber-bullied.
Why do teachers always nag on the first day of school? Because they want to get things ‘straight’.
Why did the student bring a mirror to school on the first day? The teacher said to ‘reflect’ on what they learned.
Why did the student always sit in the front row on the first day of school? So they could get a ‘head’ start on learning.
What did the student say when their teacher asked them how they spent their summer? ‘In denial that school was starting again!’
Why did the student bring a ladder to the first day of school? To make sure they were at the top of their class!
Why did the pencil refuse to go to school? It was too lead-ed.
Why did the math book look so sad on the first day of school? Because it knew it was going to be covered in tears!
Why did the history teacher bring a map to the first day of school? So they could show the class where they were going!
How did the computer greet its teacher on the first day of school? With a byte!
Why did the cafeteria food miss summer break? It wanted to be reheated!
Why do ghosts love the first day of school? Because they get to see all their old haunts!
What did the report card say to the book bag on the first day of school? I’ll be seeing you soon enough!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the first day of school? Because their students are too bright!
Why did the backpack look so happy on the first day of school? It was stuffed to the brim with knowledge!
Why did the student bring a mirror to the first day of school? So they could reflect on their studies.
Why did the chemistry teacher bring balloons to the first day of school? They wanted to bond with their students.
Why did the new student feel confident on the first day of school? They knew they had nothing to lose and everything to learn.
Why did the principal wear a raincoat on the first day of school? To protect themselves from any incoming reign of bad behavior.
Why did the doctor give the school nurse a hug on the first day of school? They appreciated all the shots she had given to the students.
Why did the gym teacher bring a compass to the first day of school? They were trying to navigate their way through the first day blues.
Why was the janitor so happy on the first day of school? They knew there was no way it could get any messier than it already was.
Why did the student bring a flashlight to the first day of school? In case they needed to illuminate any tricky situations.
Why did the debate team feel invincible on the first day of school? They knew they had all the arguments.
Why did the school bell feel neglected on the first day of school? It had been replaced by the sound of students slamming locker doors.
Up to You!
As you face another school year, armed with new school supplies and a backpack full of hope, remember to keep your sense of humor intact!
With these 50+ jokes about school starting, you’ll be sure to have plenty of laughs to get you through even the toughest assignments.
So go out there, make your teachers proud, and don’t forget to tell your classmates a joke or two to brighten their day.
And always remember, laughter is the best medicine – especially when you have a pop quiz in math!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝