Hey you, yeah you, the one who’s procrastinating studying for exams, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!
We know exams can be stressful, so here’s a little something to lighten the mood.
We’ve compiled 50+ jokes about school exams that are guaranteed to make you chuckle (or maybe even snort).
From cheesy puns to relatable observations, these jokes are sure to give you a break from all the academic stress.
So sit back, relax (but not for too long), and get ready to laugh your way to that A.
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Jokes About School Exams
Why did the math book look sad during the exam? Because it had too many problems.
What did the teacher say to the cheating student? You copied exactly what I wrote on my paper, word for word, number for number.
Why are exams like a bad haircut? They make you feel like you’re missing something important.
What did the student say after failing his history exam? I must have traveled back in time to the Stone Age.
What do you get when you mix a college student with an exam? A stressed-out procrastinator.
Why did the teacher look so surprised during the science exam? Because the student got an answer right!
What do you call a test that you can’t pass? A physics exam.
Why was the student nervous about the English exam? He wasn’t sure if he was using the right ‘there’, ‘their’, or ‘they’re’.
What’s the worst part about taking a Spanish exam? Trying to remember all the tildes and accents.
Why did the principal cancel gym class during exam week? He didn’t want the students to be too physically drained to think during the tests.
Why did the student bring a ladder to his biology exam? To climb over the cell walls.
Why was the math book happy during the exam? Because it finally got some attention from the students.
What do you get when you cross a comedian with an exam? Jokes that don’t make any sense.
Why was the student so stressed about his geography exam? He had trouble finding his way to the testing room.
What’s the worst part about taking a history exam? The constant confusion between emperors and dictators.
Why did the student bring a dictionary to his English exam? To try and figure out what the questions were asking.
What do you call a student who only studies for exams last minute? A miracle worker.
Why did the teacher give out so many essay questions on the exam? So that he could take a nap while the students wrote.
What did one multilingual student say to the other after finishing their language exams? We speak the same exams now!
What do you get when you combine the stress of exams with the fear of public speaking? A nightmare.
What do you call a test that makes you want to run away? A math exam.
Why did the student bring a ladder to the exam? He wanted to pass with flying colors.
How do you spell failing a test? E-X-A-M.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a pop quiz? A guaranteed bad day.
Why did the student study with a flashlight? Because he wanted to get a good light on the subject.
What do you call a test that shreds your nerves? A paper shredder.
Why did the student bring a magnifying glass to the exam? He wanted to see the big picture.
How does a student stay cool during an exam? By being chill and focused.
What did one exam paper say to the other? I hope we both get A’s.
Why did the teacher give the students an open-book exam? Because she wanted to make sure they brought the book to class.
Why did the student skip the exam? Because he needed a mental health day.
What do you call a test that you take while on a rollercoaster? A thrill-ride exam.
Why is it called cramming for an exam? Because all your knowledge gets crammed into one day.
What did one exam say to the other exam? I’m feeling a little taskmastered today.
Why did the student bring a mop and bucket to the exam? He wanted to clean up the competition.
What’s the best way to make an exam disappear? By passing it with flying colors.
Why did the student bring a calculator to the exam? To divide and conquer.
What do you call a test that makes you feel dizzy? A multiple-choice exam.
Why did the student bring a pillow to the exam? He wanted to catch up on some sleep after the hard work was done.
What’s the difference between a student and a teacher during exam week? The student is stressed, while the teacher is stressed out.
Why did the student take a pillow to the exam? To dream up the answers.
Why did the pencil sharpen itself before the exam? It wanted to be sharp enough to ace the test!
Why did the teacher give the exam on the last day of school? To make sure the students couldn’t prepare for it!
Why did the student bring a calculator to the history exam? Because he thought he needed to calculate the years!
Why did the student bring a ruler to the exam? To measure his success!
Why did the teacher give a math exam on Halloween? She wanted to scare the students with the numbers!
Why did the student bring a magnifying glass to the exam? To see the answers more clearly!
Why did the student forget to bring his pencil to the exam? Because he was drawing a blank!
Why did the student wear sunglasses to the exam? So the exam wouldn’t blind him from all the knowledge!
Why did the student bring a map to the geography exam? He wanted to find his way to the correct answers!
Why did the student bring a blanket to the exam? He wanted to wrap up the answers!
Why did the student bring a dictionary to the spelling exam? To define his success!
Why did the student bring a microscope to the biology exam? To examine the questions more closely!
Why did the student bring a kite to the physics exam? He wanted to catch the answers in the breeze!
Why did the student bring a calculator and a ruler to the exam? He wanted to calculate his success and measure his triumph!
Why did the student bring a pillow and a blanket to the exam? He wanted to sleep on his knowledge and wrap up his success!
Why did the student bring a thesaurus to the exam? To expand his vocabulary and elevate his success!
Why did the student bring a compass to the exam? He wanted to find his way to success!
Why did the student bring a camera to the exam? He wanted to capture his success!
Why did the student bring a stopwatch to the exam? To time his success!
Up to You!
Congratulations!
You’ve made it to the end of our 50+ jokes about school exams.
Hopefully, your stomach isn’t too sore from all the laughter.
But let’s face it, exams aren’t a laughing matter.
They can be stressful, nerve-wracking and downright scary.
So, if you’re feeling overwhelmed, just remember this: Every time you panic during an exam, just think of all the great comedians who started their careers by bombing on stage.
You never know, maybe one day you’ll be the next big thing in comedy thanks to acing those exams!
But for now, rest easy knowing that you survived these exam jokes.
Until next time, keep that sense of humor sharp – you never know when you’ll need it!
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