Are you ready for the ultimate school picture day roast?
Whether you’re a student, teacher or just a spectator, we’ve got you covered with 50+ hilarious jokes that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that awkward school photo from the fifth grade.
From cheesy grins to bad hair days, get ready to relive all of the cringe-worthy memories and have some serious LOLs along the way.
So sit back, buckle up, and prepare to be schooled in the art of comedy.
It’s picture time, folks!
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Jokes About School Picture Day
Why did the student bring a ladder to school picture day? To make sure they were head and shoulders above the rest.
What did the student say when asked if they were ready for picture day? âIâm smiling on the inside, I swear.â
Why did the teacher hate picture day? It was the only day of the year when the students actually sat still.
How do you know that the school picture day is getting near? The combs and brushes all go missing.
Whatâs the difference between school picture day and a âbad hair dayâ? Nothing!
Why did the student wear a hat on picture day? To try and hide the fact that they didnât brush their hair.
Why did the student bring a bag of props to school picture day? To help them play âdress-up.â
Why did the student refuse to smile for the camera on picture day? They didnât want to risk breaking the camera with their pearly whites.
Why did the student wear sunglasses for the school picture day? They thought they made them look cool.
How do you get through picture day? Picture yourself with a better haircut.
Why did the student bring a tissue to school picture day? They knew they were going to cry when they saw the photos.
Why did the student wear a hoodie on picture day? To try and blend in with the background.
What do you call a student who always looks good on picture day? A miracle.
Why do you need a hair tie on school picture day? To keep your hair from flying in your face when youâre running from the camera.
Whatâs the difference between a normal day and school picture day? Youâll never see any smiles in school pictures.
Why do they always use the same backdrop on school picture day? Because the school couldnât afford anything better.
Why did the student bring a microphone to school picture day? They thought they were auditioning for American Idol.
Why did the student bring a towel to school picture day? They didnât want to leave any sweat marks on the backdrop.
Why did the student wear a bow tie on picture day? To look like a little professor.
What do you call a student who always looks terrible on picture day? The norm.
Why was the math book sad during picture day? It realized it had too many problems.
Why did the history book fail picture day? It didn’t know how to pose for the camera.
What do you call a school picture day with no smiles? A solemn snapshot.
Why did the science book ace picture day? It dressed up in its lab coat.
How do you make a school picture day fun? Add silly props!
Why did the English book have trouble on picture day? It couldn’t find its page.
What do you call a class photo with only one student? A selfie.
Why did the art book do well on picture day? It was already covered in color.
How do you improve your school picture day smile? Say cheese grater instead of cheese.
Why was the gym teacher the most popular person on picture day? He knew all the best poses.
What did the geography book do on picture day? It traveled all around the classroom for the perfect backdrop.
Why did the music book struggle on picture day? It was always out of tune.
How do you take a good class photo? Make sure everyone is on the same page.
Why did the philosophy book enjoy picture day? It asked the most important questions.
What do you call a school picture day with no jokes? A serious snapshot.
Why did the drama book love picture day? It got to show off its acting skills.
What do you call a school picture day with only teachers? A faculty photo.
Why did the language book have trouble on picture day? It didn’t understand the photographer’s accent.
How do you stand out on school picture day? Wear a matching outfit with your pet.
What do you call a school picture day with crazy costumes? A costume party snapshot.
Why did the school photographer bring a ladder to picture day? To take headshots!
What do you call a school picture that’s shot from the waist up? A half-assed portrait.
Why did the student bring an onion to picture day? To make the photographer cry and capture their true emotions.
How did the student get rid of their acne for picture day? They photoshopped it out themselves.
Why was the class clown so excited for picture day? They were finally going to get their close-up!
Why did the school principal hate picture day? Because it was the only day of the year where students had a valid excuse for not bringing their uniforms.
What did the teacher say to the student who forgot to comb their hair on picture day? You just ruined your chances of becoming president.
Why did the student wear a chicken suit on picture day? They wanted to show that they were egg-cellent students.
What do you call a school picture that was taken with a potato? A tater-tot.
Why did the basketball team show up in their jerseys on picture day? They thought it would score them extra points with the photographer.
Why did the student bring their pet hamster to picture day? They wanted to show that they had a rodent-like determination to succeed.
What did the bus driver say to the student who missed their stop on picture day? Looks like you’re going to have to make it work with the cafeteria’s fruit cup for your one prop.
How did the high school prom queen make the most of picture day? She used it as an opportunity to practice her smile for the paparazzi.
Why did the student bring their saxophone to picture day? They wanted to show off their musical charisma and make the photographer jazzed up.
What did the photography teacher say to the student who was always late to class? You better not be late to picture day, or you’ll make me shutter!
Why was the school janitor so excited for picture day? He finally got a chance to be in a class photo.
What do you call a school picture taken with a pinhole camera? A tiny portrait.
Why was the school’s yearbook so bad one year? The photographer forgot to adjust the white balance on picture day and everyone looked like they had hyperbilirubinemia.
Why did the student bring a watermelon to picture day? They wanted to show that they were a melon-choly student who needed some cheering up.
What did the photographer say to the student who refused to show their teeth when smiling? If you don’t want to look like you have broccoli in your teeth when smiling, then floss!
Up to You!
Well, you made it to the end of our list of 50+ jokes about school picture day!
Congratulations, you deserve a gold star (or at least a headshot with good lighting).
We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and made the anxiety of picture day a little bit more bearable.
Just remember, no matter how bad the picture turns out, at least you’re not alone in the struggle.
Now go out there and rock that school picture like the boss you are!
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