Hey, you!
Yes, you, the one who survived countless school field trips over the years.
Remember the excitement and the chaos of squeezing onto the bus and praying your assigned seat-mate wasn’t your arch-nemesis?
Well, get ready to relive those memories and chuckle your way through this post with 50+ hilarious jokes about school field trips.
From the awkward moments to the never-ending bus rides, we’ve got you covered.
So, hold on to your backpack, buckle up, and let’s go down memory lane with these rib-tickling jokes!
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Jokes About School Field Trips
Why did the teacher take the class to the dairy farm for a field trip? He wanted to milk every ounce of learning out of his students.
Why did the class trip to the fire station get cancelled? The firefighters got too fired up about it.
What do you call a school field trip to a baseball game? A homerun of an educational experience.
Why did the kids refuse to go on the field trip to the cheese factory? They didn’t think it would be very gouda.
Why did the students who went on a field trip to the cemetery feel a bit scared? They thought the field trip would be dead boring.
Where did the museum curator take the class on their field trip? On an arty-fact finding mission.
What do you get when you put 50 kids on a field trip to the zoo? A real barrel of monkeys.
Why don’t schools organize field trips to the bakery anymore? They don’t want the students loafing around.
Why did the orchestra conductor take his class to the construction site for a field trip? He wanted his students to hear some good music.
Why did the class trip to the science museum turn out to be a total disaster? The volcano exhibit erupted!
What did the teacher say to the students as they left on the field trip to the aquarium? Have a whale of a good time!
Why did the principal cancel the field trip to the candy factory? Too many students were getting sweet on the idea.
What do you call a field trip to the Arctic? A school trip to the freezer.
Why did the class trip to the chocolate factory end up being so confusing? The students struggled to make sense of all the delicious con-fusion.
Why did the drama teacher take the class to see Hamlet on a field trip? He wanted to show that Shakespeare really is a playwright.
Why did the school district put a stop to the field trips to the pet store? They found it too hard to keep the students paws-on.
What did the teacher say to the students on their field trip to the observatory? Get ready for some star pupils!
Why do schools love taking their students to the apple orchard? Because it makes for a truly a-peeling field trip.
What do you call a field trip to the train station? A locomotion of learning.
Why did the class get lost on their way to the zoo on their field trip? They had a hard time finding the elephant in the room.
Why did the teacher bring a map on the school field trip? Because she didn’t want to get lost on the way to the bathroom!
What did the scary movie teach the school field trip goers? How to scream louder than the bus engine!
Why did the school field trip to the aquarium go wrong? Because the students got seasick looking at the fish!
Why did the math teacher bring a calculator on the school field trip? So she could calculate how many slices of pizza each student could have for lunch!
Why was the school field trip to the zoo canceled? Because the lions ate the school bus!
What did the students learn on the school field trip to the farm? That cows don’t like to be milked backwards!
What was the most popular souvenir from the school field trip to the museum? The I survived the walking tour t-shirt!
Why did the math teacher take the school field trip to the amusement park? To teach the students about angles on the roller coaster!
What did the teacher say when the students asked to go to the beach for the school field trip? Sorry, but that’s just too much sand to grade!
Why did the school field trip to the fire station get canceled? Because the students kept pulling the fire alarm!
Why did the school field trip to the bakery make the students hungry? Because they were on a roll!
What did the students do on the school field trip to the white water rafting center? They made waves!
Why did the students on the school field trip to the zoo keep shouting The lion is loose!? Because they wanted to see how fast their teacher could run!
Why did the students on the school field trip to the movie theater fall asleep during the film? Because they were in too much suspense waiting for the snack bar to open!
What did the teacher say when the students asked to bring their backpacks on the school field trip? Sorry, but that’s just too much baggage for one day!
Why did the school field trip to the aquarium make the students feel small? Because the fish were whaley big!
Why did the teacher on the school field trip to the science lab have a hand sanitizer dispenser attached to her hip? Because she feared contamination from the students!
Why did the students on the school field trip to the planetarium have to hold on to their seats? Because they were about to blast off!
What did the students learn on the school field trip to the apple orchard? That they need to weigh carefully what they wish for apple picking day!
Why did the school field trip to the police station get canceled? Because all of the officers were out to lunch!
Why did the teacher bring a pillow on the field trip? To give the class a history lesson on napoleon.
What kind of music do field trips like to listen to? Rock and Roll History.
Why did the teacher bring a magnifying glass on the field trip? To get a closer look at the science behind ants in the pants.
What did the math teacher say when they saw the roller coaster on the amusement park field trip? Looks like an integer function to me!
How do field trips take attendance? On the bus, by checking how many students are still awake.
Why was the field trip to the science museum cancelled? Because the dinosaurs bailed out again.
What’s a field trip’s favorite game? Geography Freebie.
Why did the English teacher get lost on the field trip? Because she wasn’t using a Shakespeare GPS.
What do you call a field trip to a florist? A bouque-expedition.
Why did the art teacher love the field trip to the pottery factory? Because it was a clay-cation.
What’s the best thing about field trips to the zoo? Seeing your classmates monkey around.
Why did the history class love the field trip to the planetarium? They got to blast off to the past!
Why did the physics teacher take the students on a field trip to the moon? To learn about gravity’s pull.
What did the biology teacher say when they saw a field of sunflowers on the trip? I’m sure glad flowers don’t need eyes to see, or else they’d all be staring back at us.
What do you call a field trip to the aquarium? An o-fish-al outing.
Why did the music teacher bring a kazoo on the field trip? To keep the band entertained.
How do you know when a field trip is over? When the bus is filled to capacity with souvenirs.
What did the geology teacher say when the class found a rock on the field trip? This is not just any rock, it’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why did the photography teacher love the field trip to the beach? Because it was their chance to finally capture the perfect wave!
What’s the worst field trip destination for a history teacher? Back to their own school, seeing the same lessons being repeated.
Up to You!
So there you have it, 50+ jokes about school field trips to keep you laughing through the awkward bus rides, boring museums, and mandatory chaperoned group photos.
Whether you’re reminiscing about your own field trip memories or cringing at the thought of going on one in the future, remember to keep a sense of humor.
After all, laughter is the best way to survive the trials and tribulations of the educational system.
Now go forth and share these jokes with your fellow classmates, teachers, and tour guides.
Who knows, maybe you’ll even make a new friend or two.
Happy field tripping!
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