Hey you!
Are you ready to laugh your lunch off?
Because we’ve got 50+ hilarious jokes about school cafeteria that will have you dying for seconds (and not just for the mashed potatoes).
From the questionable mystery meat to the infamous pizza Fridays, we’ve got all the classic cafeteria cliches covered and then some.
So, grab your tray, find a seat, and get ready to digest some serious humor.
Let’s dive in!
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Jokes About School Cafeteria
Why did the cafeteria chef quit? Because she ran out of thyme.
Did you hear about the guy who got food poisoning from the cafeteria? He said it was a real stomach churner.
Why did the student refuse to eat the cafeteria food? Because it was too much of a mystery meat.
Where do students eat when the cafeteria is closed? At the sandbox.
What do you call a cafeteria meal with no flavor? A blandwich.
Why did the lunch lady miss her flight? She was stuck at the gravy train.
What do they serve in the cafeteria during a math test? Pi.
Why was the cafeteria chef always in a hurry? He was a fast food worker.
What do you call it when the cafeteria runs out of lunch trays? A plateless situation.
Why did the chicken cross the cafeteria? To get to the other side dish.
What do you call it when a student leaves their lunch in the cafeteria over the weekend? A fridge fail.
Why did the veggie tray go outside? It wanted to be a patio table.
What do you call it when the cafeteria runs out of mashed potatoes? A spud shortage.
Why did the teacher send the picky eater to the principal’s office? He was acting like a school yard bird.
What do you call a cafeteria with bad air conditioning? A hot lunch spot.
Why did the milk carton wait in line for the cafeteria? He wanted to be an honorary lunch container.
What do you call it when the cafeteria food is too spicy? A fire alarm lunch.
Why did the boy bring his pet iguana to the cafeteria? He wanted him to be his lunch mate.
What do you call it when you accidentally drop your tray in the cafeteria? A lunch breakdown.
Why did the sandwich take a nap in the cafeteria? It was tired of being a ham and cheese.
Why did the tomato turn red in the school cafeteria? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a school cafeteria with a circus? A lunchroom full of clowns!
Why did the chicken cross the school cafeteria? To get to the other side of the mashed potatoes!
Why did the banana go to the school cafeteria? To split the line!
Why did the bread go to the school cafeteria? To get buttered up!
What’s on the menu at the school cafeteria? No one knows, it’s all mystery meat!
Why did the grape go to the school cafeteria? To get picked with his lunch!
What do you call the smell in the school cafeteria? Lunch!
Why did the noodles go to the school cafeteria? To get sauced!
What do you get when you mix peas, carrots, and corn in the school cafeteria? A traffic jam on your plate!
Why did the apple avoid the school cafeteria? Because he had a split personality!
What’s the best way to get lunch in the school cafeteria? Go first in the alphabet!
Why did the chef in the school cafeteria always carry a notebook? To write down the dishes that failed!
What do you call a lunch lady in the school cafeteria who’s always stealing food? A meal cheater!
What do you call a sandwich in the school cafeteria that’s always telling jokes? A funny-munch!
What do you call a cracker in the school cafeteria that’s always losing his mind? A crumb-believer!
Why did the orange go to the school cafeteria? To get a-peel-ing!
What do you call a sandwich in the school cafeteria that’s always in trouble? A bread-beater!
Why did the kids refuse to eat lunch in the school cafeteria? Because the lunch lady had a soup-er attitude!
What do you get when you cross a school cafeteria with a dance party? A cafeteria-teria-teria!
Why was the cafeteria cold? Because the kids were always giving it the cold shoulder.
What do you call a fake pasta dish in the school cafeteria? An impasta.
Why did the student bring a ladder to the cafeteria? To reach the higher level of cuisine.
What do you call a Spanish lunch in the school cafeteria? A Queso-Deal.
Why did the food in the cafeteria taste like dirt? Because they covered the vegetable garden with tater tots.
What do you call a French fry that sits in the cafeteria too long? A potato near-tardy.
Why did the tomato turn red in the school cafeteria? Because it saw the lunch lady’s ketchup scheme.
What do you call leftovers in the cafeteria? A casserole of missed opportunities.
Why did the student refuse to eat the cafeteria spaghetti? Because it wasn’t al dente, it was al Den-Tist’s office.
Why did the student order extra vegetables in the cafeteria? Because they wanted to win Most Likely to Wear a Kale Shirt superlative.
What do you call a hamburger in a school cafeteria? A testy-meaty burger.
Why did the cafeteria use so many plastic utensils? Because they didn’t want any silverware, they wanted everyone to have a binary option.
Why did the cafeteria have so many different condiments? Because the lunch lady likes to give students a flavor of options.
What do you call a pizza that’s served without cheese in school cafeteria? A pizza my heart.
Why did the chicken cross the cafeteria? To get away from the mystery meat option.
Why did the student add ketchup to everything in the cafeteria? Because they wanted to relish their time in the lunchroom.
What do you call an overcooked fish in the school cafeteria? A fishy-diaster.
Why did the school cafeteria serve the same vegetables every day? Because a carrot day keeps the doctor away.
What do you call a moody piece of bread in the cafeteria? A sourdough bad attitude.
Why did the cafeteria serve cold pizza? Because it was a slice of life.
Up to You!
So, there you have it!
50+ jokes about the beloved (or not-so-beloved) school cafeteria.
Whether you’re a student, teacher, or just have fond memories of plastic trays and mystery meat, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Who knew the cafeteria could be so funny?
And hey, maybe next time you’re in line for some scrambled eggs or soggy pizza, you can whip out one of these jokes and make your fellow diners chuckle.
Happy lunchtime, everyone!
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