Hey you!
The end of school is almost here and you know what that means…
summer fun, lazy days and no more homework!
But before we say goodbye to pencils and textbooks, it’s time to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year (at least for students) with some hilarious jokes.
From bad grades to graduation caps, we’ve got 50+ jokes about school ending that will have you laughing all the way to summer break.
So buckle up and get ready to laugh your way through the end of the school year!
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Jokes About School Ending
Why did the student break up with his calculator after school ended? Because it was too hard to count on.
What did the student say when school finally ended? Thank goodness my grades don’t count anymore.
Why did the math book look sad on the last day of school? Because it had too many problems.
Why do schools always end in summer? So that students can finally get a degree in sweating.
What did the history book say when it was put away at the end of the school year? See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya!
Why did the principal start crying when school ended? Because he realized he had to deal with the students again next year.
Why did the student wear sunglasses to the last day of school? Because his future was so bright.
Why did the English teacher feel like crying on the last day of school? Because she would miss her colon.
Why did the geometry class hate school breaks? Because they could never find the angle.
What did the math teacher say at the end of the school year? Well, that was subtractingly difficult.
Why did the science teacher feel relieved at the end of the school year? Because he never had to hear the term crustaceans again.
Why did the cook at the cafeteria feel happy when school ended? Because he could finally say no to the kids who wanted pizza every day.
Why did the social studies teacher feel bored on the last day of school? Because all the kids were history.
Why did the art teacher cry when school ended? Because her paintings were finally finished.
What did the French teacher say when school ended? Bonjour, summer!
Why did the math teacher feel like crying when school ended? Because he had to say goodbye to his cosine.
What did the gym teacher say at the end of the school year? I think I finally found my motivation. It’s called summer vacation.
Why did the school janitor feel happy when school ended? Because he finally had time to clean up his own house.
Why did the psychology teacher feel relieved on the last day of school? Because he could finally tell his students they were all crazy.
Why did the student feel sad when school ended? Because he knew he wouldn’t get to see all his favorite hall monitors anymore.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the last day of school? Because her students were too bright!
Why did the student’s report card fly away? Because it graduated!
Why did the math book look so sad on the last day of school? It had too many problems.
Why did the students throw their textbooks in the air? To graduate (pun intended)!
Why did the teacher wear a tiara on the last day of school? Because she’s the ruler of all the students.
Why did the students take a compass to the last day of school? To find their way out.
Why did the history teacher go to the beach on the last day of school? To learn about the tide.
Why did the English teacher wear a cape to school on the last day? She’s a super-grammarian!
What did the student say when the bell rang on the last day of school? See you next year!
Why did the principal wear a big smile on the last day of school? No more homework!
Why did the students take pictures on the last day of school? To remember how beautiful the classrooms looked before they left.
What did the student say to the teacher on the last day of school? Cheers to a great year!
Why did the geography teacher buy a world map on the last day of school? To find new destinations for a summer vacation.
Why did the science teacher bring a cake to the last day of school? Because science experiments make everyone hungry.
Why did the teachers bring an umbrella on the last day of school? They knew tears would be falling when they had to say goodbye to their students.
Why did the janitor wear a graduation cap on the last day of school? Because he had swept his way to success.
Why did the students have a big meeting on the last day of school? To discuss the best summer plans.
Why did the students get a little teary on the last day of school? They were sad they couldn’t hang out with their friends every day.
Why did the lunch lady make extra pizza on the last day of school? To celebrate!
Why did the students run out of the school building on the last day of school? To shout, School’s out for summer!
Why did the math book feel sad when school ended? Because it had too many problems to solve.
Why did the English teacher throw her laptop out the window on the last day of school? Because she couldn’t handle another comma splice.
Why did the science teacher bring a microscope to the last day of school? To make sure they all saw things through a new lens.
Why did the history teacher wear a crown on the last day of school? Because she was king of the classroom.
Why did the music teacher break into song on the last day of school? Because it was time to hit the high notes.
Why did the art teacher encourage the students to paint their faces on the last day of school? To show that they were ready to face the world.
Why did the gym teacher give everyone a high five on the last day of school? Because they all made it to the finish line.
Why did the language teacher hand out dictionaries on the last day of school? To help the students spell freedom correctly.
Why did the drama teacher give the students a standing ovation on the last day of school? Because they all deserved a round of applause.
Why did the health teacher start a group fitness class on the last day of school? To keep the students healthy all summer long.
Why did the principal hand out awards to all the students on the last day of school? To show that every student was a winner.
Why did the counselor give out tissues on the last day of school? To dry all the tears of joy.
Why did the cafeteria serve ice cream for breakfast on the last day of school? Because it was time to celebrate.
Why did the custodian sweep the floors extra carefully on the last day of school? To make sure everything was spotless for the next year.
Why did the librarian give out books on the last day of school? To encourage summer reading.
Why did the bus driver give the students a round of applause on the last day of school? Because they were all stellar passengers.
Why did the IT department hand out chargers on the last day of school? To make sure everyone stayed connected over the summer.
Why did the yearbook staff take a group photo on the last day of school? To remember all the memories made that year.
Why did the counseling office offer free therapy sessions on the last day of school? To help ease the transition to summer.
Why did the whole school break into a flash mob on the last day of school? To show that everyone left their best moves on the dance floor.
Up to You!
Congratulations, pal!
You’ve made it through another academic year, and that is no small feat.
Shout it from the rooftops, scream it from the mountaintops, or just savor the silence of a peaceful summer — because school is finally over!
We hope the 50+ jokes about school ending have given you some good laughs and helped you wave goodbye to those early-morning alarms and never-ending homework assignments.
So go ahead, celebrate with ice cream, a trip to the beach, or a good old-fashioned nap.
Just whatever you do — don’t forget to set your alarm for next August!
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