Hey there troublemaker!
Do you remember the times when you and your principal never saw eye to eye?
Or maybe you were the teacher’s pet who always got cozy with the principal?
Regardless of which category you fell into, we all have some hilarious stories to tell about our school principals.
So sit back, relax and get ready to giggle your way through 50+ jokes about the boss of the school!
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Jokes About School Principals
Why did the principal send his computer to detention? It had too many screens!
What do you call a principal who’s always on the phone? A cellphone-y principal!
How does a principal eat lunch? Very, very carefully!
Why did the principal bring a ladder to school? To reach new heights!
How do you make a principal laugh? Tell them a principal joke!
Why did the principal run through the hallway with a broomstick? He was sweeping through the ranks!
What does a principal love to do in their free time? Take a ruler and measure their success!
How did the principal end up in detention? He committed a principal crime!
Why did the principal refuse to give the student an apple? Because they didn’t want to make a principal’s list!
What is a principal’s favorite subject to teach? The ruler!
How do you make a principal happy? Hand them apple flavored gum, and they can finally have an apple for themselves!
Did you hear about the principal who was always late to school? They were always behind the bell curve!
Why did the principal take the light bulb out of the school sign? They wanted to see how many students it took to change it!
What did the principal say when the student asked for a bathroom break? You’re on a roll!
Why was the principal always walking from room to room? They were the principal of motion!
What’s a principal’s favorite fruit? The golden apple!
How does a principal stop a fight? By bringing down their gavel and saying, Order in the classroom!
What did the principal say to the student who kept making jokes about the fire drill? You’re extinguished from this conversation!
How does a principal make sure they’re up-to-date with the latest trends? They’re always on the principal networking sites!
What’s the difference between a principal and a teacher? The principal has the power to expel while the teacher has the power to excel!
Why did the principal go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of rule-itus!
Why was the principal always calm? Because he had detention of Zen!
How do principals stay cool? They have a chilled-out demeanor!
Why couldn’t the principal dance? Because he had two left feet!
Why did the principal go to school even on weekends? Because he wanted to be the principal of principles!
What’s the best way to deal with a strict principal? Just follow his ruler!
What did the principal say to the student? I’ll suspend your disbelief!
Why did the principal wear a hat to school? To cover his thinking cap!
Why did the principal need a new chair? Because his old one was the principal’s seat!
Why did the principal keep a carrot in his pocket? In case he came across a teachable moment!
What did the principal say to the student who was caught cheating? You got a fail on my watch, buster!
Why did the principal always carry a clipboard? To maintain the order of principal-ity!
What’s the principal’s favorite dance move? The principal’s shuffle!
Why did the principal refuse to join the track team? Because he felt that running was beneath his principal-ity!
What’s the difference between a principal and a pirate? A principal deals with ropes and rules, while a pirate deals with ships and rules!
Why should you never argue with a principal? They have principal authority!
What do you call a principal who’s a terrible dancer? A principal of pity!
Why did the principal wear a tie to school every day? To make a principal impression!
What did the principal say to the unruly student? If you don’t calm down, I’ll have to raise your principle rate!
Why did the principal always carry a whistle? To sound the principal alarm!
Up to You!
Well, congratulations!
You’ve made it to the end of our hilarious list of 50+ jokes about school principals.
We hope you had a blast and managed to chuckle at least a couple of times.
Whether you’re a student, a teacher, or a principal yourself, it’s always good to take a break and have a laugh.
Just remember, if your principal ever catches you laughing too hard, just tell them you’re practicing your public speaking skills!
Thanks for reading and remember to always stay on the principal’s good side…unless you have more jokes to tell!
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