Hey you crazy runner!
Do you live, breathe and dream about running?
Well, we’ve got 50+ jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you might actually run faster!
From hilarious race-day fails to relatable running memes, you’ll be peeling off your compression socks from all the belly laughter you’ll get from this post.
So, grab a water bottle, hit the treadmill and get ready to chuckle your way through these 50+ jokes about running!
Jokes About Running
I don’t always run, but when I do, I prefer to do it in the opposite direction of a bear.
Running is a great way to clear your mind… or to imagine that you’re fleeing from a horde of zombies.
Why did the runner stop? Because he was tired, and there was a refreshment stand nearby.
I tried running a marathon once, but I got lost after the first mile and ended up at a McDonald’s drive-thru.
A woman told her friend she was running 10 miles per day. Her friend replied, That’s crazy, my car doesn’t even have that many miles!
Why did the runner never drink coffee before a race? Because it made him jumpy.
I’m not a fast runner, but I can outrun anyone who doesn’t feel like running.
What do you call a runner who is always sneezing? A marathoner.
They say running is addictive, but at least it’s a healthier addiction than fast food.
Why did the jogging app break up with the runner? Because he always ran away from commitment.
I don’t always run, but when I do, it’s usually towards the nearest taco truck.
Why do marathon runners always look so confident? Because they have a lot of race experience under their belts.
I tried taking up running as a hobby, but then I realized that my knees didn’t agree with it.
Did you hear about the runner who was always losing races? He was always in de-feet.
Running late for work is no excuse for not getting your morning jog in.
I’m not sure if running is my exercise of choice, or my way of escaping my problems.
Why do some people say that runners are crazy? Because they like to put themselves through pain voluntarily.
I run in races because I love the thrill of victory, but I also love the free bananas they give out at the end.
Why did the runner always refuse to race on a full stomach? The thought of running on an empty stomach was enough to make him feel queasy.
I tried running a half-marathon once, but I only made it to the quarter mark before I passed out from exhaustion.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!
I’ve been running marathons for years… I just haven’t actually competed in any of them.
Why did the running chicken cross the finish line? To get to the other side.
Why did the farmer run a marathon? To get to the farmer’s market.
Two peanuts were walking in the park. One was salted and the other was running.
My doctor told me to start running for exercise. I just hope it doesn’t get away from me.
Why did the tomato start running? Because it was trying to ketchup with its friend.
I tried to run an ultramarathon once, but it was too far.
Why do runners prefer running in the morning? Because they want to get their run out of the way before they lose their motivation.
What do you call a runner who is always late? A running behind.
Why do runners always have a snack before a race? To stay a-head of the competition.
Why did the runner go to the bank? To get his race money.
What do you call a running skeleton? A marrow-thon runner.
Why did the scarecrow win the race? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s a runner’s favorite kind of music? The beat of their own feet.
Who do runners invite to their birthday parties? All their sole mates.
Why did the runner refuse to wear matching shoes? Because he wanted to be one of a kind.
What do you call a runner who can’t stop talking about running? A runaway train.
Why don’t runners eat while running marathons? They don’t have the stomach for it.
Why do runners always run through the finish line? Because they don’t want to stop until the end.
Why don’t runners like telling jokes while running? Because they always end up splitting their sides.
What do runners wear to bed? Their track pajamas.
Did you hear about the runner who tried to race with a sore throat? It was a terrible lack of voice.
Why did the runner eat broccoli before a race? He heard it was a good source of energy for gas.
What do runners give each other for Valentine’s Day? Distance.
Why do runners always win hide-and-seek? Because they’re always crossing the finishing line.
Why did the runner wear sunglasses during a race? To keep the sun from getting ahead of him.
What does a runner say when they finish a race? Pasta la vista, baby.
Why did the cyclist start running? Because he lost his bike shorts.
Why did the runner go to the doctor? Because they athleth feet.
Why did the chicken start running marathons? To get to the other side of the finish line.
What do you call a group of runners huddled together? A cluster jog.
Why did the runner cross the road halfway? To get to the median.
Why do runners love Italian food? Because they love carbohydrates.
Why did the runner refuse to drink coffee before a race? Because he didn’t want to get the jitters.
What did the runner wear to the beach? A Speedo and running shoes.
Why do runners never argue? Because they always agree to run it out.
Why did the tortoise try running in a race? To finally prove that slow and steady wins the race every time.
Why do marathon runners love their shoes? Because they’ve got heel.
What do runners like to do to their feet after a long race? Footsie.
Up to You!
So, did you feel the burn from all those running jokes?
Maybe you’re lacing up your shoes right now for a quick jog to clear your mind.
Whatever your thoughts on running may be, we hope you laughed, groaned, and smiled at least a few times along the way.
Because one thing’s for sure, with a little bit of humor, the miles fly by faster!
Keep running and keep laughing.
Who knows, you might even come up with your own running joke to share next time!
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Hey there, I’m Simon, and I started Jokeslide.com to spread joy and laughter. As a 34-year-old who loves humor, I created this website to share funny jokes and mind-bending riddles in a family-friendly environment. Join me in this laughter-filled journey, connect with others, and experience the magic of humor together! 😄🤝